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Chapter 3: Giving in to natural feelings

Miroku sighed, "Look, I trust you with my body, I'm pretty sure you won't do anything to it, just go and pee behind the bush."
"What?!" yelped the beet-red Sango. "You—you can't be serious! Houshi-sama, I can't just...oh kami-sama!" 'Of all the damn things to ever happen to me this is one of the worst I've ever had to face. Fing hell!' "Okay, but I still don't know how!"

Sango lowered her face and began to hop around. "I really, really need to go! Ah crap!" Miroku smiled slightly. "Alright, I have an idea. You close your eyes and let go and I'll—help my body out, okay?" Sango's face contorted, "Oh kami, oh kami, oh kami! Alright, I give up! Just, this is so weird. Okay..."

Sango faced the bush and looked away while undoing the robes, Miroku stepped closer and Sango closed her eyes and unclenched her muscles. "Ahhh, much better," she said, obviously relieved. 'Never freakin' again god damn it!' she thought with more than a little embarrassment. Miroku stepped away and said, "Er...you have to—to shake Sango..." She opened her eyes and turned her head to look at him. "What do you mean, 'shake'?" she asked with a dangerously calm voice.

Miroku put a hand over his eyes and replied, "Look, when a guy relieves himself, you need to shake off the access urine. So...shake!" Sango's head turned monstrously and comically huge as she shouted, "Why didn't you mention this before!"

Miroku smiled, "Because then you would have held it in until you burst, ne? Just go along with it, okay? It'll make everything so much easier. Go on Sango, shake and we can go to Kaede's." Sango grimaced and looked up with pleading brown eyes.

Miroku remained emotionless while he watched Sango attempt to shake. She giggled suddenly and looked at Miroku with a shake of her head. "I can't believe how hard that was. Do all guys go through that?" Miroku chuckled, "Nope, just me I guess."

Sango hurriedly wrapped the robe again and washed her hands in the stream. "Ready?" she asked; trying not to meet his eyes. He nodded and they walked back to the camp. It was there they found their silent, if overly cautious companions.

"What's the matter?" asked Sango as she pulled Kagome to the side. Kagome carefully shielded her rear and answered, "I don't know what you're talking about!" She walked away and went to Miroku.

"Pst! Sango, tell me everything that happened! Inuyasha? We'll be right back." Miroku's face registered surprise in Sango's body as Kagome dragged him away bodily.

Inuyasha stood and after glaring at little, unconcerned Shippo, he pulled Sango over to the fire. "Wow, did you and Sango...actually—you know! Umm...do it?" Sango thought quickly of what Miroku would do in such a situation.

Miroku's face went glum, "No, she just felt friendly and wanted to play around with your head."

Meanwhile....

"So, what happened Sango-chan?! Inuyasha came and told me that you were acting all weird saying stuff like, 'Oh, yes, it was wonderful. We had quite a night' and that you'd 'like to do it again some time'. Inuyasha was in shock." She began to laugh, "You should have seen his face, Sang!"

 Miroku was intrigued. Since when did Kagome confide in him? Oh yeah! He was in Sango's lovely little body. He carefully put his hands innocently behind his back.

Kagome wrenched his arms away from Sango's perfect butt and shook them. "Well? Tell me! What happened? What did you do?"

Miroku smirked, "What do you think we did? We had quite a night. Miroku has the most unique way of using his tongue. He's tall, handsome, smart, brave; perfect really. And...he's the best lover I've ever had." Kagome's eyes widened and her jaw dropped.

"Sango! My goodness, I didn't know you were, so—so straightforward. I mean I always knew you liked him, but that much?!"

Miroku grinned and let forth a bellow of laughter. "Yeah, well, you know. I just felt—loveable. How far have you and Inu gone?" Kagome scowled. "Not funny Sango-chan! You know he's still in love with Kikyo and much as I care about him, I will not interfere..."

Miroku had known this but the sincerity in hearing it from Kagome made his laughter stop. "I'm sorry Kagome-sama. I didn't mean anything but a little bit of teasing. Let us forget this conversation, ne?" He shook his head suddenly, as though freeing himself of some pain.

It was then that Kagome turned and said softly, "I sense a shard of the shikon nearby" Miroku's eyes widened and he grabbed Kagome's hand and pulled her back to the camp. Sango was clearly annoyed; she sat beside the fire, cradling Hiraikotsu in her arms, his staff discarded to the side.

Miroku walked over and grabbed the staff remembering only after he wasn't supposed to be using it. Sango looked startled when Miroku suddenly grabbed Hiraikotsu from her and handed her the staff. She stood beside him quietly, "A shard, Kagome?"

Inuyasha looked up snarling when Kagome answered, "Nope, two of them. I think it's Kouga..." Sango moaned, "Not Kouga!" Miroku slapped a hand to his forehead and Inuyasha clenched and unclenched his fists. But, as always he was unprepared.

A whirlwind landed in front of Kagome and Kouga's ice blue eyes stared deeply into hers. "My Kagome, how have you been?" he asked. It was then Kagome heard the muffled shouts of Inuyasha and looked down. "Er...Kouga? You—you're standing on Inuyasha."

"Oh you mean Dog-breath? For you my Kagome, I will get off of him." He stepped off of the livid Inuyasha while not letting go off Kagome. Inuyasha whipped out Tetsusaiga and it transformed into its true form; the gigantic fang, he smiled viciously. Kagome's eyes narrowed and Kouga smoothly jumped away as the blade thundered past his head. Kagome turned to face the two demons and screamed, "Osuwari!" (sit!) with all her might.

Inuyasha plummeted to the ground, face first and ate the dirt. "Aww fing hell! Why do you always have to do that?!" he attempted to say, mud filling his mouth, ears and eyes. Kagome turned to Kouga, "Kouga? I think you'd better go. It was nice to see you again." She smiled a fake stretched smile and waved cheerfully.

Kouga smiled in return and kissed her hand rather romantically. She grimaced and then smiled as he looked up. "For you Kagome, anything; I'll come back for you after I find that bastard Naraku!" He left and Kagome sighed in relief.

However, Inuyasha misinterpreted the sigh for longing and glared. "Keh, if you miss him already then go after him." He stuck his nose up in the air; still covered in mud and grinded his teeth together in irritation. Kagome frowned and walked towards him.

"Look Inuyasha, I don't like Kouga in that way. I—I like..." she stopped speaking to blush a ferocious red.  Inuyasha's golden eyes hungrily read hers and he demanded, "Yes? Yes?!" She shoved him aside, "Let's go to the hot springs, shall we?"