Just so you know, there are A/P's (or "Author's Pronunciations") for you throughout the story. I love weird names.
Fifty-something years later, a mysterious capsule appeared on an island separated far from the mainland shore. The door opened and a cloud of smoke poured out as five figures appeared. Coughing was heard as the smoke lingered in the air around the capsule.
"This is... cough ...the worst welcoming... cough ...ever..."
"I can't take cough this..." one of them said as she flung her arms up in distress, causing a huge gust of wind to blow the smoke away. When it was gone, five girls stood there with their eyes wide open.
"How the hell did you- WAHH!"
"How the hell did I wahh? What does tha- WAHH!"
The five girls stared at each other for a few seconds, then they all jumped up and pointed. "WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?!"
"I guess that Elliot dude was right... we aren't human anymore..."
"This... is... so... COOL!" exclaimed the murderer girl. "Being human was so boring!"
"Hey, Mr. Dumoner said something about your snappy little escape trick. Plus, you appeared out of absolutely nowhere back in that room. Were you ever really human anyway?"
The girl stepped back with a frantic look on her face. "Well, I, uh..."
"What am I?" asked the once human redhead.
"Umm... well, that's an easy one! You're a... a..."
"She's an echidna," said the one girl, who still had on her freaky-looking goggles. "We were studying them in science."
"Oh my God!" the pale red-orange echidna yelled, looking at her. "You... you're... artificial!"
"Wha...? ACK! I'M A ROBOT! A ROBOT DOG!"
"Hey, so you fit the definition of a bi-" the chao girl, who was now a pinkish colored fox, started to say, but soon stopped after receiving a harsh glare. "So, uh... hey! I'm even cuter now!"
"Hmm... kinda cool..." the murderer said. "Oh, who am I kidding? Being a cat rocks!"
"I'm a hedgehog. A weird one at that," said the other girl, for she was a white hedgehog, and the color on the quills gradually turned to blue at the ends.
"Okay, so we've all gone from humans to being a robot dog, an echidna, a cat, a fox, and a hedgehog?! This is so screwed..."
"Definitely. Anyway, let's split up, gang, and search for clues!" the cat said, and everyone fell over. "I mean, let's split up and search the... oh, what the hell. Let's just go and find out where we are."
Meanwhile, a familiar blue hedgehog and his fox companion were running down the sidewalk of Station Square. They rounded the corner and continued down the path.
"Hurry, Tails! We don't wanna miss the party!"
"Wait up, Sonic! You know I can't run that fast!"
The two cut across the road, heading towards the hotel. A car abruptly stopped behind them, missing them by only inches.
"WATCH IT, YA BIRDBRAIN!" Sonic yelled. Tails sweatdropped.
They ran into the hotel and turned left. The door opened and they went through.
"Hey, guys! We made it!"
Tails, exhausted, walked slowly over to one of the chairs and sat down. He struggled to regain his breath as he watched Amy run over to Sonic.
"Sonniku! I thought you'd never come!" she exclaimed, hugging Sonic tightly.
"...Amy... can't... breathe...!" the helpless blue rodent said, struggling to get free.
"Oops, sorry Sonniku!"
"Now, Amy, we've talked about personal space and breathing rights before, haven't we?" Sonic said sternly, and Amy nodded. "AND I AM NOT A RODENT, YOU BITCH!"
I beg to differ. coughstupidwasteoffurcough
Sonic glared, then turned back towards the pool. "Let's par-tay!" he yelled, then look around to find that the only ones present were Amy, Tails, and himself. He fell over.
"WHERE IS EVERYONE ELSE?!"
"Excuse me...?"
Sonic turned around to find himself face to face with a strange girl. She pushed the rodent back, causing him to fall into the pool. Then she walked towards Amy, who looked devastated, and also extremely pissed.
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SONNIKU?!"
"Well, if I'm not mistaken, I believe that I have just shoved him into the pool."
"Oh, okay!" Amy replied cheerfully. "So, who are you?"
"Me? Who are you?"
"I'm Amy Rose, the cute stalker of my little Sonniku!"
"That dork?" the girl asked with a raised eyebrow, pointing to the blue dork in the pool.
"Yep!"
"HEY! I'M NOT A RODENT OR A DORK!"
Yes you are.
"NO I'M NOT!"
Yes, you are.
"NO, I-"
SHUT UP YOU DAMN BLUE BASTARD!
"...okey..."
Everyone sweatdropped, then the girl turned back to Amy. "My name is Shiaza (A/P: She-ah-zuh), and I come from the past!" she said as the sky grew dark and thunder crashed in the background for a moment, then turned back to normal.
"Don't you mean the 'future'?"
"I SAID THE PAST, DAMNIT!" Shiaza yelled as another bolt of lightning came crashing down.
"Right! Sorry!"
"Back in my time, me and four others were located and sent to a secret base underground, when some Elliot Dumoner dude told us about how the Earth was supposed to blow up or some crap like that and that no one would be able to survive it, and sent us all to the future!" Shiaza explained, then started gasping for breath. Out of the corner of her eye, she spotted a sign taped to the side of the hotel. "What the...?"
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wanted: shadow the hedgehog
notorious thief & terrorist
reward: $100,000,000.03
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"Oh, yeah, Shadow. They say that he's been robbing banks and stuff, and also that he's been setting up bombs in other places, too," Tails told her as he walked up to the two girls.
"So, Shiaza, that story about the Earth... could you have been talking about...?"
"You mean The Huge Explosion From The Past Where No One Survived Except Five Mysterious And Weird Girls?" Tails exclaimed. Shiaza fell over.
"What kind of name is that?!" she yelled. "And what do you mean weird?!"
"Well, we always just call it THEFTPWNOSEFMAWG," Amy said.
"Yeah..." Sonic said as he finally managed to escape from the pool. "But you see, I- WAH!" Shiaza shoved him back in the water and started walking out the door.
"Where're you going?" Amy asked.
"Oh, I have a little... research to do on this Shadow guy."
"Well, bye!" Amy and Tails chorused.
"And good riddance! AHH!" Sonic screamed as Shiaza motioned her hand outwards, pointing towards him, and a large whirlpool appeared in the water.
"Good riddance indeed," she said with a smirk as she snapped her fingers and disappeared into a cloud of mist.