Chella *in the uniform she hates so much*: So we join our character Royal Swordsman, and his "girl friend" Village Idiot.
Village Idiot: I AM NOT A GILR!!!
Royal: You sure look like one to me.
Village Idiot: YOU'LL PAY FOR THAT! *the two starts to run in a circle*
Chella: Yah that's pretty much what happen for the next few hours.
Royal: I thought it was days?
Chella: Hours, days? What's the difference?
Royal: Big!
Chella: Well, okay. Today they're going to meat some new friend…. Really I think.
Royal *crouching in pain as Village Idiot starts to go after Amy for calling him a girl*: We better, fine, the Healer, soon!
Village Idiot *drops Amy*: You're right.
*the two starts to skip down a muddy road, while they should be singing 'We're off to find the Healer, the wonderful Healer of Vale,' but you know 'Running away from me' took that part.*
Music: SOMBODY SOMEONE!
*the two stop and listen*
Amy: SIN GET YOUR KORN CD OUT OF THE CD PLAYER!
Sin: MAKE ME!
Royal: Who cares, *Village Idiot sits there singing to the song* OKAY TURN THE MUSIC OFF!
*music goes dead, and Village Idiot gets up and starts to walk with his buddy.*
Village Idiot: So do you want to play cards buddy?
Royal: I'm not your buddy.
Village Idiot: Yes you are!
Royal: No you're playing the part of the dog name Toto!
Village Idiot: So I'm still your buddy!
Royal: If I look at him, maybe he'll go away. *puts his hand at the side of his face*
Village Idiot: HELLO BUDDY!
Royal: Darn.
Chella: As you can see the buddies are mad at each other, but soon that's going to change.
~~*~~
Ivan: Oh buddy!
Triad *getting in his tin man suet*: I'm not your buddy!
Ivan *giving him the puppy dog eyes as romantic music comes on: Oh yes you are!
*Sin pops out*
Sin: HA, YOU ARE GAY!
Ivan: NO I'M NOT!
Sin: THAN HOW COME YOU ARE ALL MUSHY TALKEN TO TRAID?
Ivan *trying to come up with some excuses*: BUECAUSE….. IT'S SAYS IN THE SCRIPT!
*Chella pops out*
Chella: NO IT DOESN'T….. YOU ARE GAY!
*Ivan starts to cry, as Amy, Ice Angel, and neoRingo come and beat up Chella and Sin*
Ice Angel: When anybody makes fun of you, just scream, we'll come!
*Ivan stops crying and finds Triad goon*
Ivan: Anybody seen Triad?
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Royal: Stop calling me buddy!
Village Idiot: BUDDY!
Royal: STOP CALLING ME BUDDY, OR I'LL CALL YOU A GILR!
*Village Idiot looks at the ground and twiddles his thumbs*
Royal: Bette…rr *he got the glimpse of Triad in a tin-man suet.*
Ivan: HEY TRIAD!
Royal: LOOK its IVAN!
Village Idiot: BUDDY!
*Ivan looks at Village Idiot, as he starts to run to him and Village Idiot starts to run to Ivan, as the romantic music comes back on.*
Royal: Oh dear lord, If I die today, make sure Village Idiot isn't there to say good bye!
*the two huge than starts to beat up each other, as Train and Royal just stand there staring*
Village Idiot *slaps Ivan on the cheek*: THIS IS FOR NOT WRITING TO ME FOR THREE DAYS!
Royal: Wow…. Those two know each other!
Ivan *trips Village Idiot*: WELL THIS IS NOT SAYING HELLO TO ME FOR ALONG TIME!
Village Idiot *stars into Ivan eyes*: I'm sorry!
Ivan *doing the same*: I'm sorry too.
Royal: Are we done here?
*Village Idiot and Ivan just stare at them, than let go of each other*
Triad: Hey where's the straw man?
*a puff of Golden Smoke comes as Amy stands there*
Amy: Nobody wants his spot…. So we'll do with out him for right now!
*screen goes to Isaac who is crying.*
Royal: What did you do this time?
Amy: The straw man is his partner.
Triad: Poor fellow.
Amy: Well got to go, you know, villages to destroy and people to hurt! See yah Royal Swordsman and Triad Orion!
*a puff of smoke and Amy's gone*
Triad: So I take it we better be going.
Royal: Hey what do you want from the Healer?
Triad: I don't know some money and the world?
Royal: Sounds good *looks behind his and find the other two playing* HEY LETS GO!
Village Idiot: Okay…. *screams in Ivan's ear* LET'S GO IVAN!
Ivan *does the same thing*: OKAY BUDDY!
Chella: So the foursomes are off to find the Healer of Vale.
*screen changes to the four walking past a sign pointing left saying 'THIS WAY TO THE HEALER' while they're going right.*
Chella: I wonder what's going to happen. *neoRingo runs by grabs Triad and tries to beat him up, for being with Ivan, but fails.*