Chapter 3: More Party Fun
A/N~ Hehehe! I started cracking up during Algebra. I'm home now and I have alcohol! Not much but still, tis alcohol. *Has Jack Sparrow moment* But why is the rum gone?! OK, just a word to the unsuspecting, I was sick when I wrote this so it's a lot mushier than I usually write.
Me: Aragorn! Boromir! Where are you?!
Aragorn: Watching TV, where else?
Me: *suspicious* What are you watching?
Boromir: Something called "Christy Birthday 1990". Rather amusing.
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs and stops tape* Do the disclaimer and go to your rooms!
Boromir: You never let us have any fun!
Me: NOW!
Aragorn: They own nothing. Happy?
Me: *Glares* GO!
I smirked. "Vanessa, as ridiculous as Boromir looks in a pink, frilly dress several sizes too small, you look just as bad."
Vanessa looked down at her outfit. "I see nothing wrong with it," she retorted.
"Go ask Kitty about it," I told her.
"Fine," she shot at me. "I will."
.~*~.
"Kitty! KITTY!" Legolas was screaming, trying to keep Kitty from attacking Daniel and doing something not "G".
Vanessa walked up, amused. "Kitty, can you help me with something?"
"Sure," Kitty answered, still pulling against Legolas's hold.
"Does this outfit look silly?"
Kitty turned to look, then collapsed against Legolas in a fit of giggles. "Considering that the clothes are male, several sizes too large, and not made for a chick to wear, no." She rolled her eyes.
"OKKKKK," Vanessa replied. "I take it you agree with Christy."
"Yep."
"Fine!" she gave up and pouted. "I'll go find a dress!"
.~*~.
"Boromir!" Aragorn hissed. "She's gone! Go change!"
"Gladly!" the other man returned and ran for his quarters, returning about two minutes later.
.~*~.
Vanessa returned about ten minutes later wearing a peach colored dress this time around. And, this time around, there were no "Vanessa-looks-like-a- burrito" laughs to be heard. Maybe that's because Aragorn and Boromir were hiding from her. They said that they were performing royal functions like greeting the guests etc.
"There. Better now?" she asked as she sat down near Haldir and me.
"Sure," I said, not really paying attention.
(A/N~ I seem to have just received an offer. Trevor was rubbing up against me and said, "Do you want to meet up later? For some.action?" Sounds like fun compared to baby-sitting.)
I took a drink of whatever it was they had given me; I guess it was ale.
"Ah, I love you," I said looking past my cup in Haldir's direction.
"Who? Me or the ale?" Haldir asked amused.
"The beer," I replied, smiling. Seeing the amused look fall from his face, I started laughing. "Of course you! Who did you think I meant?! Alcohol is only fun for a little bit, while you're always fun." I leaned over and kissed him, amused at how fragile his ego was.
"Just checking," he said quickly, trying to make it seem like he knew all the time.
I rolled my eyes. "Sure you were." I patted his arm, showing that I "believed" him. "Guys," I muttered to Vanessa. "So obvious and insecure."
'Yeah, really," she laughed back.
Suddenly I was struck by an urge (I often am).
"Dance with me!" I cried, pulling Haldir to his feet and dragging him to the dance floor. I quickly gave up on the elvish dance that he was teaching me, but had fun anyway.
After a while we got tired of dancing and it still wasn't time to eat. I think Aragorn was stalling dinner to avoid Vanessa because of the whole "grandmother's dress" thing. As I have a bizarre fascination with the stars, Haldir led me to a balcony where we could look at them. We did this for a while, Haldir pointing out the different constellation.
About twenty minutes later we heard a combined Kitty/Vanessa yell of "FFOOOOOOOOODDDDD!" and gathered that it was FINALLY time to eat. We walked back to the dining hall and quickly found our seats.
Aragorn sat at the head of the table, on the right side, sat Boromir, on the left, Vanessa. Next to Boromir sat Legolas then Kitty, Merry, Pippin, Courtney, the hobbit Sam, Frodo, Gandalf and Gimli. Next to Vanessa sat Alex, then Haldir, me, Daniel, Jack, chick Sam, and Teal'c.
A/N~ Well, I leave it there. I've had this spiral long enough! Take it and have fun, but not too much! So what happens Nessie?
A/N~ Hehehe! I started cracking up during Algebra. I'm home now and I have alcohol! Not much but still, tis alcohol. *Has Jack Sparrow moment* But why is the rum gone?! OK, just a word to the unsuspecting, I was sick when I wrote this so it's a lot mushier than I usually write.
Me: Aragorn! Boromir! Where are you?!
Aragorn: Watching TV, where else?
Me: *suspicious* What are you watching?
Boromir: Something called "Christy Birthday 1990". Rather amusing.
Me: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!! *Runs and stops tape* Do the disclaimer and go to your rooms!
Boromir: You never let us have any fun!
Me: NOW!
Aragorn: They own nothing. Happy?
Me: *Glares* GO!
I smirked. "Vanessa, as ridiculous as Boromir looks in a pink, frilly dress several sizes too small, you look just as bad."
Vanessa looked down at her outfit. "I see nothing wrong with it," she retorted.
"Go ask Kitty about it," I told her.
"Fine," she shot at me. "I will."
.~*~.
"Kitty! KITTY!" Legolas was screaming, trying to keep Kitty from attacking Daniel and doing something not "G".
Vanessa walked up, amused. "Kitty, can you help me with something?"
"Sure," Kitty answered, still pulling against Legolas's hold.
"Does this outfit look silly?"
Kitty turned to look, then collapsed against Legolas in a fit of giggles. "Considering that the clothes are male, several sizes too large, and not made for a chick to wear, no." She rolled her eyes.
"OKKKKK," Vanessa replied. "I take it you agree with Christy."
"Yep."
"Fine!" she gave up and pouted. "I'll go find a dress!"
.~*~.
"Boromir!" Aragorn hissed. "She's gone! Go change!"
"Gladly!" the other man returned and ran for his quarters, returning about two minutes later.
.~*~.
Vanessa returned about ten minutes later wearing a peach colored dress this time around. And, this time around, there were no "Vanessa-looks-like-a- burrito" laughs to be heard. Maybe that's because Aragorn and Boromir were hiding from her. They said that they were performing royal functions like greeting the guests etc.
"There. Better now?" she asked as she sat down near Haldir and me.
"Sure," I said, not really paying attention.
(A/N~ I seem to have just received an offer. Trevor was rubbing up against me and said, "Do you want to meet up later? For some.action?" Sounds like fun compared to baby-sitting.)
I took a drink of whatever it was they had given me; I guess it was ale.
"Ah, I love you," I said looking past my cup in Haldir's direction.
"Who? Me or the ale?" Haldir asked amused.
"The beer," I replied, smiling. Seeing the amused look fall from his face, I started laughing. "Of course you! Who did you think I meant?! Alcohol is only fun for a little bit, while you're always fun." I leaned over and kissed him, amused at how fragile his ego was.
"Just checking," he said quickly, trying to make it seem like he knew all the time.
I rolled my eyes. "Sure you were." I patted his arm, showing that I "believed" him. "Guys," I muttered to Vanessa. "So obvious and insecure."
'Yeah, really," she laughed back.
Suddenly I was struck by an urge (I often am).
"Dance with me!" I cried, pulling Haldir to his feet and dragging him to the dance floor. I quickly gave up on the elvish dance that he was teaching me, but had fun anyway.
After a while we got tired of dancing and it still wasn't time to eat. I think Aragorn was stalling dinner to avoid Vanessa because of the whole "grandmother's dress" thing. As I have a bizarre fascination with the stars, Haldir led me to a balcony where we could look at them. We did this for a while, Haldir pointing out the different constellation.
About twenty minutes later we heard a combined Kitty/Vanessa yell of "FFOOOOOOOOODDDDD!" and gathered that it was FINALLY time to eat. We walked back to the dining hall and quickly found our seats.
Aragorn sat at the head of the table, on the right side, sat Boromir, on the left, Vanessa. Next to Boromir sat Legolas then Kitty, Merry, Pippin, Courtney, the hobbit Sam, Frodo, Gandalf and Gimli. Next to Vanessa sat Alex, then Haldir, me, Daniel, Jack, chick Sam, and Teal'c.
A/N~ Well, I leave it there. I've had this spiral long enough! Take it and have fun, but not too much! So what happens Nessie?