INT. MANOR - ATTIC. Piper, Paige, and Phoebe are looking through the Book of Shadows.
PHOEBE
Someone really should index this damn book.
PIPER
Well, keep looking. It's gotta be in there somewhere.
PAIGE
I still don't understand what kind of demon has the power to create
clones out of us. Has anyone ever been able to do that before?
PIPER
Well, there were those dimwitted blonde bimbettes who stole our
identities. Does that count?
PAIGE
No. I mean, that was different. This time, it's evil clones who are
identical to us and think exactly the same and have our powers.
PHOEBE
And they know how to use them. Ohh! Ohh! I found it!
PAIGE
Clones?
PHOEBE
No, but a demon who has the power to create clones. His name's
Thor.
(reading from the Book)
An upper-level demon who has an extraordinary variety of powers.
One of his known powers is the ability to create clones from other
people's blood.
PIPER
So then it was this Thor guy who created clones?
PAIGE
Makes sense. It says he uses our blood, and so it was probably
him who sent that lower-level demon after me.
PIPER
Is there a vanquish?
PHOEBE
Uh, yeah. Potion is right in here.
PAIGE
So what's our plan?
PIPER
We make the demon be-gone, vanquish Thor, and hopefully when
he disappears, so will the clones.
EVIL PIPER (v.o.)
Talking about us?
Piper, Phoebe, and Paige turn around and see the three evil clones. Evil Piper waves her hands and sends a blast at them. The force of the explosion Piper, Phoebe, and Paige onto the ground.
Paige spots an athame on the table and calls for it.
PAIGE
Athame!
The athame orbs out and Paige hurls it at the three clones. Evil Piper freezes it mid air.
PHOEBE (whispering to Piper)
Shouldn't Evil Paige have done the same thing as her?
Evil Phoebe turns to Phoebe and jumps up in the air and levitates. She kicks Phoebe in the face, knocking her back.
PAIGE
What the hell?
PIPER
But Phoebe doesn't even have her powers.
EVIL PHOEBE
Didn't expect that did you? Well, believe it or not, we have a few
surprises of our own.
EVIL PIPER and EVIL PHOEBE and EVIL PAIGE
Calling upon our Power of Three,
vanquish these three witches as a unity ...
PHOEBE (shouting)
Paige, get us out of here!
EVIL PIPER and EVIL PHOEBE and EVIL PAIGE
... this spell we cast will stop their breath,
and in the end will bring to them death.
Black sparkling lights appear in the eyes of the evil clones and shoot out at Piper, Paige, and Phoebe.
Paige tackles Piper and Phoebe to the ground, orbing them out. The black lights hit the attic wall, which explodes upon impact.
EVIL PAIGE
Damn! We were so close!
INT. P3 - NIGHT. The club is closed. Piper, Paige, and Phoebe orb in on the stage.
PHOEBE
I don't understand.
PAIGE
What?
PHOEBE
It was like they had completely different minds. When you orbed the
athame, your clone didn't. And my clone could levitate.
PIPER
Maybe Thor changed them. Gave them different minds, and brought
powers to your clone.
PHOEBE
Well, that gives them the damn advantage.
PIPER
This sucks. How can we vanquish them? We can't go back to the
manor, because they'll be there.
PHOEBE
The potion ingredients are there, too.
PAIGE
But what if we did something different?
PIPER
Huh?
PAIGE
Think about it. If they're really clones, that means they have the
same weaknesses and strengths as us, right?
PHOEBE
Yeah, so what?
PAIGE
What if we found one of our major weaknesses, and used it against
them? They'd never suspect it.
PHOEBE
I think I'm getting your point. All right. So a major weakness for us?
PIPER
If the Power of Three is severed.
INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT. Evil Piper is lounging on the couch, while Evil Paige sits beside her. Evil Phoebe levitates herself in the air and relaxes there.
EVIL PIPER
This sucks. It doesn't look like they're coming any time soon.
EVIL PAIGE
I'm bored. Can I go kill someone and you can call me when they
come back?
EVIL PHOEBE
Can I come with you?
EVIL PIPER
No! We need to stay as three. Once they're gone, we'll go kill.
EVIL PHOEBE
It's not like they're going to come. They may be good, but they ain't
stupid.
EVIL PAIGE
Just call me when they come.
EVIL PIPER
No! Paige-
Evil Paige dark-orbs out of the room.
EVIL PIPER
Damn it!
INT. APARTMENT. A woman is watching television. Evil Paige dark-orbs into the room.
EVIL PAIGE
I know what's better than a movie.
The woman screams and runs for the door. Evil Paige gestures and dark-orbs the door closed.
EVIL PAIGE
Knife!
A knife dark-orbs into Evil Paige's hand and she throws it at the woman. Time suddenly freezes in place. The knife freezes in midair, and so does the woman. Evil Paige remains unfrozen.
PIPER (v.o.)
You really need a new hobby.
Evil Paige turns and sees Piper with her hands poised.
EVIL PAIGE
You!
PIPER
Me.
Piper waves her hands and sends a blast that knocks Evil Paige through the air. She slams into the wall and falls unconscious. Piper plucks the knife out of the air and grips it tightly.
She then plunges the knife into Evil Paige's back and sinks it in. Evil Paige explodes in a burst of flames.
INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT. Evil Piper flies across the room and crashes into the wall. Shortly after that, Evil Phoebe does, too. Paige and Phoebe advance on them.
PAIGE
Having fun?
EVIL PIPER
Paige! Paige, where are you!
Piper materializes between Paige and Phoebe in a burst of golden orbs.
PIPER
She's dead.
EVIL PHOEBE
Wha-
PIPER
And you will shortly be joining her.
Both Evil Piper and Evil Phoebe scream and shriek as they burst into a fiery display of fire and smoke and disappear out of sight.
PHOEBE
Hmm, I just vanquished myself. Way to go Pheebs.
PAIGE
We're not quite done yet. There's still one more bad ass to kill.
INT. UNDERWORLD - CAVERN. Diaka stands in front of Thor, furious.
DIAKA
They died! How could you let that happen? We had the complete
advantage on our side, and you let it all go.
THOR
It wasn't my fault. The witches found the clones' weaknesses and
used it against them. I couldn't do anything to stop that.
DIAKA
You do not know how bad this is. The Charmed Ones are probably
after us right now, and-
PHOEBE (v.o.)
Hello to you, too.
Diaka and Thor both turn and see Piper, Paige, and Phoebe standing right in front of them. The sisters all throw vials at Diaka and Thor's feet. They both scream and burst into flames and disappear.
PIPER
I never get tired of kicking demon ass.
INT. 1456 PRESCOTT STREET - DAY. Piper and Phoebe have their eyes blindfolded. Paige leads them to the empty property at 1456 Prescott St.
PAIGE
Okay, you can look now.
Piper and Phoebe pull off their blindfolds.
PAIGE
May I present to you the property of the soon-to-be, P3 Inn.
PHOEBE
Wow! Honey, it's amazing!
PIPER
You named it after my club?
PAIGE
Yes. It's named after P3 and it stands for us.
PIPER
The Power of Three.
PHOEBE
I like it.
PIPER
It kicks ass.
PAIGE
Really?
PIPER
Yeah.
PAIGE
Yeah?
PIPER
Yeah.
PAIGE
Sure?
PIPER
Enough, already!
They laugh and hug, sharing the moment between them.
FADE OUT
END OF EPISODE
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PHOEBE
Someone really should index this damn book.
PIPER
Well, keep looking. It's gotta be in there somewhere.
PAIGE
I still don't understand what kind of demon has the power to create
clones out of us. Has anyone ever been able to do that before?
PIPER
Well, there were those dimwitted blonde bimbettes who stole our
identities. Does that count?
PAIGE
No. I mean, that was different. This time, it's evil clones who are
identical to us and think exactly the same and have our powers.
PHOEBE
And they know how to use them. Ohh! Ohh! I found it!
PAIGE
Clones?
PHOEBE
No, but a demon who has the power to create clones. His name's
Thor.
(reading from the Book)
An upper-level demon who has an extraordinary variety of powers.
One of his known powers is the ability to create clones from other
people's blood.
PIPER
So then it was this Thor guy who created clones?
PAIGE
Makes sense. It says he uses our blood, and so it was probably
him who sent that lower-level demon after me.
PIPER
Is there a vanquish?
PHOEBE
Uh, yeah. Potion is right in here.
PAIGE
So what's our plan?
PIPER
We make the demon be-gone, vanquish Thor, and hopefully when
he disappears, so will the clones.
EVIL PIPER (v.o.)
Talking about us?
Piper, Phoebe, and Paige turn around and see the three evil clones. Evil Piper waves her hands and sends a blast at them. The force of the explosion Piper, Phoebe, and Paige onto the ground.
Paige spots an athame on the table and calls for it.
PAIGE
Athame!
The athame orbs out and Paige hurls it at the three clones. Evil Piper freezes it mid air.
PHOEBE (whispering to Piper)
Shouldn't Evil Paige have done the same thing as her?
Evil Phoebe turns to Phoebe and jumps up in the air and levitates. She kicks Phoebe in the face, knocking her back.
PAIGE
What the hell?
PIPER
But Phoebe doesn't even have her powers.
EVIL PHOEBE
Didn't expect that did you? Well, believe it or not, we have a few
surprises of our own.
EVIL PIPER and EVIL PHOEBE and EVIL PAIGE
Calling upon our Power of Three,
vanquish these three witches as a unity ...
PHOEBE (shouting)
Paige, get us out of here!
EVIL PIPER and EVIL PHOEBE and EVIL PAIGE
... this spell we cast will stop their breath,
and in the end will bring to them death.
Black sparkling lights appear in the eyes of the evil clones and shoot out at Piper, Paige, and Phoebe.
Paige tackles Piper and Phoebe to the ground, orbing them out. The black lights hit the attic wall, which explodes upon impact.
EVIL PAIGE
Damn! We were so close!
INT. P3 - NIGHT. The club is closed. Piper, Paige, and Phoebe orb in on the stage.
PHOEBE
I don't understand.
PAIGE
What?
PHOEBE
It was like they had completely different minds. When you orbed the
athame, your clone didn't. And my clone could levitate.
PIPER
Maybe Thor changed them. Gave them different minds, and brought
powers to your clone.
PHOEBE
Well, that gives them the damn advantage.
PIPER
This sucks. How can we vanquish them? We can't go back to the
manor, because they'll be there.
PHOEBE
The potion ingredients are there, too.
PAIGE
But what if we did something different?
PIPER
Huh?
PAIGE
Think about it. If they're really clones, that means they have the
same weaknesses and strengths as us, right?
PHOEBE
Yeah, so what?
PAIGE
What if we found one of our major weaknesses, and used it against
them? They'd never suspect it.
PHOEBE
I think I'm getting your point. All right. So a major weakness for us?
PIPER
If the Power of Three is severed.
INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT. Evil Piper is lounging on the couch, while Evil Paige sits beside her. Evil Phoebe levitates herself in the air and relaxes there.
EVIL PIPER
This sucks. It doesn't look like they're coming any time soon.
EVIL PAIGE
I'm bored. Can I go kill someone and you can call me when they
come back?
EVIL PHOEBE
Can I come with you?
EVIL PIPER
No! We need to stay as three. Once they're gone, we'll go kill.
EVIL PHOEBE
It's not like they're going to come. They may be good, but they ain't
stupid.
EVIL PAIGE
Just call me when they come.
EVIL PIPER
No! Paige-
Evil Paige dark-orbs out of the room.
EVIL PIPER
Damn it!
INT. APARTMENT. A woman is watching television. Evil Paige dark-orbs into the room.
EVIL PAIGE
I know what's better than a movie.
The woman screams and runs for the door. Evil Paige gestures and dark-orbs the door closed.
EVIL PAIGE
Knife!
A knife dark-orbs into Evil Paige's hand and she throws it at the woman. Time suddenly freezes in place. The knife freezes in midair, and so does the woman. Evil Paige remains unfrozen.
PIPER (v.o.)
You really need a new hobby.
Evil Paige turns and sees Piper with her hands poised.
EVIL PAIGE
You!
PIPER
Me.
Piper waves her hands and sends a blast that knocks Evil Paige through the air. She slams into the wall and falls unconscious. Piper plucks the knife out of the air and grips it tightly.
She then plunges the knife into Evil Paige's back and sinks it in. Evil Paige explodes in a burst of flames.
INT. MANOR - ATTIC - NIGHT. Evil Piper flies across the room and crashes into the wall. Shortly after that, Evil Phoebe does, too. Paige and Phoebe advance on them.
PAIGE
Having fun?
EVIL PIPER
Paige! Paige, where are you!
Piper materializes between Paige and Phoebe in a burst of golden orbs.
PIPER
She's dead.
EVIL PHOEBE
Wha-
PIPER
And you will shortly be joining her.
Both Evil Piper and Evil Phoebe scream and shriek as they burst into a fiery display of fire and smoke and disappear out of sight.
PHOEBE
Hmm, I just vanquished myself. Way to go Pheebs.
PAIGE
We're not quite done yet. There's still one more bad ass to kill.
INT. UNDERWORLD - CAVERN. Diaka stands in front of Thor, furious.
DIAKA
They died! How could you let that happen? We had the complete
advantage on our side, and you let it all go.
THOR
It wasn't my fault. The witches found the clones' weaknesses and
used it against them. I couldn't do anything to stop that.
DIAKA
You do not know how bad this is. The Charmed Ones are probably
after us right now, and-
PHOEBE (v.o.)
Hello to you, too.
Diaka and Thor both turn and see Piper, Paige, and Phoebe standing right in front of them. The sisters all throw vials at Diaka and Thor's feet. They both scream and burst into flames and disappear.
PIPER
I never get tired of kicking demon ass.
INT. 1456 PRESCOTT STREET - DAY. Piper and Phoebe have their eyes blindfolded. Paige leads them to the empty property at 1456 Prescott St.
PAIGE
Okay, you can look now.
Piper and Phoebe pull off their blindfolds.
PAIGE
May I present to you the property of the soon-to-be, P3 Inn.
PHOEBE
Wow! Honey, it's amazing!
PIPER
You named it after my club?
PAIGE
Yes. It's named after P3 and it stands for us.
PIPER
The Power of Three.
PHOEBE
I like it.
PIPER
It kicks ass.
PAIGE
Really?
PIPER
Yeah.
PAIGE
Yeah?
PIPER
Yeah.
PAIGE
Sure?
PIPER
Enough, already!
They laugh and hug, sharing the moment between them.
FADE OUT
END OF EPISODE
FINAL THOUGHTS: I hope you enjoyed my alternate season seven episode. Look forward to more!
This is your conscience ... write a review! :o)