Howe The Brown Cow:

            I love you! I know, we ate too many of those damn brownies! They are from hell!

Kazemaru-Sama:

            I'll what I can do. I mean, Denning is out to kill me, right?

Silver Mystic:

            ^____^ Now, now, wouldn't want to mess up your pretty face now would we. Please don't be mad! Mizu feels bad!

Disclaimer: I own nothing, so please, do not sue me.

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"So you've finally arrived." A cold and skilled voice silenced the blasting and blowing up of random objects. With the voice a pale hand appeared from a dark room.

"Muraki!?" there was a gasp; a few sweat drops, a few confused people, a cocked gun, and whimpering.

"KAYLA! That's the wrong part of the tape!" A distinct voice yelled.

"Whoops." Another replied. WHOOSH! A green thing had rushed out of the door, and tackled the unsuspecting Watari. Unfortunately, do to his experiments on the water, he was leaning over it, and they both fell in.

"What the-" He murmured as he felt the water hit him.

"WATARI!" the others screamed. Unharmed, Watari and the being emerged from the water, the being was human…a human girl.

"HOWE!" came yet another voice, out stormed another girl, with dirty blond hair and a green bandana. The girl call 'Howe' apparently was still clinging to Watari and started to inch away.


"Howe! Don't you back away from me! You know exactly how we were to do this!" She snapped.

"But, but Keo! It's Watari!" she whined.

"No Buts Howe!" Keo replied. At this point everyone was a little confused.

"Who are you?" Heero asked, pointing the gun straight in her face. Keo just glared.

"You heard Howe, my names Keo." She replied.

"I'm Howe! Also know as Howe the Brown Cow! But you can call me Howe!" the one in the water clinging to Watari cried.

"There are more of you." Hisoka glared. Keo nodded.

"Yeah, they'll be out in a minute, they're still working on some stuff." She replied.

"So, when we are all here we can introduce our selves." Quatre announced. Just then two more fingers came in, one was a short girl with red hair, and the other was male and was a good foot taller as well he had blond hair.

"No one cares Mistake."

"I'm not a Mistake! I have a name!"  He whined.

"Like I said, no one cares…MISTAKE!!!!" she screamed, turning too face all the others. She was twitching.

"What…oh! Yeah, you keep yapping about these people so I wanted to meet them."

"So this is your fault?" Heero asked, pointing the gun in the man's face.

"To a point. But you know…" he was cut off.

"Wow! They are here!"

"Kayla! Cecil! Wrath!" a voice yelled running into the hallway. A boy who was about the same height as the other boy yelled, and after that, a girl with a Blink 182 sweat shirt walked in, with a girl in a dragon shirt, who was fallowed/dragged by an albino chick (AN: ok, not really but real close. I LOVE YOU!). Suddenly the girl named Keo spoke up.

"Ok, everyone! State your name! Howe, go first, and state the next person to go!" She said. 'Howe' started to get out of the water. (An: I'm not writing their full names, I hope you know them).

"Hi! My name is really Liz, but it's become 'Howe the Brown Cow' but you can call me Howe…spoody Meyers…Any way, Watari!" she yelled, pointing to the dazed mad scientist.

"Hi! I'm Watari!" he smiled, as he pointed to Hisoka, "Go Bon!"

"I'm Hisoka." He snapped. "Go Tatsumi."

"Hello, I'm Tatsumi." He nodded to Tsuzuki.

"I'm Tsuzuki! Pleased to meet you all! Um, I don't know anyone-" he mumbled, looking around.

"Tsuzuki, I'm offended." A silky voiced called from the bleachers. Another bunch of twitches, there, on the bleachers, was Muraki, Oriya, and someone else.

"Muraki!?" He meeped, Muraki smiled.

"Yes, I'm Muraki and this *points to Oriya* is Oriya." He stated. Oriya was about to talk, but was interrupted by someone.

"You brought SAKI!!!??? HOW THE HELL DOES THAT WORK?!" The short one yelled.

"I'm special like that?" the bond replied, smiling his best, she just glared and shut up. Muraki turned and finally noticed the boy behind him.

"Why aren't they killing each other?" Howe asked.

"Because! They can't, I restrained everyone's powers the moment they walked into this establishment!" The boy replied, smiling proudly.

"ANY WAY! Back to Oriya." The girl in the sweat shirt snapped.

"Yes, I'm Oriya, and this, this I believe is Saki." Oriya replied, smoking his pipe.

"Dude! You and that old man from Lord of the Rings are both Pot heads!" The girl replied, she was silenced by a swift kick or two, and by Oriya's glare.

"Ok, I'm Saki, and I have no clue who most of these people are so I'm going to point at a random person." He points to Subaru. Subaru steps forward.

"I'm Subaru, one of the-"SMACK! Subaru was abruptly hit with a sandal.

"Subaru, we just need your name, if we hear what yours and everyone else's full name is we'll be here for years." The shortest snapped. Subaru nodded.

"Dragon of Heaven Kamui." He replied, /Kamui/ glared, and Seishiro 'glared' at the skittish young dragon.

"I'm Kamui, and Sorata, come up." So Sorata bounced up.

"I'm Sorata! Missy! You're next."

"I'm Arashi. Yuzuriha." Next up was Yuzuriha.

"Hi! I'm Yuzuriha! And this is Inuki!" She replied, pointing to the dog besides her. The pilots, seeing nothing along with Saki looked at her like she was mental, well, they thought all of the people were mental, but shut their mouths. "You're turn Mr. Aoki!"

"I'm Seichiro Aoki, Karen please step up." He introduced himself. (An: I let Aoki do that because I remember him better that way.)

"Hello, I'm Karen, Nataku." She smiled, Nataku blinked. "Oh, Kazuki." The clone nodded.

"I'm Kazuki." The Dragon said. He pointed to /Kamui/.

"I'm /Kamui/ of the Dragons of Earth." He smirked, the DoH's glared at the short one's direction, she shrugged and mumbled something about "Bias towards them, 'cause you have sissy Kamui" he smirked even more. "I call Satski".

"I am Satski." A mechanical reply came from her, beast was unhooking it's self from her. "Yuuto."

"Ah, I'm Yuuto!" The blond *coughpimpcough* man spoke. "Ah, Seishiro, I believe you must introduce yourself to theses dear people." (An: two of the seven DoE's aren't here because one of them I don't like and the other is too weak).

"Yes, I should shouldn't I Yuuto?" He yawned. "Well, hello, I'm Seishiro. And I think that…*points too Duo* you should go next." Duo bounced and nodded.

"I'm Duo Maxwell. I may run and Hide but I'll never tell a lie, that's me in a nut shell!" he chirped." Once again the DoH's glared at the girl, her response, another shrug. "Go Heero!"

"Hn, I'm Heero, your turn Wufei." He grumbled.

"Chang Wufei." He scowled. "Your turn Winner."

"Hello! I'm Quatre Winner! Your turn Trowa!" he chirped.

"I'm Trowa." The clown boy said, and then pointed to the 'albino' girl. "Please go next."

"Hi, I'm Cecil, or Flipper, or AAA." She nodded, she also walked up to Muraki and kicked him hard, everyone was startled, even the ones who knew her. "That's for that stupid test AND for being a psychopathic rapist murder!"

"But I don't even know you. Did I kill you and you've come back to haunt me?" Muraki mused, looking interestingly at her, she just glared.

"Go Kayla!" Cecil snapped at the girl in the Blink 182 sweat shirt.

"I'm Kayla! And this is awesome. And Howe, you mom is good…" she said, waving her finger in the air. "Oh yeah, Short and stupid go."

"First off, I am not stupid." The shortest snapped, kicking Kayla.

"Well I'm not the one that it took five minutes to spell hell now was I?" Kayla replied, enjoying herself. A 'shut-up' was issued and the introductions continued.

"Ok…I'm Wood…or Mizu, or Mixu, either one is fine, so yeah. Go Mistake." She replied. The Blond boy glared.

"MY NAME IS NOT MISTAKE! It's Jared, so please, Lady Wrath, could you tell us who you are?" he said, turning to the girl in the dragon shirt.

"Thank you. I'm Lady Wrath, Just call me Wrath. Go Oland." She said, turning to the dark haired boy.

"Um, yeah, I'm Oland, and you know Keo." He said, nodding towards Keo.

"Why are we here?" Heero asked, once again aiming the gun at Keo's forehead. Keo blinked.

"Because, now you get to play a game." Jared announced. Tsuzuki, Quatre, Duo, and Yuzuriha's eyes widened.

"I'M THE LIFEGUARD!" Kayla screamed, rushing up into the lifeguard's chair.

"Do you even know CPR?" Muraki asked, raising his brow.

"CPR, yeah, yeah, I'm on it." She replied, sipping her coke. Keo and Wrath just glared. Cecil was still glaring at Muraki, who was ignoring her, or trying to, while trying to strangle Saki, was it working…no.

"Damn! Don't have to be so protective Tatsumi, It's not like I'm going to rape him like Kayla would or anything." Howe said, inching behind Watari.

"Dude, we are not letting Kayla talk personally with Muraki." Oland announced, everyone, and we mean everyone, agreed silently. Of course, that didn't happen.

"Hi! I'm Kayla."

"Hi! I'm Muraki Kazutaka!" (AN: can't believe I remembered that one).

Everyone immediately separated them.

"Any ways." You all will be playing Sharks and Minnows." Jared said, sitting down on the opposite bleachers.

"And what, are you going to make us" Wufei scoffed. Kayla mumbled something about 'damn right' then there was a 'weak onna' then a crash and a damaged Wufei was seen.

"Umm, yes actually I am." Jared replied.

"So you're going to force us, are you…Mistake." Muraki asked, crossing his leg (long giving up on trying to kill Saki).

"That is if you do not cooperate." Jared replied, twitching at the name.

"Where the hell are our Gundams!?" Wufei yelled.

"They are in my possession." Jared answered. Keo and Wrath got evil glints in their eyes.

"Sorry if they're low on gas or anything." Keo mentioned, that earned her a glare.

"Where is the Shinken?" /Kamui/ asked, getting peeved at how long it was taking.

"Up your butt." Kayla coughed, everyone either glared or laughed.

"Any way, I also have that in my possession. As for all of you, please get in the pool so we can play the game, so you can get back to your normal lives. If you call that normal." Everyone glared at him. He just kept smiling.

"YAY! A game! It's like a mini-vacation!" Tsuzuki yelled, finding the break most appealing, he jumped right in with Watari and Howe.

"You idiot!" Hisoka snapped, jumping aside from the water. Muraki laughed at him and followed the violet eyed Shinigami in.

            Quatre and Duo looked at each other for a moment, nodded, and jumped in. Yuzuriha, Sorata, /Kamui/, Seishiro, and Subaru (being dragged) where in the pool in a matter of seconds, along with Aoki and Karin, while /Kamui/ explain to Nataku how to get in, and what exactly water was.

"You guys made my life so much easier!" Jared nodded. Keo rolled her eyes, Wrath pegged him with her trig book, and Howe splashed him. "Don't be hatin'!"

"And why should we trust you?" Heero asked, never putting his gun away.

"Because I'm to lazy to kill you and every person in this room would jump me." He replied, there were movements of agreement.

"And we would want our Gundams, right?" Trowa asked. Jared nodded.

"So we would want the Shinken." Yuuto reminded his fellow dragons.

"Well, if you're so smart." Saki began, from that there was a bunch of laughing a hooting. "What would I want?"

"A life…" Kayla mumbled to the other girls that caused another eruption of giggles, and a glare from both Muraki and Saki.

"Well, Wood finds you …well…your head floating in a …thing…very disturbing." Jared replied. Kayla started cracking up laughing.

"Dude, Muraki! I hate my brother and if someone were to kill him off I'd be like 'YAEH! NO MORE Stupid LITTLE MOFO!' and then get on with life. I wouldn't keep his green haired head and try and bring his sorry ass back. I'd be like, 'you're dead, and I'm alive, ha.' But you know, you did go through a different situation but still, no." Wood said in her own defense. Jared rolled his eyes, and started talking again.

"She just wanted to see how evil you are." He ended, shrugging, "I for one, couldn't care if you died again here. You're only here to see how Kazutaka reacts."

"Really?" Saki was getting to hate this kid more by the minute. So were a lot of people, but hey, it's Mistake, what do you expect?

"Oh, by the way, Oriya, you're here to keep the dear doctor in check." Jared announced, turning to the long haired man. Oriya glared and mumbled something about not being his owner.

"This is an INJUSTICE!" Wufei shouted, storming up to Jared.

"Suck it up." Was a reply from Kayla, who was once again, plotting with PRM (Muraki).

"I refuse to get in that water." Hisoka spat, Wood looked offended, Keo looked like she could and would kill.

"Come on 'soka!" Tsuzuki chided. That earned him Wraths discarded trig book to hit him square in the head.

"NO!" was the reply and there the fuming empathy stood.

"I agree with him." Tatsumi replied, adjusting his glasses.

            Howe and Watari were looking at each other evilly, and when Tatsumi was distracted, grabbed him and pulled him in. Hisoka, whom was very startled, was pushed in by a sneaky Kayla.

"Watari-san, I hope you know this is coming out of your funding!" Tatsumi said, popping up above the water and regaining his cool. Watari just kept laughing.

"Hi 'soka!" Tsuzuki shouted, doggie paddling over too the other. Muraki twitched.

"Sissy." Kayla mumbled after she had done the world (fan girl world) a favor and pushed Hisoka in.

"That's my word!" Jared glared.

"Suck the Mango fruit [1]!" She retorted. Jared gasped.

"That was low."

"You'd know!"

"KAYLA" SWAP. Kayla was hit by Cecil.

"I love it when you scream my name Cecil *Swap* Just like Howe's mama-" Smack, Kayla was suddenly tackled and beaten to the ground by Keo, Howe, and Cecil.

"Ok, but now, come on, before they get you too, the safest thing to do is listen to them." Oland said.

"Gundams, now." Heero said, pointing the gun at Jared this time.

"A shame people don't play well." Jared sighed, raising his hands….

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What'll happen to everyone? Will the game actually begin? Well, I guess well see huh?

Please! Read and Review, everything appreciated! Bring on the flames, me and my friends will just sit there and laugh at them. But still! It's good to have! That means I've done Kayla's job and upset someone!

[1] In the Book "Kami Sutra" or how ever that is spelled, there is a motion, that is the same as us saying "giving heads too" and when Jared said "that's low" "You'd now" Kayla was referring him to a slut (which you'll probably see more of) thank you.

R&R PLEASE!!!