Shiaza walked through the forest of the Mystic Ruins, watching her 'Shadow Tracker' closely. It showed a game screen like Knuckles', except with Shiaza instead of Knux, and a Shadow icon where the 3 emeralds on the radar used to be. The Shadow icon was blinking a bright red, and the annoying beeping that drives my mother crazy was going off at a full tempo. Shiaza looked down at her portable radar, and saw a red dot just to her right. She entered a hidden spot and looked around, just to find that nothing was there.
"HEY! It said Shadow was here!" she yelled as she looked down to see that the dot had disappeared. "Shit."
"So, Lialeni, I see you're new around here," Rouge said.
"Yes, I am. Do you think you could show me around this place?"
"Sure! And, hey, there's Amy! AMY!" Rouge called out.
"Huh? Wha? Oh, HI ROUGE!" the pink hedgehog yelled back as she skipped over to her. "Who's that?"
"I'm Leilani. And I'm guessing that you must be Amy."
"That's right! I'm Amy Rose, the cute and lovable stalker of Sonic!" she replied, twirling around while hearts fell in the background. The others sweatdropped.
"Uh... yeah. Anyway, Leulini's new here, and I was gonna show her around. Wanna join us?" Rouge asked.
"Sure!"
"Okay then, what's first?" Leilani asked.
"We should introduce her to everyone else," Amy said to Rouge.
"I came here with four other girls. Should we introduce them to everyone too?" Leilani asked.
"Yeah, of course! We should re-throw the pool party since no one came before. My Sonniku was soooo upset!"
"Okay then, it's settled. Pool party today at 2:00! Let's go tell everyone, alright?" Rouge said as she flew off.
"Gotcha," Amy said as she skipped off in the other direction.
"Uh... sure," said Leilani, who ran in a third direction.
Later, at the pool party...
"This is awesome!" Sonic said. "People actually came this time!"
"I'm so glad that you're happy Sonniku! And you can thank me all you want for re-throwing this party!" Amy said as she hugged Sonic.
"Uh, yeah, thanks. Now get off," Sonic replied as he pushed Amy back and walked far away.
"Ahem," Rouge said as she stood up on the overhang that was over the door to the pool. "Ahem. AHEM. I SAID AHEM, DAMNIT!"
Everyone immediately shut up and looked up at Rouge.
"We are here today to introduce some new people to all of you guys!" Amy said happily as she got up next to Rouge. "COME OVER HERE!"
The five girls got up on the overhang and looked down at everyone.
"Why am I even here...?" Shiaza sighed.
"Okay, so this is Shiaza the Cat, Leilani the Hedgehog, Hyacinth the Echidna, Claira the Fox, and Veira the Dog-Robot... thing." (A/N: Just in case you forgot, here's another A/P- [Shiaza: Shay-nuh] [Leilani: Lee-lahn-ee] [Hyacinth: Hi-uh-sinth] [Claira: Clair-uh] [Veira: Veer-uh]
"Excuse me, Amy, but I need the robot to help me with some evil plans. May she be excused, please?" Eggman asked.
"Oh, sure thing, Eggman," Amy replied.
"Thank you!" he said as he grabbed Veira and left.
"Anyway, so that was Dr. Robotnik/Eggman. Okay, now for all of our old friends. This is Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Tikal, Amy, Big, and Metal Sonic," Rouge said, pointing everyone out. "Wait a second. Metal, you're not our friend! Why are you here?!"
Metal made a few mechanical noises, and everyone stared blankly at him.
"We speak English," Tikal said.
"Duhhhhhr... yep, we speak that language, yes we do..." Big added.
Shiaza walked up to Metal, then turned around to face everyone and sighed. "He said he came here to escape from the Bioturtle."
"Don't you mean Biolizard?" Tails asked.
"You dare doubt the only person who has the ability to understand this cute robot here?"
"...No."
"You think he's CUTE?!" Amy exclaimed.
"As a matter of fact, yes. But hey, Tails is cute too! And so is Knuckles. {Rouge's voice in the background: "BACK OFF, BITCH!"} But Shadow will always be the sexiest," Shiaza said, and everyone stared at her.
"...Shadow?"
"Shadow?! You mean the hedgehog?! THE hedgehog?! THE hedgehog who's been stealing things and blowing places up?!"
"THAT STUPID FAKER?!" Sonic yelled, causing Shiaza to knock him out cold.
"That guy who people say supposedly looks like Sonic, even though anyone with half an eye could see that they look absolutely NOTHING alike?!"
"...Half an eye...?" Amy asked, sickened.
"Well, it made more sense in that sentence than half a brain would've," Tails explained.
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"
"WILL YOU PEOPLE STOP DOING THAT ALREADY?!" Knuckles yelled.
"Sorry."
"Relax, Knuckles. Remember to control your temper," Rouge said as she walked over to him and kissed him lightly.
"Rouuuuuge..." Knuckles whined. "Not heeeeere..."
All of a sudden Rouge tackled him to the ground and started kissing him passionately. "Huh? Oh, sorry, I wasn't listening," she said as she continued.
"HEY GUYS!" Shiaza yelled, getting everyone's attention. "WHAT ABOUT THE BIOTURTLE?!"
"Oh, yeah. I forgot about him. Where is he?" Sonic asked.
........................... crickets chirping ........................
"AHEM! I said, where is he?"
............................... more crickets join in ....................
"HEY! I SAID, WHERE IS THE DAMN BIOTURTLE?!"
Suddenly the ground started shaking as a huge, evil turtle appeared from out of the ocean. It walked up and looked down at them.
"Sorry I'm late guys," he said in a small voice. "My alarm clock went off late this morning and I had to take a shower, and it all took longer than I planned."
"Oh, don't worry about it, Henry. It's okay," Sonic said.
"Really? Okay, thanks," the Bioturtle replied as he paused for a second, then stomped on top of a nearby building.
"Alright, that's our cue!" Knuckles yelled. "Back to the script, guys!"
"ACK!" Claira yelled. "What on Earth is THAT?!"
"It's Henr- I mean, it must be the Bioturtle! RUN!" Tails yelled as everyone shoved their way through the door and scattered in different directions. Only Sonic, Tails, and Shiaza stayed.
"Why aren't you running?" Tails asked Shiaza.
"I'm not scared of a stupid Bioturtle," she replied, insulted.
Sonic had jumped on top of the Bioturtle's nose and was poking its head with a stick. The giant monster flung its head back, causing Sonic to go flying off.
"LOOKS LIKE I'M BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAIN!" he yelled as he flew up into the sky, disappearing as a star blinked. Tails and Shiaza sweatdropped.
"Riiiiiight. Anyway, uh... I... I... ARGH! I can't take it here! IF SONIC CAN'T BEAT IT, NO ONE CAN!" Tails screamed as he ran off, crying.
"Looks like it's up to me then," Shiaza said as she got into a fighting pose, then snapped her fingers and disappeared.
"Hey, how's it going, Biobutt?" she said as she reappeared sitting with her legs crossed on the Bioturtle's nose. "Looks like it's just you and me now."
The Bioturtle grunted and swung his head around, sending Shiaza flying down towards the ground. She smirked and tried snapping her fingers, but with the wind pushing against her and the gravity being too strong, nothing happened.
Shiaza screamed as she saw the ground below her coming closer. She closed her eyes tightly, awaiting her death. To her surprise, though, everything stopped. The strong pressure that pushed against her body was gone, yet she felt something else. She slowly opened her eyes to see that someone had caught her. They were wearing a long, black trenchcoat and a huge hat that covered their face.
"T-thanks..." Shiaza said nervously. "But... who are you...?"
The masked rescuer set her down without an answer and made its way towards the Bioturtle. Shiaza though she heard him say something, and then he was gone. She looked everywhere, but couldn't find him. Then she looked up at the Bioturtle. Her hero was on its head, attacking it. The Bioturtle fell into the ocean, defeated, as the stranger started walking away. Shiaza snapped her fingers and appeared in front of him. He gasped and took a step back away from her.
"What's wrong? It's not like you haven't ever seen anyone disappear before, now, is it?" she asked, smiling slyly. "Come on, who are you?"
The masked stranger quickly ran away from Shiaza, muttered something to himself, and disappeared. Shiaza ran up to the spot where he had been standing.
"Chaos Control? What the hell is that?"