Chapter 2 The fluffy dilemma

Yusuke: zZzzZzZzZzZzZ

Knock Knock

Yusuke: Wha…. rubs eyes coming! opens door

Keiko: Hello Yusuke! smile

Yusuke: AHH! runs around room AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH breath HHHHHHHHHHHHHH! PLEASE TELL ME YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE FLUFFY PANTS!!

Keiko: Nope evil grin

Yusuke: Oh. Good cause running around the room as if I was mentally disturbed was really tiring.

Keiko: Yusuke, you know how I said I didn't have any fluffy puffy pants?

Yusuke: I knew it death glare YOU DO HAVE THE PANTS!!

Hiei: Look Yusuke if you are going to do the death glare do it right. death glare

Small children in street: AHHHHHHH! run in fear

Yusuke: Hey! How did you even get into my house!?

Hiei: thinks Hmm….good question.

The almighty voice of M: All right you caught me!

Yusuke, Keiko, and Hiei: Caught you doing what?

M: Wha.. looks at microphone Damn! The microphones on! Sorry! I turned my Almighty Voice from Above microphone on. Usually that freaks people like you out but. looks down

Keiko: running down street screaming AHHHH! AHHHHH!

Some dude: Ha! TOLD YA THEY NEEDED BETTER SECURITY AT THOSE MENTAL HOSPITALS!

Meanwhile…..

Hiei: is sick and tired of watching Yusuke gape up in the direction of where the voice came from and leaves

Yusuke: Ok this can't possibly get any worse! I got Fluffy Pants and Socks! takes off the socks and throws them out I'm outta here. steps on MHLC Ugh! Now I got MHLC all over my foot!

A/N: MHLC stands for mysterious hamster like creatures.

Yusuke: looks at bloody mess on bottom of foot and passes out

Later…..

Yusuke: wakes up and notices that he is strapped to the floor by a bunch MHLC

MHLC with French accent: You illed jingle

Yusuke: wha..what are you talking about?

Knock Knock

Yusuke: screams like a girl HEEEELLLLLP! cough. Now more manly come in!

Kurama: pokes head in Yusuke are you ok?

Yusuke: YuP! fusing with strap

Kurama: Oh. Well, Keiko wanted me to drop these off for you. walks into room and notices the scene unfolding before him. They're revolting.

Yusuke: OF COURSE THEY ARE THEY'RE MHLC!

Kurama: no Yusuke I mean these shows yusuke fluffy puffy bunny pants

MHLC: worship pants

Kurama: mushroom sigh I guess its better than what poor Hiei had to wear.

Yusuke: What did he have to wear?

MHLC: kick Yusuke. In a high squeaky voice SHUT UP! YOUR DISTURBING THE PANTS OF HOLYNESS! worship pants

Kurama: Well, Hiei had to wear a….."Barney" sweater.

A/N: NOT MY IDEA! IT WAS ALL Rose Eclipse's IDEA! THANKS FOR THE IDEA!

Yusuke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! And you didn't laugh!?

Kurama: Of course not! I felt very ad for him. I couldn't get two words out of the poor boy. He was screaming in terror!

Yusuke: glare Heh! It must suck to be considerate.

MHLC: crawl into Kurama's hair with FPBP in tow

A/N: NO OFFENSE TO KURAMA! I THINK KURAMA IS THE COOLEST! NO FLAMES PLEASE! my poor fragile self-esteem

Kurama: She also wanted me to give you these. holds out a pair of sneakers that have fuzzy shoelaces with bunnies on them

A/N: not my idea the FPB shoes were Celace idea. thanks!

Yusuke: GOD DAMMIT! MORE FLUFFY PUFFY BUNNY SHIT!?

Kurama: and I have one more thing. hands Yusuke a bag that says "All Things Cute and Cuddly"

A/N: I'm not gonna tell you what's in the bag evil smirk I'm gonna let your imaginations wander. Please Review! Thanks for the grammar check. -.-' I tend to trust spelling and grammar check a bit too much. It's because I'm lazy...sigh I am such a slacker. I wanna thank everyone for the ideas. HI KARAMI!!!! I also must say i am soooo sorry it took forever to update! between computer problems and High School exams I had almost no time to sit down and do some good typing. (btw: for anyone who knows what I'm talking about I GOT ACCEPTED TO ST.JOE'S ACADEMY woot woot)