What would happen if Harry Potter was a gangsta novel
India Kieser
(Ron walks in a baggy pants and a New York Yankees hat backwards. He also has on a quidditch jersey. Harry is already there in big bulky pants and a quidditch jersey. Hermione is wearing a skirt and a Lady Enyce shirt.)
Ron: Yo yo yo, H Po, y'all wanna go buy sum bling bling in Diagon Alley homee?
Harry: Fershizzle Ron Dawg. I gotta get me cheeba too.
Ron: Daaaaaaamn.....you so fuckin gangsta.
Harry: Fo sho nah shih deez people try ta phaze me man. It aint rite man.
Ron: Fo sho Harry, I mean, u ma main man. Ma dawg.
Hermione: An me foo?
Ron: Why u be nuttin but a ho beeatch!
Hermione: If I be a ho, then u be a crackaz fo shizzle.
Harry: Don't be hatin be APPRECIATIN man! Y'all be fightin!
Hermione: whateva......hey peeps can I come?
Ron: whateva.....maybe we can get back to ma hood after.
Harry: the "common room" lyke those stuck up preps call it
Hermione: fo sho
Ron: fo shizzle
Harry: listen I gotta axe yall sumtin
Hermione: what be that?
Ron: spit it homey g
Harry: ya'll think that v dawg......
Hermione: h po ya'll mean voldermort?
Harry: yeah yeah that crap fo sho. But anyway, ya'll think voldemort gunna come and get me?
Ron: I wunt let him. Ill bust a cap in his ayass befo he touch u homee.
Hermione: FO SHIZZLE
Harry: Man home slice u da best
Ron: dats what im here fo man.
Harry: alrite lets go get some ice fo ma neck man
Ron: yeah lets blow this
(Ron flips backwards off the stairs and lands on his feet)
Hermione: OH SNAAAAAAP BOY. Daaaaaamn
Harry: dats nice homey. Dats smoooove
Ron: no duh watchou on boy? crack? Cheeba?
Harry: I told ya beeatch I gotta get some cheeba today
Hermione: I needa buy sumthin to ice da grill man
Harry: dats coo. Dats coo.
Ron: whacht we waitin fo homeys?
Harry: nuthin (Harry trips on the couch when turning around)
Ron: you krazy ass fugga! U high man. U really high.
Hermione: hiiiiiigh man
Harry: shut yo mouth bitch befo I slap you!
Ron: lets go man
(They all leave, Ron and Harry's pants sagging so they walk like penguins. Hermione twists her hips back and forth)
India Kieser
(Ron walks in a baggy pants and a New York Yankees hat backwards. He also has on a quidditch jersey. Harry is already there in big bulky pants and a quidditch jersey. Hermione is wearing a skirt and a Lady Enyce shirt.)
Ron: Yo yo yo, H Po, y'all wanna go buy sum bling bling in Diagon Alley homee?
Harry: Fershizzle Ron Dawg. I gotta get me cheeba too.
Ron: Daaaaaaamn.....you so fuckin gangsta.
Harry: Fo sho nah shih deez people try ta phaze me man. It aint rite man.
Ron: Fo sho Harry, I mean, u ma main man. Ma dawg.
Hermione: An me foo?
Ron: Why u be nuttin but a ho beeatch!
Hermione: If I be a ho, then u be a crackaz fo shizzle.
Harry: Don't be hatin be APPRECIATIN man! Y'all be fightin!
Hermione: whateva......hey peeps can I come?
Ron: whateva.....maybe we can get back to ma hood after.
Harry: the "common room" lyke those stuck up preps call it
Hermione: fo sho
Ron: fo shizzle
Harry: listen I gotta axe yall sumtin
Hermione: what be that?
Ron: spit it homey g
Harry: ya'll think that v dawg......
Hermione: h po ya'll mean voldermort?
Harry: yeah yeah that crap fo sho. But anyway, ya'll think voldemort gunna come and get me?
Ron: I wunt let him. Ill bust a cap in his ayass befo he touch u homee.
Hermione: FO SHIZZLE
Harry: Man home slice u da best
Ron: dats what im here fo man.
Harry: alrite lets go get some ice fo ma neck man
Ron: yeah lets blow this
(Ron flips backwards off the stairs and lands on his feet)
Hermione: OH SNAAAAAAP BOY. Daaaaaamn
Harry: dats nice homey. Dats smoooove
Ron: no duh watchou on boy? crack? Cheeba?
Harry: I told ya beeatch I gotta get some cheeba today
Hermione: I needa buy sumthin to ice da grill man
Harry: dats coo. Dats coo.
Ron: whacht we waitin fo homeys?
Harry: nuthin (Harry trips on the couch when turning around)
Ron: you krazy ass fugga! U high man. U really high.
Hermione: hiiiiiigh man
Harry: shut yo mouth bitch befo I slap you!
Ron: lets go man
(They all leave, Ron and Harry's pants sagging so they walk like penguins. Hermione twists her hips back and forth)