Chapter 6: A kiss?

"Okay...so what's a pad or a tampon?" asked Miroku frowning thoughtfully. Sango sighed, "Why do I have to go through this? Oh Kami, why?!" Kirara meowed and brushed her head softly against Sango's leg. Sango took a very deep breath and began.

"Well, you already know about the menstruation process, right? Well, how do you expect to—er--stop the –umm...flow? Okay..." Sango took another deep, deep breath and continued bravely. "A pad is stuck to your loincloth and it absorbs the blood. A tampon however...oh kami! It is pushed into a woman's...er...thing and it stops the flow from in there. A pad is more like a diaper a tampon like cotton on a stick. Do you understand?"

Sango was red and burning with utter mortification; she collapsed to the ground when the stress grew too much for her during the long silence.

Miroku looked shocked. "Do you mean to say—that, that—women actually—dear kami!—masturbate with those sticks?!" One of his hentai grins lightened the stress but Sango looked even more mortified by his comments. She looked into her own face, now so much like his, yet still hers. The astonishment of such a queer thing made her hold her breath. Miroku stopped grinning and pursed his lips together in thought.

"Should we go?" he asked carefully. He pulled Sango up with caution, "Sango? Are you alright?" She had turned a disturbing green, maybe he should have been careful about what he was saying while in the presence of her virgin ears.

He groaned when he realized she had totally spaced out. He dragged her—not being able to carry her with the heavy Hiraikotsu—and placed her on Kirara's now broad back. Kirara ran and took off flying into the fresh air. Miroku tightened his arms around Sango—literally his own body—and sighed miserably.

He missed hearing Sango's scream when he groped her; he missed watching her beautiful face when she didn't know he was watching. The way she glanced at him when she thought he wasn't paying attention; plus watching her bathe...always worth while.

Sango felt his warm breathe tickle the back of her neck and leaned forward, away from him. "We'll be there in a minute," she whispered. She felt him nod and a single tear fell from her eye onto Kirara's fur; no one would ever now it was there.

A few minutes did pass and in a terribly heavy silence. Kirara landed softly and waited while they extracted themselves from her back. Sango ran for Kaede's and Miroku followed her eagerly. "Kaede! Kaede! We need your help!" cried Sango.

Kaede sat there calmly as they slid to a halt in front of her, distraught and trembling. "Yes Miroku?" she asked in a placid voice. "What be the matter with ye?" Sango burst into tears. "I'm not houshi-sama! I'm Sango!" she wept bitterly.

Kaede raised an eyebrow in slight surprise. "Aye, your auras are off. But, my dears, it is reversible. All ye need to do is kiss at the same location it happened at and it should reverse your auras back..." An angry shout interrupted Kaede and Miroku and Sango jerked to their feet.

"Miroku, Sango, get your asses out here! When I catch you I'll—" "Osuwari! You'll alert them! Damn you!" "Bitch! They can sense...or can they?" A muffled little voice was heard and Inuyasha retorted, "Well if you didn't keep trying to run away, runt, I wouldn't have you being squished when this wench screams sit!"  

Miroku and Sango dashed for the door and grabbed onto Kirara's fur. "Please Kirara, run—I mean fly!—fly!" Kaede stumbled up and ran as fast as her body allowed her and shouted, "But there might be a..." and they could hear no more. Inuyasha pulled himself up and ran after them screaming.

Sango giggled and waved as they flew away. Miroku just shook his head, shaking with silent mirth. They drifted around happily. Sango chanting, "I'm going to have my body back, I'm going to have my body back!" Miroku smiled and joined in. The he stopped, "How do you think they knew?"

Sango scrunched her nose and nibbled her lip, "I don't know..." Kirara roared and Sango scowled. "Shippo?! That lil'..." She sailed for what seemed like an eternity to the impatient young companions and they twitched their feet and fingers with annoyance.

Well peeps, next chapter should finally end it. I can almost taste it...sorry if this chapter wasn't really funny. I'm exhausted. Exams=stress. Don't tell me you don't know what I'm talking about, lol. Good luck if you are taking em by the way. Hope you have enjoyed my story so far. Thanks: Tache, Vilja, and of course... Seproth! Everyone who has sent me reviews, I really appreciate it. Ciao.