ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS
Josh was sure he hadn't done anything to deserve this.
He hadn't caused any international incidents. Well, not recently.
He hadn't started any wars. That he knew of.
He hadn't kicked any puppies.
Okay, so Josh was *reasonably* certain he hadn't done anything to deserve being woken up at 7:30 am on a Saturday by a film crew and five gay men who insulted his hair and demanded to know what kind of moisturizer he used.
Reasonably certain. Almost positive. Mostly.
At the very least he knew who to blame.
"DONNA!"
"Oh, I like him," Carson said. "He's so commanding."
FIN