Disclaimer: I do not own Slayers or any of its characters. The song "Interjections!" belongs to School House Rock.
Amelia was in Seyrunn, uh-huh
When monsters came to loot and pillage
A dragon slave flew up
And half the town blew up
Amelia twitched and knew it was
Lina Inverse!
(Spoken)
Amelia: groan Miss Lina!
Lina: Uheheh, sorry.
Amelia: Oh, how could you?
Lina: I said I was sorry!
Lina Inverse!
Bandit killer!
Dragon slayer!
She's cute and charming, though flat chested
But don't you say that to her face
If you don't wanna end up fireballed
Yes, Gourry is an idiot, uh-huh
And Lina will not let him forget
She calls him a yogurt brain
He drives her oh, so insane
But Gourry loves no one but
Lina Inverse!
(Spoken)
Amelia: Mister Gourry, that's so sweet!
Zelgadis: Either that or really stupid.
Slyphiel: Poor Gourry dear…
Lina Inverse!
Bandit killer!
Dragon slayer!
She's cute and charming, though flat chested
But don't you say that to her face
If you don't wanna end up fireballed
You could ask Filia
Filia: Um, well…
Or Amelia
Amelia: Miss Lina is…
Or Xelloss
Xelloss: That's a secret
Or Zelgadis
Zelgadis: Hmph…
Or Gourry
Gourry: Hmm…
Or Slyphiel
Slyphiel: Um…
They'll all say Lina Inverse is the best!
All: sweatdrop
Zelgadis was looking for his cure, uh-huh
He came across a magic book
He wanted to read it
Someone happened to steal it
Zelgadis clenched his fist and yelled
Lina Inverse!
(Spoken)
Zelgadis: Lina, why did you do that?!
Lina: Oh, did you wanna read it?
Zelgadis: …Damn you, copy Rezo!
Lina Inverse!
Bandit killer!
Dragon slayer!
She's cute and charming, though flat chested
But don't you say that to her face
If you don't wanna end up fireballed
You could ask Filia
Filia: Um, well…
Or Amelia
Amelia: Miss Lina is…
Or Xelloss
Xelloss: That's a secret
Or Zelgadis
Zelgadis: Hmph…
Or Gourry
Gourry: Hmm…
Or Slyphiel
Slyphiel: Um…
They'll all say Lina Inverse is the best!
All: sweatdrop
Lina Inverse!
Bandit killer!
Dragon slayer!
She's cute and charming, though flat chested
But don't you say that to her face
If you don't wanna end up fireballed
Lina Inverse!
Bandit killer!
Dragon slayer!
She's the greatest
Yes, the greatest
Greatest sorceress of all!
End!