A/N- I'm writing this story to make up for Royal Swordsman. So he has the right to kill me, not you Sin, even though I can just see it in your eyes.
Rose *in a uniform, sitting in a big red chair, with reading glasses on, reading a big book*: Hello and welcome to the story that is soon to begin… *screen turns to a group of people playing poker* Uh hem, soon to begin! *the group drops there cards and start to work* It's about a poor boy name Royal Swordsman *screen changes to a picture of a boy picking his nose.*
Royal: THAT'S NOT ME! DAMNIT, GET TO THE STORY!
Rose: Fine, now we join Royal Swordsman in his home with his trusty friend….um, Village Idiot.
Village Idiot: Hey….. wait I'M IN ANOTHER SOTRY!
Rose: that's nice, now let's begin. Royal Swordsman was enjoying a day when a tornado comes and grabs them, *nothing happens.*
Royal: HEY WHERE'S THE FREAKING TORNADO?
*neoRingo sits there at the side kissing Ivan*
Amy: Hey, IVAN'S MINE!
neoRingo: NO HE'S NOT! HE'S MINE!
*gets into a cat fight as Ice Angel comes out and joins into the lover fight over Ivan, as Ivan runs for life*
Rose: AND THE TORNADO COMES!
*Amy and Ice Angel freezes in place as neoRingo creates a hurricane, than goes back to fighting with the other two.*
Royal: FOR GOD'S NAME….. WHY ME?
Rose *trying not to get blown away*: This is where our story begins! *goes flying*
*the house starts to fly with Village Idiot hanging on the edge for dear life.*
Village Idiot: Royal Swordsman, HELP ME!
Royal: No, you're not my friend…. AND EVRY MAN FOR HIMSELF!
*house lands on Village Idiot*
Crowd: Ewww.
Royal *steps out on Village Idiot*: I think where not in, um, America any more.
???: No what did you think?
Royal *eyes lighten up*: Sin
*Sin sitting on a rock as romantic music plays in the background. Sin is where a pink Toto and has a little star wand like a little kid would play with*
Sin: Royal…CUT THE FU**ING MUSIC! *music stop as Sin tries to get up without tripping.* So you killed the Evil Sorceress of the East! *points her wand to a body under the house*
Royal: Oh you mean Village Idiot? No, she's just came with me.
Sin: No the other dead body!
*Royal sees a feet with red slippers on them*
Royal: Oh that one, I'm sorry!
Sin: You idiot, thanx…
*a big cloud of gold smoke appears beside Sin, than fads to show Amy wearing a black cloak and blue glasses while coughing.*
Amy: I want the Slippers…. Ah screw it, I just want all the fame and glory and to get this story over!
Royal: Than why wont I just kill you know!
Amy: Because Garet gets to help you out!
Sin: WHAT? I have to where this shit and you give him Garet!
Amy: You can throw the wand away and grab your ax!
Royal: Really?
Amy: Yah!
Sin: I HATE YOU! *a puff of white smoke shows up in front of Sin, than fads and Sin is still standing there.* Ah shit! *walks off screen*
Amy *waving*: Bye!
Royal: But how come I can't kill you?
Amy: I don't know? I want this to last?
Royal: Good point.
*Village Idiot sneaks up on theme while holding her head*
Village Idiot: Man I have a killer headache.
Royal: That's nice, so till me more!
Amy: Will you get all the Golden Sun characters with you, and you should be off finding the Healer of Vale!
Royal: I'm in Angarea?
Amy: Yep…. Oh yah, you better be off by now!
Royal: Should there be little people greeting me?
Amy: I didn't have enough money, you know, now everybody hates me.
Royal: That's true!
Amy: Well BYE! *disapers with a could of golden smoke*
Royal and Village Idiot *skipping down a road*: We're off to find the Healer, the wonderful Healer of Vale! Because, because…
Royal: OH SHIT LITS CHANGE IT! *Running from me comes on by TRUSTcompany*
*in the background Sin is killing Amy, but Amy barleys leaves with her life*