It's still Saturday...Kipsie has gone upstairs to read her emails while Hiei and Yusuke are beating up each other.

BracesSuck17: hi

BracesSuck17: this is so awsome

SugarRush17: isn't it?

BracesSuck17: duh

SugarRush17: hehehehe

BracesSuck17: h

BracesSuck17: hi

SugarRush17: nice pro

BracesSuck17: same

SugarRush17: thanx

BracesSuck17: hehe

BracesSuck17: i'm going to Mana's at 4:30

SugarRush17: cool

SugarRush17: same here

BracesSuck17: nice

BracesSuck17: i'm currently really confused

SugarRush17: join the club

BracesSuck17: lol

RATRoomRX17: what are you confused about?

SugarRush17: whatever your confused about

BracesSuck17: this is really sad

BracesSuck17: i think we've offically gone nuts

SugarRush17: agreed

SugarRush17: guess what

BracesSuck17: what?

SugarRush17: now i can talk to people with both my sn's...AT ONCE!

BracesSuck17: sweet

SugarRush17: dude

BracesSuck17: sweet

SugarRush17: dude

BracesSuck17: g2g

SugarRush17: k

BracesSuck17: bye

SugarRush17: love ya

BracesSuck17: hehehehe

Kipsie, now satisfied by her conversation with herself, grabbed a large bag
of candy out from under her bed and skipped downstairs into the living room.

the stage has once again appeared, and Yusuke, Hiei, and Kurama are doing
dramatic movements and singing the song "I'm Proud to be an American"

Kipsie: flips light switch, causing the disco ball to go up etc...same thing
that happened when Yusuke hit the switch in chapter 2 Fascinating...

Kurama: nervous smile and laugh

phone rings

Kipsie: Act like normal people...

Yusuke: Hey! What's that supposed to mean?

Kipsie: picks up phone Hello? Hi Fuzzy. Nothing, the guys are here.
SICK MIND! laughs

Yusuke-Kuwabara: exchange frightened glance

Kipsie: Sure. The door's open, just come in. No, the guys won't mind.
rolls eyes Sirius, Frodo, Elijah and yourself. Happy? Good. See ya in a
sec. Bye. hangs up phone

door bell rings

Kipsie: That was fast opens door

Fuzzy: Dude!

Kipsie: picks up the phone again Hey Fuzzy. pizza place picks up Hey,
we need 12 large works, 2 large pepperoni's, and 2 large cheese. Thanks
hangs up

Has anyone seen Kitsune?

Kitsune: outside. Holds out stick Come here little caterpillar. Get on
the stick.

Caterpillar: gets on stick

Kitsune: evil grin Alright ready? flings it into a tree, laughs

Fuzzy: shrugs Who Loves me!

Kipsie: sighs Sirius, Frodo, Elijah and yourself.

Fuzzy: Good Kipsie pats on head

Yusuke: blinks

Fuzzy: Which one's Kurama?

Kipsie: happily points to Kurama

Fuzzy: runs over and pokes in the arm...hard FRODO!

Kurama: Ahhhhh! scared

Kipsie-Yusuke-Kuwabara: laughs

Kitsune: FUZZY! pulls Fuzzy away from Kurama and hugs

Kipsie: evil grin...walks up to Kitsune and pokes in the back

Kitsune: squeals

Kipsie: keeps poking

Kitsune: strange inhuman noises

Kipsie: bored of poking Kitsune Pop goes the weasel!

ALL (but Kipsie): blinks

Kipsie: LOL

Yusuke: Stop saying that...it's odd.

Kipsie: speaking Do you linger in the door way, of flirtatious...girls and
lots and lots of makeup?

Yusuke: ponders Are the girls wearing the makeup?

Kipsie: No, you are.

Yusuke: screams like a sissy STRANGENESS!

Kipsie: grins And I thought that only worked for girls...

"God": placing hand on Kitsune's shoulder Did you know what 50% of all
lesbian relationships begin with a hand on the shoulder?

Kitsune: screams and runs away

Kipsie: How'd you get here?

"God": bites Kipsie's hand

Kipsie: slap

"God": bites again

Fuzzy: Bad God, bad bad girl!

Hiei: Why is she biting you?

Kipsie: That's a good question. As soon as I come up with an answer, I'll let you know.

"God": begins gnawing

Kitsune: walks over and hits "God" with a stick

"God": whimpers and slinks away

Kitsune: There, now that that's taken care of, why don't we... OW! HOLY CHEESE!

Yusuke: Hey. That's my line.

"God": biting Kitsune's leg

Kitsune: GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF!

Hiei: steps on "God"

Kitsune: Geezus, she's like a freakin' parasite.

Kurama: Isn't this supposed to be a karaoke party?

Kitsune: That's right! Go figure, only Kipsie could host a karaoke party that lasts two days.

Kipsie: smiles brightly

Yusuke: It's kinda funny. There hasn't been any real singing in this chapter.

Kitsune-Kurama: Not yet!

music starts

Kitsune: Point of the second hand counts down the life I lead,

Kurama: marking off my legacy of worldly deeds.

Kitsune-Kurama: Tick, tock, tick.

Yusuke: Constantly I think of things I can't complete,

Hiei: Now it's time to throw them into the back seat.

ALL: Son of a gun!

Kipsie: 'Cause baby there ain't no mountain high enough!

Kitsune: Chorus class. It's infected her brain.

Kurama: looks at Yusuke and Hiei You know, for people who hate the idea of a karaoke party, you two sing almost every song.

Yusuke: blinks

Hiei: ponders for a moment, then looks at Yusuke

Yusuke: Good God, he's right.

"God": Did someone say my name?

Kitsune: drives foot into "God's" (who is still on the floor) back Why are you still here?

"God": ......... I have absolutely NO IDEA!!! smiles brightly

Kipsie: Wanna Fanta, don't cha wanna, wanna Fanta...

EVERYBODY: NO!!!!

Kitsune: wanders off somewhere

Kuwabara: Hey where'd Kit.... Oof! falls on the floor, unconscious

Kitsune: standing with a huge club over her shoulder

Kipsie: What was that for?

Kitsune: I dunno. I just felt like hitting something. Kuwabara was the closest thing.

Kipsie: blinks Hey, wait a sec, I wanted to beat the snot out of Kuwabara using a frying pan! YOU CUT ME REAL DEEP KITSUNE! runs off crying

Yusuke: Where'd you get that club?

Kitsune: .... No where....

Yusuke: You got it out of my Yu Yu Hakusho prop box, didn't you? (Note: In the ending credits on YYH in the first two sagas, we see Yusuke holding a big club over his shoulder Kipsie: He looks hot in that shot...I made a rhyme...hehe)

Kitsune: Maybe...

Yusuke: Give it back!

Kitsune: sticks tongue out at Yusuke Uh oh... runs away from Yusuke

Yusuke: starts chasing after Kitsune

Kurama: What happened to the pizza?

everyone looks over at Hiei

Hiei: sitting on couch Mmmfhhfmm... munch munch

EVERYONE: HIEI!!!

Hiei: looks up What? You were taking too long.

Kipsie: There better be pizza left for all of us, or I'll pound you!

Hiei: blinks

Kipsie: Jk, I love you.

Hiei: I'd rather you hate me.

Kipsie: whimpers, dodges Kitsune running past, Yusuke's shoe, then Yusuke But I love you! hugs Hiei

Hiei: growls

Kipsie: blinks That's creepy. hugs Kurama

Kurama: Why do you always hug ME?

Kipsie: stops hugging, cries

Kurama: No, no! It's okay! spreads arms Hug me, okay? Hug me.

Kipsie: immediately stops crying YAY! hugs Kurama some more

Botan: appears Hey!

Kipsie: hisses

Botan: Uh, okay... disappears

Kurama: blinks at Kipsie

Kipsie: looks at Kurama, then in funny voice Hi.

Fuzzy: randomly popping up WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?! pushing a very large grocery cart full of ice cream containers

Hiei: looks up from his pizza YAY! runs over to the cart, takes it from Fuzzy, brings it to the living room and devours it...making rather interesting noises

Kipsie: whispers to Kurama Bad Idea...

Kitsune: Yep...we're all screwed.

Kipsie: ponders situation Love thy foxboy! hugs Kurama

Kurama: raises eyebrow

Kipsie: Awww, your so cute your confused...weirded out...afraid...uh...I love you?

Kurama: Keeps eye brow raised

Kitsune: Ha! Hiei's gonna get sugar high! Sweet!

Hiei: after eating quite a bit of ice cream, starts bouncing around the room

Kipsie: ...shit...ake...mushrooms...Hey, wait a sec...THAT'S MY JOB! chases after Hiei with sleeping pills

Kurama: Something tells me sedating Hiei isn't a good idea...

Kitsune: hits Hiei with club

Kurama: Kitsune!

Kitsune: Sorry...

Kipsie: He's gonna kill you later...

Kitsune: hands club to Yusuke Bye! runs out the door

Kipsie: a little delayed Unless he doesn't know it was you...evil grin

Kurama: What are you planning?

Kipsie: ...Dunno. Ask me later!

Mircrosoft Word thought Foxboy was a misspelled word! To MW Dun dun dun!