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A Summary of the Chapters:
Every once in a while, a piece of truly great undiscovered literature comes to the public. This is not one of those pieces.This is a greatly insane Harry Potter Fic in which Hermione is a retard(courtesy of Ron) Harry is a coward, Neville is a born Hero, Ron is a sneaky underhanded backstabber, Draco being Dobby-ish, Crabbe is genius, Oliver Wood is a sadist, Fred and George are gay, Cho is ... well I won't spoil the rest Oh and I dont Own anything but you pathetic humans. Damned lawyers, trying to steeeal the precccioouussss. . .
Gryffindor Study Hall
Harry: Ron will you uh, please move that bookcase? The shadow it ,uh, scares me.
Ron: Whats in it fer me?
Hermione: Ron, Harry, I just discovered how to solve world hunger and cure cancer! How to prove God exists was staring me in the face the whole time! I cant believe I didnt see it before! I. . .
Ron: Shedup, woman. Throws a nearby Never-breaks-ink-bottle at Hermione
Hermione: falls over
Harry: AH, NO DONT HURT ME RON! I AM YOUR SERVANT! I AM YOUR SERVANT! Bows to Ron, arms acrost his chest
Neville: Ron, I am surprised at you! You should know better than that! A poor defenseless girl like 'Mione she just wanted to share her gifts with the world and. . .
Draco: Excuse me, Harry, sir, but I was wondering if I could borrow a quill please. I. .
. Harry: DONT HURT ME! gives mountains of quills to Draco
Draco: Oh, thank you ,sir, I will use them well I will return the favor someday! Anytime you need anything, Just call me up and I'll be right there! I'll be at the top end of the slytherin table if you need anything!
Hermione wakes up Hi, Ron,Harry why me head hurt? what we done?
Harry: Oh! Ron you made her dumb! Oh no! I wasnt blaming you! DONT HURT ME!
Ron:Oh, I'll hurt you... If it suits me. now go and get Hermionie smart again.
Harry: I'll go call that favor in from Draco
Slytherin Study Hall
Mysterious Shape Leaning On Wall(MS.LOW): Heya Harry, How 'bout a fun time in my bedroom? I require just a little. . . fee. Come on, seductive look you know you want to.
Harry Steps forward catiously then retreats after seeing that MSLOW is Cho, veryscantily dressed : DONT HURT ME I'M AFRAID OF PILLOWS! gives Cho (a.k.a. MSLOW) 4723 Galleons ITS ALL I HAVE!!!
Cho: Ooooohhh were gonna have lotsa fun tonight! Come on then. . .
Draco(we not quite sure what hes smoking!): Hey you thinken what I'sa thinken. Lets go take that draco bastards head and make him eat it! HAWR HAWR HAW cough cough
Crabbe: Now Draconius, I have a LIST of errors in that sentence;
First, youre smoking. Second,youre having mental images of myself and Goyle masturbating. Third you are Draco, Fourth you cannot eat youre own head. Fifth, you cannot eat anyone elses head. Its too tough.
Draco: Can I give him a glowy-stick thing?
Goyle: YOU HAVE GLOW STICKS AND DIDNT TELL ME!!!
Draco: Here. Have two.
Crabbe: YAY!
AND SO THEY LIVED HAPPILY WITH THEIR GLOW STICKS. (To Readers/Reviewers)PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! LOVE YA, and GOODNIGHT!
A Summary of the Chapters:
Every once in a while, a piece of truly great undiscovered literature comes to the public. This is not one of those pieces.This is a greatly insane Harry Potter Fic in which Hermione is a retard(courtesy of Ron) Harry is a coward, Neville is a born Hero, Ron is a sneaky underhanded backstabber, Draco being Dobby-ish, Crabbe is genius, Oliver Wood is a sadist, Fred and George are gay, Cho is ... well I won't spoil the rest Oh and I dont Own anything but you pathetic humans. Damned lawyers, trying to steeeal the precccioouussss. . .
Gryffindor Study Hall
Harry: Ron will you uh, please move that bookcase? The shadow it ,uh, scares me.
Ron: Whats in it fer me?
Hermione: Ron, Harry, I just discovered how to solve world hunger and cure cancer! How to prove God exists was staring me in the face the whole time! I cant believe I didnt see it before! I. . .
Ron: Shedup, woman. Throws a nearby Never-breaks-ink-bottle at Hermione
Hermione: falls over
Harry: AH, NO DONT HURT ME RON! I AM YOUR SERVANT! I AM YOUR SERVANT! Bows to Ron, arms acrost his chest
Neville: Ron, I am surprised at you! You should know better than that! A poor defenseless girl like 'Mione she just wanted to share her gifts with the world and. . .
Draco: Excuse me, Harry, sir, but I was wondering if I could borrow a quill please. I. .
. Harry: DONT HURT ME! gives mountains of quills to Draco
Draco: Oh, thank you ,sir, I will use them well I will return the favor someday! Anytime you need anything, Just call me up and I'll be right there! I'll be at the top end of the slytherin table if you need anything!
Hermione wakes up Hi, Ron,Harry why me head hurt? what we done?
Harry: Oh! Ron you made her dumb! Oh no! I wasnt blaming you! DONT HURT ME!
Ron:Oh, I'll hurt you... If it suits me. now go and get Hermionie smart again.
Harry: I'll go call that favor in from Draco
Slytherin Study Hall
Mysterious Shape Leaning On Wall(MS.LOW): Heya Harry, How 'bout a fun time in my bedroom? I require just a little. . . fee. Come on, seductive look you know you want to.
Harry Steps forward catiously then retreats after seeing that MSLOW is Cho, veryscantily dressed : DONT HURT ME I'M AFRAID OF PILLOWS! gives Cho (a.k.a. MSLOW) 4723 Galleons ITS ALL I HAVE!!!
Cho: Ooooohhh were gonna have lotsa fun tonight! Come on then. . .
Draco(we not quite sure what hes smoking!): Hey you thinken what I'sa thinken. Lets go take that draco bastards head and make him eat it! HAWR HAWR HAW cough cough
Crabbe: Now Draconius, I have a LIST of errors in that sentence;
First, youre smoking. Second,youre having mental images of myself and Goyle masturbating. Third you are Draco, Fourth you cannot eat youre own head. Fifth, you cannot eat anyone elses head. Its too tough.
Draco: Can I give him a glowy-stick thing?
Goyle: YOU HAVE GLOW STICKS AND DIDNT TELL ME!!!
Draco: Here. Have two.
Crabbe: YAY!
AND SO THEY LIVED HAPPILY WITH THEIR GLOW STICKS. (To Readers/Reviewers)PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! LOVE YA, and GOODNIGHT!