::Later that Day::

Rei is walking down the hall, after 4th period, before she knew it....it was time for lunch. She went into the cafeteria she sat down with her friends, starting to make light conversation. You know, all of the usual, boys, sex, drugs, sex, weapons, sex, martial arts, sex, reincarnation, sex, penises, sex, testies, sex, and, well, sex...

At that moment, Trowa just HAPPENED to walk by. "GOOD morning, ladies!" he said.

"Good morning, Trowa..." practically every girl in the cafeteria all said at the same time.

"Yo!" came a familiarly annoying voice. Duo seemed to be feeling better after spending the last three periods in a conference between the school psychiatrist, the counselor, Sister Helen, Father Maxwell, his teachers, the assistant principal, and the principal. "Trowa! Come on, sit with us!" he was waving from a table in the corner.

"No!" all of the girls from different tables pleaded. "Sit with us!"

"No, us!"

Pretty soon almost every girl in the cafeteria was fighting.

"DUDE!" Kento yelled from his table. "Cat fight, magnified x50!"

"WHOA!!!" yelled Rei. "Back off...teeny boppers...JUST LET THE FUCKING GUY EAT...MY GODS..!"

"Well, good morning, Rei..." Trowa smiled a charming smile before joining his friends at Duo's table. As soon as he sat down, the girls all stopped fighting as if nothing ever happened. Though they could tell that cheerleading practice would be cancelled.

Quatre had now walked up to the boys at Duo's table. After talking a few seconds, they all stood up and abandoned their cafeteria lunches and followed him to a table that spanned half the width of the cafeteria, with a little "Reserved Quatre R. Winner" sign sitting on it. They all sat down and started eating a gourmet meal; turkey, mashed potatoes, beef, pork, anything you could imagine in an expensive cuisine. Everyone was staring at it, and several people Quatre didn't even KNOW came over with gifts, earning seats at the gourmet lunch.

"Whoa...shit...what is with all this Gourmet Cuisine...well I'm going to the 'bathroom'," says Rei, winking at Trowa...then goes to her locker for her books...for the next class.

Trowa wasn't paying attention. He was leaning on one elbow, facing Quatre, listening intently as Quatre entertained his guests. "You kicked him...WHERE?" Trowa cringed, impulsively crossing his legs.

"That's how mad I got! He decided to insult me, so I kicked him in the balls!" Quatre said. "No one ever calls Quatre Raberba Winner a snobby playboy!" he declared.

"Wow...that HAD to have hurt..." Wiggins Hawk also cringed. Trista comes walking over just in time to hear the last thing that Hawk had said. "What had to have hurt...?" she asked sitting down next to him.

"Quatre kicked a guy where the sun don't shine..." Wiggins responded. "Oh man, Q, and to think you'd just USED that area of him the night before that..."

"Excuse me...WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THAT ...WHEN YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF HAVING LUNCH?" asked Trista, calmly.

"What? Everyone in TOWN knows that Quatre's gay..." Wiggins said.

"Yeah, and every BOY in town's had a go with him..." Duo smirked.

"Every 15 year or older boy, that is..." Trowa corrected.

"Oh brother...I'm leaving...I have had enough of this talk about queers." Trista gets up and walks over to have a chat with Amara.

Quatre pouted. "She's homophobic? That's comforting to know about your own schoolmate..." he said.

At a table next to Amara and Michelle's (They ALWAYS have lunch together ), two boys were talking. "No, I'm telling you, Muds, Dawn of the Dead is a must see!" Stuart Potts told his best friend, Murdoc Niccals.

"Listen, Potts, I don't care for movies unless they're rated at LEAST NC- 17..." Murdoc said.

"But there's nothing higher than NC-17, is there?" Stu asked, ever innocent to such interests.

"Yeah, there's X..." Murdoc said. "Duh..." Murdoc Niccals was dubbed 'Dirty Muds' for his ultimately dirty mind and knowledge of every NC-17 to X rated movie known to man.

"What is with you and the Fact that you like every movie that is either...NC-17 or X...?" asked Michelle.

"Its the Movies that he chooses that's all I have to say." agrees Amara.

"Gotta have a little entertainment when I ain't got any whores in my winnabego..." Murdoc shrugged. Stu blushed. "What, Potts? Can't take a little sex talk?" Murdoc smirked. He then pulled out a pack of cigarettes. "Want one?" he offered Stu.

"Why not?" Stu asked, taking one. Murdoc took one of his own and offered them to the girls.

"No thanks...we don't smoke!" they both exclaim at the same time.

"Your loss..." Murdoc shrugged, putting the pack away. "Potts, light..." he said, snapping his fingers. Stu quickly produced a pack of matches and lit both of the cigarettes. "Good boy..." Murdoc snickered, patting Stu on the head.

"Hey, Muds!" Seiji said, walking over. "Slap me a cig, I'm beat..." he announced, plopping down in a chair.

"Sure thing, Date..." Murdoc said, handing Seiji a cigarette and Stu lighting it.

"Thanks..." Seiji said. He puffed the cigarette before smirking. "You've got Stu pretty well trained there," he said. "Wish I had the same luck...mine's a born rebel, though..."

"Oh? Thought you were single, Date," Murdoc said.

"I was...but..." Seiji smirked. "With looks like this, how could I stay single for long?"

"oh...and who is this lucky person...?" asks Michelle.

"Now, now..." Seiji waved a finger. "Can't have any words spreading around..."

"How 'bout us?" Murdoc asked.

"You see, I can tell you 'cause YOU'RE anti-social..." Seiji said. He leaned over and whispered into Murdoc's ear.

"Are you kidding?" Murdoc asked, eyes widening. "Does you-know-who know about that?"

"Nope, it's a TOTAL secret..." Seiji smirked.

"Shit, that's one load you're carrying if that gets out..." Murdoc commented, puffing on his cigarette.

"Ok...now you have got me Interested...Who is it...Im not going to blab it all around School." states Michelle.

"No, no, can't do it..." Seiji said. "Thanks for the cig, man..." Seiji said, walking away.

"No prob...Potts, you promise to keep a secret?" Murdoc asked. Stu nodded his head. "Good, now listen up..." Murdoc whispered into Stu's ear.

"No way, Muds..." Stu said. "And...ahem...doesn't know?" he asked.

"Nope. Clueless as ever..." Murdoc said. "Which is surprising because you- know-who is usually on top of almost EVERYTHING that goes on at school..."

"WHO THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT? I WONT TELL ANYONE, YOU GUYS SHOULD KNOW THAT I'M THE GOSSIP IN THE SCHOOL. I'M THE ONE WHO USUALLY KEEPS THE SECRETS AROUND HERE. SO CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME?" Yells Michelle as she slammed her hand on top of the table as she stands up getting very irritated.

By this time, the whole school turned around to look at them. "Great, look what you did," Seiji sighed. "I'll just tell you this at this point." he lowered his voice to a whisper. "He's the son of a teacher, a teacher of whom I have a class which, which is why I don't want it blabbed around the school so I can fail that stupid class."

"Right and I'm the BOB THE FUCKING BUILDER!!" whispers Michelle as she is leaning closer to Seiji before she walks off to go to her next class. Just as she leaves Mina walks by Seiji wearing an orange tube top and white clothe mini skirt. To go along with it she was wearing black pumps. Mina smiles (her ready to have sex smile) at him as she walks by then walks over to the lunch room door and down the hall to her next class.