DOWNHILL RACER
By the time Donna arrived at Josh's office, she was already out of breath.
"This," she announced, "is all your fault."
Josh blinked. "*My* fault?"
"*You* gave me a book on alpine skiing. *You* gave me vacation time. *You* suggested a quality ski resort. It's. All. Your. Fault." She punctuated each word with a finger jabbed at his chest.
"My fault."
"Yes."
"That you broke your leg."
"Yes!"
Josh thought about that for a moment. "Does that mean I can't start referring to you as Donna 'The Snowbunny' Moss?"
She responded by hitting him in the shin with her crutch.
FIN