Chapter 6: "The Green Jell-O incident?"
A/N~ (Vanessa) Well, I hope you're happy: I'm doing this instead of my Speech homework. So appreciate this, dammit! Awww.screw it, I'm going to sleep. Oh, and I spilled Rain Maker on my hands; it stained.
A/N2~ (Christy) Interesting title, is it not? Hehehehe! I don't got nothin' to write here, so it's disclaimer time!
Me: *Starts music* OK, boys; take it away!
Aragorn & Boromir: *Singing* Oooooooh, Christy and Vanessa they don't own a thing! They really wish they did because then they'd--what?! Ack!!!!
Me: *stops music* *cackles* You like my lyrics?
Boromir: *Looks scared* Not really!
Aragorn: Meep!
Me: *Cackles more* Oh, well. Tis your problem.
"Food!!" Kitty squealed as she broke into a mad dash for the dinner table. "Oh, sweet, glorious food!"
It was later that evening, like say 8, and dinner was about ready to be served. It had been a long day for everyone it seems. Legolas and Daniel's new "friendship", Christy and Haldir's, well.I'll leave that to your imagination and Aragorn's "Kingly duties" that I "watched".
Aragorn and I entered from one of the side doors and, yeah, he looked like a sex god. It took all of my self-control not to glomp him right there on the spot.
Anyway, leaving that subject.SG-1 strolled (yes, strolled) in and they each calmly took their spot. They had on those really savvy hats that they were on missions.
"Where do you get those hats?" I asked. "Army Surplus?"
"SGC," Sam replied.
"Oh. And from Houston, how long of a drive would that be?"
"It's classified," Jack retorted.
"Oh. Well, can I buy one from you? It can't cost that much." I started reaching for my wallet (don't ask me where I got it from).
"You can't have one," Jack replied.
"But I'm willing to pay. Besides, my tax dollars have already paid for it; therefore it's mine!" I reached for Jack's hat but he swatted me away.
"Oy, crazy woman, go away!" he cried.
Surprisingly enough, Carter said nothing throughout the little scene. Maybe because she was too busy staring at a certain Steward to notice.
This did not go unnoticed by Daniel. "Sam? Saaaaaaaam?" he called, waving a hand in front of her eyes. "Earth to Samantha."
She blinked and sprang suddenly back to life. "Huh? What? I missed that."
'See something, or rather someone, interesting down there, Sam?" Daniel asked with a twinkle in his eyes.
"No, no, I was umm.thinking. Thinking about going home. I think I left the oven on."
"Carter," Jack said. "You don't cook. I've been to your house, tried your cooking, and, miraculously, I'm still alive." Jack leaned towards Sam. "Care to tell what you found so interesting down there?"
"No."
"Oh, come on, Carter. You know I can keep a secret."
She gave the colonel a disbelieving look and shook her head. "Like the Jell- o incident?"
"Now that was an accident!" Jack cried.
"You told the whole base about how I have 15 boxes of green Jell-o in my pantry, sir! I don't think it was an accident."
"Oh." Jack decided to try a different approach. "Carter.I wuv you." At this point he trued the Puppy-dog Pout and rested his head on her arm, looking up at her.
"Come on, Sam," Daniel said softly. "Can you deny the look on his face?" He pointed at Jack to demonstrate his point. (A/N~ *tap, tap, tap!* Ah, the slash writers are at it again; I just know it!)
"You men are hopeless," she mumbled and went back to eating her unidentifiable food.
"Well, that went well," Col. O'Neill said sarcastically.
.~*~.
"So, did you guys have fun today?" I asked. Actually, I really didn't care much about how their day went; I just wanted to make conversation.
"Yeah, I think so," Courtney said. "Although, I had to save Kitty today."
"Hmm," I commented. Then it registered in my mind what she was hinting at. "So what happened?"
"Well, our married, pregnant friend, Kitty here, decided that she wanted to "help" Daniel out with his work today. And, well, that caused a big commotion."
Legolas and Daniel remained impassive during Court's mini-rant and Kitty happily munched on her food. Legolas did, though, glare at Daniel and put an arm around Kit's waist.
"Wow," I said calmly. "And you, Christy?" I asked, turning to my friend.
"Let's just say that I have a new love for chess," she replied. I noticed that Haldir blushed, which is something no elf should do. Hmm. can somebody say 'investigative report'?
"And did you have fun too, Haldir?" I asked, wriggling my eyebrows at him. This, in turn, got me a desired effect.
His face flushed again. His voice cracked slightly as he opened his mouth to answer, "Yes." (Christy: *looks innocent* I dunno what Vanessa's writing about!)
"Right." (A/N~ OK, too tired to write. G'night.)
"So, Vanessa, did you enjoy "helping" Aragorn with his "kingly duties" today?" Christy asked laughing slightly. Of course she knew we did anything but work.
I looked over at Aragorn who was talking, well, trying to at least, with Merry, and nodded. "Oh, yeah." I grinned.
.~*~.
After dinner, as everyone was getting up to leave, Aragorn announced that he had a question to ask of everyone. "It has been brought to my attention that tomorrow they will be decorating for the coronation. And since I, well we, will not be needed, I thought we'd go camping."
"Camping?" Teal'c asked.
"Yeah, yeah, it's real fun," Jack stated. "Will there be any fishing included?" he asked hopefully.
"NO!" Teal'c cried, remembering his 1st experience fishing and shivered slightly. "O'Neill, I don not think it wise to fish."
"Oh, fine; didn't bring my pole anyway."
"Yay, camping!" Court exclaimed. "Wait, are there going to be bugs? I hate bugs."
Christy and I were too busy thinking about who were going to be our "tent buddies" to really notice what all was going on around us. Ooo.I hope it's Aragorn.Yummy.
A/N~ My gods, Vanessa! What a crappy chapter! Oh well, not my problem now is it? Hehe. Anyway, I set it up for you Christy and left you a hint as to who I want as my "buddy". Oh, and don't forget to REVIEW!!! We like that.
A/N2~ Hehe. And Nessie, that was not crappy! You left a hint as to who you want your buddy to be, huh? Couldn't tell; I think she wants Gim-Gim for a buddy. What do y'all think? *giggles* And, yes, we DO like reviews! It makes me feel special to open my inbox and see that we have reviews. BTW, thanx all who have reviewed (I need to get on the net to see, but currently am not, so ya know)!
A/N~ (Vanessa) Well, I hope you're happy: I'm doing this instead of my Speech homework. So appreciate this, dammit! Awww.screw it, I'm going to sleep. Oh, and I spilled Rain Maker on my hands; it stained.
A/N2~ (Christy) Interesting title, is it not? Hehehehe! I don't got nothin' to write here, so it's disclaimer time!
Me: *Starts music* OK, boys; take it away!
Aragorn & Boromir: *Singing* Oooooooh, Christy and Vanessa they don't own a thing! They really wish they did because then they'd--what?! Ack!!!!
Me: *stops music* *cackles* You like my lyrics?
Boromir: *Looks scared* Not really!
Aragorn: Meep!
Me: *Cackles more* Oh, well. Tis your problem.
"Food!!" Kitty squealed as she broke into a mad dash for the dinner table. "Oh, sweet, glorious food!"
It was later that evening, like say 8, and dinner was about ready to be served. It had been a long day for everyone it seems. Legolas and Daniel's new "friendship", Christy and Haldir's, well.I'll leave that to your imagination and Aragorn's "Kingly duties" that I "watched".
Aragorn and I entered from one of the side doors and, yeah, he looked like a sex god. It took all of my self-control not to glomp him right there on the spot.
Anyway, leaving that subject.SG-1 strolled (yes, strolled) in and they each calmly took their spot. They had on those really savvy hats that they were on missions.
"Where do you get those hats?" I asked. "Army Surplus?"
"SGC," Sam replied.
"Oh. And from Houston, how long of a drive would that be?"
"It's classified," Jack retorted.
"Oh. Well, can I buy one from you? It can't cost that much." I started reaching for my wallet (don't ask me where I got it from).
"You can't have one," Jack replied.
"But I'm willing to pay. Besides, my tax dollars have already paid for it; therefore it's mine!" I reached for Jack's hat but he swatted me away.
"Oy, crazy woman, go away!" he cried.
Surprisingly enough, Carter said nothing throughout the little scene. Maybe because she was too busy staring at a certain Steward to notice.
This did not go unnoticed by Daniel. "Sam? Saaaaaaaam?" he called, waving a hand in front of her eyes. "Earth to Samantha."
She blinked and sprang suddenly back to life. "Huh? What? I missed that."
'See something, or rather someone, interesting down there, Sam?" Daniel asked with a twinkle in his eyes.
"No, no, I was umm.thinking. Thinking about going home. I think I left the oven on."
"Carter," Jack said. "You don't cook. I've been to your house, tried your cooking, and, miraculously, I'm still alive." Jack leaned towards Sam. "Care to tell what you found so interesting down there?"
"No."
"Oh, come on, Carter. You know I can keep a secret."
She gave the colonel a disbelieving look and shook her head. "Like the Jell- o incident?"
"Now that was an accident!" Jack cried.
"You told the whole base about how I have 15 boxes of green Jell-o in my pantry, sir! I don't think it was an accident."
"Oh." Jack decided to try a different approach. "Carter.I wuv you." At this point he trued the Puppy-dog Pout and rested his head on her arm, looking up at her.
"Come on, Sam," Daniel said softly. "Can you deny the look on his face?" He pointed at Jack to demonstrate his point. (A/N~ *tap, tap, tap!* Ah, the slash writers are at it again; I just know it!)
"You men are hopeless," she mumbled and went back to eating her unidentifiable food.
"Well, that went well," Col. O'Neill said sarcastically.
.~*~.
"So, did you guys have fun today?" I asked. Actually, I really didn't care much about how their day went; I just wanted to make conversation.
"Yeah, I think so," Courtney said. "Although, I had to save Kitty today."
"Hmm," I commented. Then it registered in my mind what she was hinting at. "So what happened?"
"Well, our married, pregnant friend, Kitty here, decided that she wanted to "help" Daniel out with his work today. And, well, that caused a big commotion."
Legolas and Daniel remained impassive during Court's mini-rant and Kitty happily munched on her food. Legolas did, though, glare at Daniel and put an arm around Kit's waist.
"Wow," I said calmly. "And you, Christy?" I asked, turning to my friend.
"Let's just say that I have a new love for chess," she replied. I noticed that Haldir blushed, which is something no elf should do. Hmm. can somebody say 'investigative report'?
"And did you have fun too, Haldir?" I asked, wriggling my eyebrows at him. This, in turn, got me a desired effect.
His face flushed again. His voice cracked slightly as he opened his mouth to answer, "Yes." (Christy: *looks innocent* I dunno what Vanessa's writing about!)
"Right." (A/N~ OK, too tired to write. G'night.)
"So, Vanessa, did you enjoy "helping" Aragorn with his "kingly duties" today?" Christy asked laughing slightly. Of course she knew we did anything but work.
I looked over at Aragorn who was talking, well, trying to at least, with Merry, and nodded. "Oh, yeah." I grinned.
.~*~.
After dinner, as everyone was getting up to leave, Aragorn announced that he had a question to ask of everyone. "It has been brought to my attention that tomorrow they will be decorating for the coronation. And since I, well we, will not be needed, I thought we'd go camping."
"Camping?" Teal'c asked.
"Yeah, yeah, it's real fun," Jack stated. "Will there be any fishing included?" he asked hopefully.
"NO!" Teal'c cried, remembering his 1st experience fishing and shivered slightly. "O'Neill, I don not think it wise to fish."
"Oh, fine; didn't bring my pole anyway."
"Yay, camping!" Court exclaimed. "Wait, are there going to be bugs? I hate bugs."
Christy and I were too busy thinking about who were going to be our "tent buddies" to really notice what all was going on around us. Ooo.I hope it's Aragorn.Yummy.
A/N~ My gods, Vanessa! What a crappy chapter! Oh well, not my problem now is it? Hehe. Anyway, I set it up for you Christy and left you a hint as to who I want as my "buddy". Oh, and don't forget to REVIEW!!! We like that.
A/N2~ Hehe. And Nessie, that was not crappy! You left a hint as to who you want your buddy to be, huh? Couldn't tell; I think she wants Gim-Gim for a buddy. What do y'all think? *giggles* And, yes, we DO like reviews! It makes me feel special to open my inbox and see that we have reviews. BTW, thanx all who have reviewed (I need to get on the net to see, but currently am not, so ya know)!