"Hey, Knux, did ya catch Scooby Universe?" Rouge asked.

"Yeah, and it was even better! A Pup Named Scooby Doo was on in a really long marathon!" Knuckles replied, as he continued on to talk about every little detail about every one of the episodes.

"Damn, you're hooked!" Amy said.

"Yep!"

"Hey, guys! Come check this out!" Tails yelled as he ran towards everyone. "Follow me!" he said as he skipped down a rainbow path. Everyone sweatdropped.

Tails headed back towards the train station, now with everyone else following him, and they rode the train to the Mystic Ruins. Tails then led them through the nearest tunnel, across the grass, and around to the opposite side of the Master Emerald. An old, deteriorated capsule was lying on the grass in plain sight. Everyone turned to Knuckles.

"Why didn't you mention this before?" Amy asked him.

"I never saw it before. The only thing I ever look at is the Master Emerald."

"And Rouge," Sonic added with a snicker. Knuckles blushed.

"Well, of course! Who doesn't want to look at me?" Rouge said, posing a little. Everyone but Knuckles and herself raised their hand. Rouge fell over.

"Soooooo... what exactly is this thing?" Sonic asked.

"Well, duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh, Sonic!" Knuckles said. "Don't you know anything?! It's obviously a... a... a..."

"...a capsule...?" Tails said.

"YES! Sonic, it's a capsule! See, you guys are so lucky to have me around to figure all of this stuff out!" Knuckles said proudly as everyone sweatdropped.

"So... anyway..." Rouge said. "Why is a capsule here?"

"I... don't... know..." Tails said, staring blankly at the object. Rouge waved her hand in front of his face, but he never blinked or moved.

"...Tails? Tails? TAILS?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, DAMNIT?!" she yelled. "Fine, this might work..."

Rouge unzipped her shirt and pulled it apart in front of Tails, revealing herself. Knuckles quickly shoved Tails aside and stuck his face into Rouge's chest.

"...oooooooh... keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewl..."

"KNUCKLES!" Rouge yelled, slapping him and knocking him to the ground as she zipped her shirt back up. "Perverted freak..."

"Hey, you were the one who did that in the first place!" Leilani pointed out.

"Shut up, bitch! I can do whatever I want! 'Cause I'm Rouge the Bat!" she said, making another pose and winking.

"I could've sworn it was Rouge the Slut," Leilani replied, smirking.

"THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT!" Rouge yelled as she tackled the white hedgehog, causing them both to fall to the ground, beating each other up. Everyone sweatdropped and backed away.

"Soooooo..." Hya said," ...why is this here again...?"

"Oh, right, it's here because... uh... because it wants to be?" Tails guessed after a moment of thinking, and everyone fell over.

"I know why the damn thing is here!" a voice said from behind them. "You guys are morons not to realize it!"

Everyone turned around to see Tikal standing there with her hands on her hips and a glare on her face. She rolled her eyes and walked up to them.

"It's so obvious..." she said.

"Uh... Tikal...? Why aren't you peaceful...?" Tails asked.

"Because, I'm not really Tikal!" she replied, causing everyone to do a dramatic gasp.

She took off her disguise, and everyone fell over. The not-Tikal girl looked just like the normal Tikal, but she was a jet black color. Her headpiece and necklace were lime green, matching the color of her sandals. Her shirt was a dark red, and her skirt was magenta. Her eyes were bloodshot, her gloves were dark gray, and the two white stripes that were on the normal Tikal were now green X's.

Amy tilted her head to one side and looked at the new echidna. "Are you the Christmas Tikal?" she asked. Everyone fell over.

The non-Tikal slapped her. "NO! I AM THE EVIL TIKAL! AND YOU ALL SHALL OBEY MEEEEEEEE!"

"Shouldn't you be 'Dark Tikal' or something? Evil Tikal sounds so stupid..."

"What if we don't want to?" Sonic asked.

"Then I'll be forced to kill you!"

"Bring it on, biatch!"

Sonic jumped up towards Evil Tikal, who backflipped out of the way and brought out two guns. She fired at Sonic, both hitting him directly. The stupid rodent fell to the ground, covered in a red substance.

"SONNIKU! YOU'RE BLEEDING! YOU'RE DEAD! NOOOOOOOOOOO!" Amy cried as she ran over to her hero. She kissed him and accidentally got the red crap in her mouth. She spit it out at first, but then realized something.

"Hey... blood tastes good! It tastes just like ketchup!" she said, then got hit by the guns herself.

"It IS ketchup you fool!" Evil Tikal yelled. "It's... EVIL KETCHUP!"

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"Not so hot now, are we?" Sonic said to Evil Tikal with a smirk.

"Sure she is..." Knuckles said, staring and drooling, as Rouge left her fight with Leilani and smacked him upside the head.

"YOU'RE WITH ME, YOU STUPID MORON!"

"Oh... right... sorry, I forgot..."

Evil Tikal stood up, holding her head, which was throbbing immensely from the frying pan beating. She started to float in the air, and began to disappear.

"You haven't seen the last of me, you morons! My flying hamster of doom shall rain coconuts upon your pitiful city!" she cried as she departed.

"That was... interesting..." Leilani said.

"She's pretty creepy... I like the old Tikal better!" Tails said.

"I don't..." Knuckles said, still drooling. Rouge hit him again.

"Hey, do you know where Amy went to?" Hya asked. "I haven't seen her around for a while..."

"YES!" Sonic yelled, and everyone glared at him. "Sorry..."

"HEY! THERE SHE IS!" Tails yelled, pointing towards the bridge. A huge black hole appeared out of nowhere, and Evil Tikal was dragging Amy and herself into it.

"AMY!" Sonic yelled, as he ran dramatically towards them. Just as they were about to disappear, Sonic managed to grab onto Amy leg, and all three were gone.

"Great. Just great. First we find a stupid old capsule out here, then this bitch gets in the way, then Evil Tikal shows up, and now Amy and Sonic are gone," Leilani recalled.

"Wasn't the bitch who got in the way and Evil Tikal the same person? You said her twice," Rouge pointed out.

"No, the bitch I was talking about was you."

"Oh," Rouge said as she just stood there. Then she suddenly glared and aimed a kick at Leilani. "YOU ASSHOLE!"

The white hedgehog laughed and dodged the kick. She spun around and double-kicked Rouge, and a fight broke out again.

"Shouldn't we stop them?" Knuckles asked, sweatdropping.

"Nah. Let them have their fun," Tails said, as him and the others (which was now only Knuckles and Hyacinth) turned around and left.