Chapter 4: "Why does your butt look better in those jeans than mine?!"
A/N2~ Grr.I got my damn mum caught on the spiral. Arg! I have no idea what to write! *Screams* I've had a hard day.
A/N~ Ohhh. poor Nessie! And the next day was even worse! *huggles poor Nessie*
Me: Why, oh, why won't the internet let me on?!
Boromir: Because it hates you, why else?
Me: OW! Thanks for the ego boost buddy! *Smack!*
Aragorn: Before this goes any further, the girls own nothing, although Christy is an Elf Goddess and must be worshiped by all!
Me: *Smacks Boromir again for good measure* Awww.. thanks Aragorn.
Aragorn: You're welcome.
"Alex," I begged. "Will you please switch places with Jack?" I had been pleading with him for a while to move away from me and be exchanged for someone "cool".
"Why?"
"Because I don't like you!" I screamed.
"Tell him how you really feel, Vanessa," Boromir laughed.
I just rolled my eyes and proceeded to get Alex to move, which he finally did after 20 minutes.
Jack soon occupied Alex's seat and I moved in on my prey. I squeezed his shoulders and squealed, "I wuv this man!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!" the colonel exclaimed. "No need to get all toughy- feely over here."
"Sorry," I mumbled my apology. I glanced at Aragorn who was shooting death glares at Jack. Hehehe; a jealous future King.
Soon everyone dug into their food and chowed down. That was, of course, with the exception of SG-1 as Carter had to "analyze" the food. When she was done the other members of the team ate.
"And then I said to him, "Go get your own wine!" Drunken Elf #3 laughed to Teal'c. The man took a swig of wine, slammed the glass down, and chuckled some more.
The Jaffa reised an eyebrow at the elf. "I do not see how your story is funny," he stated. Teal'c then turned to Maj. Carter and said, "These people are very strange while intoxicated."
Dinner was eaten and cleared away within a timeframe of about 2 hours. The whole time I saw Boromir look at me, then at Aragorn and snicker.
"I finally grew aggrivated enough and yelled, "What is your problem?!"
"I'm just thinking about something," he replied.
I gasped. "You? Thinking? Since when did this happen? Someone, alert the media; Boromir can think!"
He glared at me. "That just makes everything all the more sweet."
Needless to say, I was quite a confused little person after that comment. What was going to be sweet? I hadn't done anything to him all night. Oh, wait, there was that whole dress thing. Uh-oh.
"Aragorn," I whined. "He's scaring me. I keep half expecting him to shed his mask and become Sauron himself."
"I hardly expect that to happen," he replied nonchalant.
"Alright, well if you wake up with my severed head lying on your pillow, you know who to blame." (A/N2~ Ooo. I'm using big words!)
He laughed then started a conversation with the mass murderer. Men, I will never understand them.
.~*~.
*Somewhere, where the Stargate is*
The gate powered up and a giant tidal wave surged from what was once empty space. Then, out of the "water", a creature walked through.
One of the guards drew his sword and attacked whilest the other guarded the door to ensure that it did not escape into the city. Within minutes the monster was slain.
"Go tell the king about this," Guard #1 said.
.~*~.
The doors to the banquet hall burst open and a man rushed towards Aragorn. He whispered something to him, waited for his reply and left.
"Jack?" he asked. "Could we speak outside for a moment?"
The colonel looked to Carter, shrugged, and followed my HASRWANB outside. "What seems to be the big problem?"
"Only moments ago, some monster came through the ring in which you and your companions came through. I want to know what it was and if it is going to be a threat to my people."
Jack thought about it for a moment. "An Unas, maybe? I dunno. If it's dead I don't see what the whole deal is."
"The 'deal is', it just attacked two of my guards!" Aragorn said, his voice rising as well as his temper.
"Ooo.someone's getting' chewed," I laughed. "Let's go listen in!" My friends and I lept from the table and crept towards the men.
"Look, buddy, I don't know what to tell you about the Unas. If you don't want them coming again, if they do, just bury the gate and shove a coverstone over it," Jack explained.
"My men will get on it in the morning."
"After SG-1 leaves, right?" Kitty asked. "Otherwise they're stuck here for a while." (A/N~ Good job, Kitty! Blow our cover! LOL!)
The two men whipped their attention towards the hell only to see us four girls and Alex peeking out the door. They looked surprised to say the least.
"Get back inside!" Aragorn yelled.
We all scrambled back to the table, closing the door behind us. "Sheesh, what crawled up his butt and died?" Christy asked.
.~*~.
The next morning I woke up with a spliting headache. "Damn elvish wine," I mumbled as I made my way to the closet. I opened the doors and was quite surprised to see that all my clothes were gone.and had been replaced with Aragorn's.
"I looked around the room. No, it was definately my room. There was no naked Aragorn on my bed so that meant he had not moved rooms either.
"BOROMIR!!!" I heard Aragorn cry from across the hall.
Wanting to see what all the comotion was about, I hastily threw on one of the outfits and went out into the hallway.
There, standing, was Aragorn.in my clothe. They didn't fit too well, but as long as he didn't touch my undergarments, I was a happy burrito.
"Vanessa, what are you doing in my clothes?"
"Idunno. What are you doing in mine?"
"All of mine have been stolen and replaced with this." He looked down at the outfit and made a face.
"Hye, me too! Except I ended up with your clothes." I examined Aragorn more closely. "Why does your butt look better in those jeans then mine?!"
He rolled his eyes and went into my room to retrieve his "lost" clothes. After that he went into his and did the same with mine.
Once we were both in our own clothes, we went in search of Boromir. He was going to DIE!!
Aragorn pounded on the Steward's door. "Boromir, I know you're in here," he called. "Open up!" (A/N~ To this I can only add."It's the police!!" Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Slowly the large oak door opened a crack. The man laughed nervously. "Umm.good morning. Heh, you two sure are up early."
"Why did you switch our clothes?!" I screamed.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," he said innocently.
Aragorn glared at him.
"Fine! It's because you," he pointed at me, "made me dance with him! AND you made me do it in your dress!"
"SO? You made me wear it first!"
A/N2~ OK, that's about all I want to write for this chapter. I've had major blockage in ideas as you can tell. Anyway, review me, baby! *Rides off into the night taking Aragorn* Yee-haw!
A/N~ I liked the chappie, but whatever, I'm only the typist for this chapter. I thought it was really funny, but then I do have a strange sense of humor. *Shrugs* Oh, well. Review and tell her what you think. Later!
A/N2~ Grr.I got my damn mum caught on the spiral. Arg! I have no idea what to write! *Screams* I've had a hard day.
A/N~ Ohhh. poor Nessie! And the next day was even worse! *huggles poor Nessie*
Me: Why, oh, why won't the internet let me on?!
Boromir: Because it hates you, why else?
Me: OW! Thanks for the ego boost buddy! *Smack!*
Aragorn: Before this goes any further, the girls own nothing, although Christy is an Elf Goddess and must be worshiped by all!
Me: *Smacks Boromir again for good measure* Awww.. thanks Aragorn.
Aragorn: You're welcome.
"Alex," I begged. "Will you please switch places with Jack?" I had been pleading with him for a while to move away from me and be exchanged for someone "cool".
"Why?"
"Because I don't like you!" I screamed.
"Tell him how you really feel, Vanessa," Boromir laughed.
I just rolled my eyes and proceeded to get Alex to move, which he finally did after 20 minutes.
Jack soon occupied Alex's seat and I moved in on my prey. I squeezed his shoulders and squealed, "I wuv this man!"
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey!" the colonel exclaimed. "No need to get all toughy- feely over here."
"Sorry," I mumbled my apology. I glanced at Aragorn who was shooting death glares at Jack. Hehehe; a jealous future King.
Soon everyone dug into their food and chowed down. That was, of course, with the exception of SG-1 as Carter had to "analyze" the food. When she was done the other members of the team ate.
"And then I said to him, "Go get your own wine!" Drunken Elf #3 laughed to Teal'c. The man took a swig of wine, slammed the glass down, and chuckled some more.
The Jaffa reised an eyebrow at the elf. "I do not see how your story is funny," he stated. Teal'c then turned to Maj. Carter and said, "These people are very strange while intoxicated."
Dinner was eaten and cleared away within a timeframe of about 2 hours. The whole time I saw Boromir look at me, then at Aragorn and snicker.
"I finally grew aggrivated enough and yelled, "What is your problem?!"
"I'm just thinking about something," he replied.
I gasped. "You? Thinking? Since when did this happen? Someone, alert the media; Boromir can think!"
He glared at me. "That just makes everything all the more sweet."
Needless to say, I was quite a confused little person after that comment. What was going to be sweet? I hadn't done anything to him all night. Oh, wait, there was that whole dress thing. Uh-oh.
"Aragorn," I whined. "He's scaring me. I keep half expecting him to shed his mask and become Sauron himself."
"I hardly expect that to happen," he replied nonchalant.
"Alright, well if you wake up with my severed head lying on your pillow, you know who to blame." (A/N2~ Ooo. I'm using big words!)
He laughed then started a conversation with the mass murderer. Men, I will never understand them.
.~*~.
*Somewhere, where the Stargate is*
The gate powered up and a giant tidal wave surged from what was once empty space. Then, out of the "water", a creature walked through.
One of the guards drew his sword and attacked whilest the other guarded the door to ensure that it did not escape into the city. Within minutes the monster was slain.
"Go tell the king about this," Guard #1 said.
.~*~.
The doors to the banquet hall burst open and a man rushed towards Aragorn. He whispered something to him, waited for his reply and left.
"Jack?" he asked. "Could we speak outside for a moment?"
The colonel looked to Carter, shrugged, and followed my HASRWANB outside. "What seems to be the big problem?"
"Only moments ago, some monster came through the ring in which you and your companions came through. I want to know what it was and if it is going to be a threat to my people."
Jack thought about it for a moment. "An Unas, maybe? I dunno. If it's dead I don't see what the whole deal is."
"The 'deal is', it just attacked two of my guards!" Aragorn said, his voice rising as well as his temper.
"Ooo.someone's getting' chewed," I laughed. "Let's go listen in!" My friends and I lept from the table and crept towards the men.
"Look, buddy, I don't know what to tell you about the Unas. If you don't want them coming again, if they do, just bury the gate and shove a coverstone over it," Jack explained.
"My men will get on it in the morning."
"After SG-1 leaves, right?" Kitty asked. "Otherwise they're stuck here for a while." (A/N~ Good job, Kitty! Blow our cover! LOL!)
The two men whipped their attention towards the hell only to see us four girls and Alex peeking out the door. They looked surprised to say the least.
"Get back inside!" Aragorn yelled.
We all scrambled back to the table, closing the door behind us. "Sheesh, what crawled up his butt and died?" Christy asked.
.~*~.
The next morning I woke up with a spliting headache. "Damn elvish wine," I mumbled as I made my way to the closet. I opened the doors and was quite surprised to see that all my clothes were gone.and had been replaced with Aragorn's.
"I looked around the room. No, it was definately my room. There was no naked Aragorn on my bed so that meant he had not moved rooms either.
"BOROMIR!!!" I heard Aragorn cry from across the hall.
Wanting to see what all the comotion was about, I hastily threw on one of the outfits and went out into the hallway.
There, standing, was Aragorn.in my clothe. They didn't fit too well, but as long as he didn't touch my undergarments, I was a happy burrito.
"Vanessa, what are you doing in my clothes?"
"Idunno. What are you doing in mine?"
"All of mine have been stolen and replaced with this." He looked down at the outfit and made a face.
"Hye, me too! Except I ended up with your clothes." I examined Aragorn more closely. "Why does your butt look better in those jeans then mine?!"
He rolled his eyes and went into my room to retrieve his "lost" clothes. After that he went into his and did the same with mine.
Once we were both in our own clothes, we went in search of Boromir. He was going to DIE!!
Aragorn pounded on the Steward's door. "Boromir, I know you're in here," he called. "Open up!" (A/N~ To this I can only add."It's the police!!" Sorry, couldn't resist.)
Slowly the large oak door opened a crack. The man laughed nervously. "Umm.good morning. Heh, you two sure are up early."
"Why did you switch our clothes?!" I screamed.
"I have no idea what you're talking about," he said innocently.
Aragorn glared at him.
"Fine! It's because you," he pointed at me, "made me dance with him! AND you made me do it in your dress!"
"SO? You made me wear it first!"
A/N2~ OK, that's about all I want to write for this chapter. I've had major blockage in ideas as you can tell. Anyway, review me, baby! *Rides off into the night taking Aragorn* Yee-haw!
A/N~ I liked the chappie, but whatever, I'm only the typist for this chapter. I thought it was really funny, but then I do have a strange sense of humor. *Shrugs* Oh, well. Review and tell her what you think. Later!