A/N- Finally schools out! *Angels appear and starts to sing, than disapers* Well enough with that, I have summer school! *Sin pops up with a pitch for and starts stabbing someone. Than just like the Angels, disapers* But my teacher let's us play our GameBoys all day! *Angels pop up and disapers again. But I can't stay up late on weeknights! *Sin pops up than disapers* Well on with the crap I have with my free time! Sorry, but it sucks like always!
Chella *finally gets out of the stray-jacket and wearing some normal clothing*: Thank God, something decent for once! Well, on with the story.
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Piro: I'm starving!
Royal: SHUT THE HELL UP! THIS IS LIKE THE FIVTH TIME YOU SAID THAT!
Piro: More like my sixth.
Royal: Just… SHUT UP!
Piro: Well, I haven't had human meat for along time!
*Royal, Village Idiot, Triad, Flying Finn, Isaac, Ivan, and Garet just star at her*
Village Idiot *whispers to Triad*: Do you think she was the one who killed Mia back there?
Piro: I heard that! And, that was Ice Angel!
*Scene changes to Police forcing Ice Angel into the Police Car, and Photographers are taking Mia's pictures.*
Ice Angel: I'm serious! She came after me with her staff!
Some Police guy: Yah and Ivan killed Isaac! Get in there!
*Scene changes back to Ivan holding Isaac's bloody head*
Ivan: I didn't do it!
Royal: Well, hum, Piro, we left the village about three hours ago.
Piro: I know! I haven't gone this long without food! It's because of Garet; he bet me three burritos that I could go without human meat for about three hours!
Garet *turns around and smiles*: And it's only been three minutes! Getting hunger Sin? *Holds up a fresh human's heart up*
Piro: Must not eat! Trying to become a vegetarian!
Flying Finn: Too late, you already ate Isaac! *starts to cry* And he was my partner!
*some strange person walks by with a white hooded cloak. Suddenly stops and walks toward to the group*
Strange Person: You need that idiot revived do you?
*Everybody just shakes there head*
Strange Person: It will pay you, about the power of the Golden Sun!
*Ivan and Garet eyes go wide*
Garet: Why, Alex! Why do you hide like that?
Strange Person: I know nothing of this Alex you talk about!
Piro: Alex? But I thought he died!
Garet: No he just-
*Amy pops out of nowhere and covers Garet's mouth*
Amy: Damn Hell, do you want Sin to kill me?
*Garet shakes his head yes*
Amy: Stupid question, and um Strange Person…
Strange Person: Yes?
Amy: Revive him!
Strange Person: Make me!
Amy: Or I kill you right now!
Strange Person: How?
Amy: By, hum, summoning the Wise One on you!
Strange Person: I dare you!
*Amy summons the Wise One with just a snap of her fingers*
Strange Person: It's just a rock with an eye painted on!
Amy: Well, than you can't watch South Park for a whole month!
*Somehow Strange Person becomes scared*
Strange Person: Okay, I'll do it! *and somehow Isaac came back to life, same with Mia*
Ice Angel *who escaped from jail*: He's the person who killed Mia! *Points to Strange Person*
Strange Person: I stayed here for to long. Bye!
*disapers*
Piro: That was really Alex!
Royal: Yah, but why is he in this story?
*Everybody looks out Amy, who pulls out Rainchild*
Amy: Get to know your healer!
Village Idiot: But I thought the Healer is a male and has a white beard, and is probably blind!
Amy: Yah, he's male alright, has white hair, and is blind… I killed him!
*Rainchild strangely looks at Amy than back at the group*
Amy: And her partner is…*The Strange Person comes flying from the sky and lands with a thud* Alex!
Everybody: Oooo.
Amy: And if Rainchild acts now, she can hold the power of the Golden Sun in her hands!
*The background changes to a game show as everybody but Alex, Amy, and Rainchild are seated!*
Rainchild: This is so great.
Alex: Yah what she said.
Amy: All you need to do is pick the one of the three doors. One of them leads to Vale, the other to the black pit of Hell. And the last one holds the Power of the Golden Sun! Now choose!
Royal *trying to yell over Piro*: Pick door three!
Piro: Door number two!
Flying Flynn: Door number one!
Village Idiot: No door three!
*something like that*
Rainchild: Two, no three, no one, no, hum. I'll take door number three!
Piro: Dammit! You should have gone for two!
Amy: You have chosen door three, which is the door to Vale! Nice try, but not a bad prize. Behind door one was the Golden Sun, and two was Hell!
Piro: You should of gone for two!
Royal: Yes, now the f***ing story is almost over!
*Amy disappears, as everybody walks into the door and enters in Vale*
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Chella: Wasn't that nice now, the story is almost over, and I can get on with life without Amy! Wahoo!
A/N Again MWAHAHAHAHAH!- How was that shit, and yah the story is almost over… Just fine out. And yes Sin, you get to kill me, same with Royal Swordsman, Village Idiot, Flying Flynn, and Triad! Now how do you feel? Happy yet?