Chapter 7: Truth or dare?
A/N~ For once I actually know what I want to do in this chapter (for the most part) and how I want to do it. Whoo! Go me! I'm hungry. Sorry, that was random. Moving on.
Aragorn: I'm hungry.
Boromir: I want a cookie.
Me: I want to own LotR, but that obviously isn't happening, so you can forget it.
Aragorn & Boromir: *poutz*
"Does anyone have bug spray?!" Courtney asked as she smacked another mosquito-like creature. The elves laughed while Aragorn, our resident Ranger, looked amused.
"'Bug spray'?" he asked. "What's 'bug spray'?"
"Awww." Courtney groaned.
"Wait!" Sam said digging in one of SG-1's packs. "Aha! Found it! Here Courtney." Sam threw a can of bug spray to Court.
"Yea!" Court squealed and started spaying away happily.
"OK, let's get the tents set up," Aragorn instructed.
"Ummm.slight problem here," Vanessa spoke up. "Christy, Courtney, Alex, and I are city slickers who don't know how to pitch a tent, and Kitty's pregnant so she can't help right now. Sorry." She shrugged, but everyone could tell from the tone of her voice that she wasn't really sorry. Of course, neither was I; we got to watch the muscle flex! (*giggles*)
Aragorn sighed and while the others pitched the tents the five of us who either didn't know how to or were pregnant, set up the camp site, ya know, where the fire and all that jazz goes. It wasn't that bad; we were all sharing tents with someone who knew how to set 'em up, except for Alex, but Gandalf ever-so-kindly decided to put his tent up for him. Humph, gay old wizard trying to get on Alex's good side; why?
When all the tents were pitched (they were in a circle around the campfire), Aragorn lit a fire and we all sat around it.
"So." Jack broke the silence. "Anyone know any good ghost stories?"
"NO!!" Sam mouthed, made a cutting motion at her throat and shook her head.
"No," everyone chorused. "Sorry."
"I saw that, Carter," Jack said menacingly, leaning towards her.
"I'm sorry, sir," she said innocently. "I have no idea what you're talking about." Jack just rolled his eyes.
"Let's play 'Truth or Dare' and get drunk off our asses!" I suggested.
"Sounds good to me!" Vanessa replied, breaking out the alcohol.
"What is this 'Truth or Dare'?" Samwise asked.
"You'll find out," Kitty laughed.
.~*~.
"Chris.ty." Vanessa slurred a while later. "Tru.th.da.oh.pick!"
"Trut.h!" I slurred back. I heard a bunch of giggles around the fire.
"If you.couldhave.on.thingin.theworld." she fought to get out her question. ".what.would.itbe?"
"Hmm." I thought and ended up falling into Haldir, who was seated next to me. He looked at me and Vanessa and muttered, "Drunk humans." He smiled as he helped me back up.
"The.world!" I cried and added as an after thought, "and.everyman.init.tobe.myper.son.al.sex.slave!" I giggled insanely, joined by the other girls cackling along.
"Ok." Jack declared. "That's.it! I'm.moving back.to.Edoras!" This brought more giggles from everyone. (A/N~ Not Edoras in Rohan, the world that he got trapped on in "100 Days", sorry for any confusion.)
We were all still seated in our circle, but people had kinda migrated, forgetting entirely about the game. Sam was sitting next to Boromir, openly flirting; I doubt she would have done that if they hadn't both been inebriated. Pippin and Courtney had stopped talking and started making out, forgetting that they were in a public place. The other three hobbits looked pretty close to passing out. Nessa and Aragorn were a mix of Court and Pippin and the other three hobbits; they were making out but looked close to passing out. Teal'c was telling more Jaffa jokes, cracking up and then asking why Jack and Daniel weren't laughing. Jack and Daniel weren't listening to T, they were on the ground arm wrestling (Jack had finally convinced a very wasted Daniel that they should arm wrestle). Kitty and Leggy were watching them/talking while Kitty leaning against Legolas. Gimli and Gandalf were talking about who-knows-what (and who really wants to know?). Alex sat looking overwhelmed at what was happening around him. Haldir and I were snuggled next to each other while I fought to stay awake.
Soon everyone looked like they were ready to fall asleep where they sat.
"Who's taking first watch?" Jack, ever the military man, asked. (Here, Vanessa has volunteered in our notebook, and I quote, "Me! At Aragorn's arse!" *rolls eyes*)
"Jack," Aragorn answered. "I'm the soon-to-be King of Men, Boromir is the Steward of Gondor, and Legolas is the Prince of Mirkwood. Do you think they'd really let us go off without a guard? Besides that, I'm a Ranger, Haldir is a March warden in addition to being an elf, along with Legolas; we'd know if someone was coming before they came/"
"Ok," Jack agreed. "Sounds good."
We all stood up and got ready to go to bed. Courtney didn't even stop to say good-night; she just dragged a still drunk Pippin into their tent.
"Whoo! Court's gonna get some hobbit ass tonight!" I muttered so only Kitty and Vanessa could hear me because Daniel was standing right in front of us.
"Yeah, well," Vanessa replied. "She can have him. I'd rather get some of this ass!" She grabbed what she thought was Aragorn's butt. Instead it was Sam's. (Don't kill me! It was all Kit's and Court's idea!)
"Vanessa!" Sam cried and jumped away, looking at Nessie funny.
"OMG!! I so did NOT mean to do that!" she tried explaining.
"Sure, Vanessa," Aragorn said walking up.
"I really didn't!" she said hugging him. "This is the ass I meant to grab!" She grabbed his butt hard to prove her point. She giggled as Aragorn whispered something in her ear and they started to walk away.
I turned and started talking to Kitty and Daniel.
"Hey, Daniel," Kitty said. "I forgot my book where I was sitting. Will you get it for me? It's right behind you."
"Sure," he said and turned around to pick up the book. I pretended like I was gonna slap his bum, but (no pun intended) stopped short. Kitty had other plans though and hit my hand so that it impacted. I looked at her horror-stricken and ran off before he turned around.
Daniel just as quickly whirled around and looked at Kitty, obviously afraid that Legolas had seen Kitty slap his butt.
"I didn't do it!" Kitty protested. "I swear!"
"Ok, whatever you say," Daniel told her, handing her the book before quickly retreating to his tent, afraid that he'd wake up with an arrow 'rammed up' his arse.
.~*~.
When I ran from Kitty and Daniel, I went looking for Haldir.
"Hey hot stuff (Don't ask; I don't know)," I said coming up behind him.
"Hey baby," he replied. "Whatcha doing?"
"Nothing," I yawned. "I'm ready to go to bed. Which tent's ours?"
"I'll come with you. I'm rather tired myself," he replied and led me to our tent where we promptly fell asleep.
.~*~.
"Morning," Daniel greeted as Haldir and I walked into camp. He handed me a cup of coffee.
"Thanks for the coffee," I said taking a drink. As I enjoyed my coffee I watched everyone else. It seemed Haldir and I were the last ones up, except for Alex.
"That's not fair; if I have to be up, so does he!" I pouted and moved over towards his tent. "Hey! Alex! Get up!" I hit the side of the tent.
"Uhhhh." was all I heard, but it didn't sound like Alex. "What's all the commotion out here?"
"Brittany?!" Vanessa, Kitty, and Courtney squealed as our friend emerged from Alex's tent. "Where'd you come from?"
"I don't know," she replied just as confused. "I went to bed last night and I woke up here."
I looked into the tent. "And Alex is gone so you must have switched somehow."
"Yea! We're all here and Alex is gone!" Vanessa cried and did her "squirrel dance".
"Oh, great!" I heard Jack mutter. "Not another one of them!"
A/N~ Sorry for the length, I don't know what the fudge I was on when I wrote this chapter. Guh! What possesses me to write long chapters? But I'm done! Whoo! The Truth or Dare question came from a quizilla.com quiz. Your turn, Ness. *tags her and runs off with Haldir*
Princess Evenstar- I got the list of ways you know you've seen FotR too many times at stupidring.com. The exactly link Have fun!
A/N~ For once I actually know what I want to do in this chapter (for the most part) and how I want to do it. Whoo! Go me! I'm hungry. Sorry, that was random. Moving on.
Aragorn: I'm hungry.
Boromir: I want a cookie.
Me: I want to own LotR, but that obviously isn't happening, so you can forget it.
Aragorn & Boromir: *poutz*
"Does anyone have bug spray?!" Courtney asked as she smacked another mosquito-like creature. The elves laughed while Aragorn, our resident Ranger, looked amused.
"'Bug spray'?" he asked. "What's 'bug spray'?"
"Awww." Courtney groaned.
"Wait!" Sam said digging in one of SG-1's packs. "Aha! Found it! Here Courtney." Sam threw a can of bug spray to Court.
"Yea!" Court squealed and started spaying away happily.
"OK, let's get the tents set up," Aragorn instructed.
"Ummm.slight problem here," Vanessa spoke up. "Christy, Courtney, Alex, and I are city slickers who don't know how to pitch a tent, and Kitty's pregnant so she can't help right now. Sorry." She shrugged, but everyone could tell from the tone of her voice that she wasn't really sorry. Of course, neither was I; we got to watch the muscle flex! (*giggles*)
Aragorn sighed and while the others pitched the tents the five of us who either didn't know how to or were pregnant, set up the camp site, ya know, where the fire and all that jazz goes. It wasn't that bad; we were all sharing tents with someone who knew how to set 'em up, except for Alex, but Gandalf ever-so-kindly decided to put his tent up for him. Humph, gay old wizard trying to get on Alex's good side; why?
When all the tents were pitched (they were in a circle around the campfire), Aragorn lit a fire and we all sat around it.
"So." Jack broke the silence. "Anyone know any good ghost stories?"
"NO!!" Sam mouthed, made a cutting motion at her throat and shook her head.
"No," everyone chorused. "Sorry."
"I saw that, Carter," Jack said menacingly, leaning towards her.
"I'm sorry, sir," she said innocently. "I have no idea what you're talking about." Jack just rolled his eyes.
"Let's play 'Truth or Dare' and get drunk off our asses!" I suggested.
"Sounds good to me!" Vanessa replied, breaking out the alcohol.
"What is this 'Truth or Dare'?" Samwise asked.
"You'll find out," Kitty laughed.
.~*~.
"Chris.ty." Vanessa slurred a while later. "Tru.th.da.oh.pick!"
"Trut.h!" I slurred back. I heard a bunch of giggles around the fire.
"If you.couldhave.on.thingin.theworld." she fought to get out her question. ".what.would.itbe?"
"Hmm." I thought and ended up falling into Haldir, who was seated next to me. He looked at me and Vanessa and muttered, "Drunk humans." He smiled as he helped me back up.
"The.world!" I cried and added as an after thought, "and.everyman.init.tobe.myper.son.al.sex.slave!" I giggled insanely, joined by the other girls cackling along.
"Ok." Jack declared. "That's.it! I'm.moving back.to.Edoras!" This brought more giggles from everyone. (A/N~ Not Edoras in Rohan, the world that he got trapped on in "100 Days", sorry for any confusion.)
We were all still seated in our circle, but people had kinda migrated, forgetting entirely about the game. Sam was sitting next to Boromir, openly flirting; I doubt she would have done that if they hadn't both been inebriated. Pippin and Courtney had stopped talking and started making out, forgetting that they were in a public place. The other three hobbits looked pretty close to passing out. Nessa and Aragorn were a mix of Court and Pippin and the other three hobbits; they were making out but looked close to passing out. Teal'c was telling more Jaffa jokes, cracking up and then asking why Jack and Daniel weren't laughing. Jack and Daniel weren't listening to T, they were on the ground arm wrestling (Jack had finally convinced a very wasted Daniel that they should arm wrestle). Kitty and Leggy were watching them/talking while Kitty leaning against Legolas. Gimli and Gandalf were talking about who-knows-what (and who really wants to know?). Alex sat looking overwhelmed at what was happening around him. Haldir and I were snuggled next to each other while I fought to stay awake.
Soon everyone looked like they were ready to fall asleep where they sat.
"Who's taking first watch?" Jack, ever the military man, asked. (Here, Vanessa has volunteered in our notebook, and I quote, "Me! At Aragorn's arse!" *rolls eyes*)
"Jack," Aragorn answered. "I'm the soon-to-be King of Men, Boromir is the Steward of Gondor, and Legolas is the Prince of Mirkwood. Do you think they'd really let us go off without a guard? Besides that, I'm a Ranger, Haldir is a March warden in addition to being an elf, along with Legolas; we'd know if someone was coming before they came/"
"Ok," Jack agreed. "Sounds good."
We all stood up and got ready to go to bed. Courtney didn't even stop to say good-night; she just dragged a still drunk Pippin into their tent.
"Whoo! Court's gonna get some hobbit ass tonight!" I muttered so only Kitty and Vanessa could hear me because Daniel was standing right in front of us.
"Yeah, well," Vanessa replied. "She can have him. I'd rather get some of this ass!" She grabbed what she thought was Aragorn's butt. Instead it was Sam's. (Don't kill me! It was all Kit's and Court's idea!)
"Vanessa!" Sam cried and jumped away, looking at Nessie funny.
"OMG!! I so did NOT mean to do that!" she tried explaining.
"Sure, Vanessa," Aragorn said walking up.
"I really didn't!" she said hugging him. "This is the ass I meant to grab!" She grabbed his butt hard to prove her point. She giggled as Aragorn whispered something in her ear and they started to walk away.
I turned and started talking to Kitty and Daniel.
"Hey, Daniel," Kitty said. "I forgot my book where I was sitting. Will you get it for me? It's right behind you."
"Sure," he said and turned around to pick up the book. I pretended like I was gonna slap his bum, but (no pun intended) stopped short. Kitty had other plans though and hit my hand so that it impacted. I looked at her horror-stricken and ran off before he turned around.
Daniel just as quickly whirled around and looked at Kitty, obviously afraid that Legolas had seen Kitty slap his butt.
"I didn't do it!" Kitty protested. "I swear!"
"Ok, whatever you say," Daniel told her, handing her the book before quickly retreating to his tent, afraid that he'd wake up with an arrow 'rammed up' his arse.
.~*~.
When I ran from Kitty and Daniel, I went looking for Haldir.
"Hey hot stuff (Don't ask; I don't know)," I said coming up behind him.
"Hey baby," he replied. "Whatcha doing?"
"Nothing," I yawned. "I'm ready to go to bed. Which tent's ours?"
"I'll come with you. I'm rather tired myself," he replied and led me to our tent where we promptly fell asleep.
.~*~.
"Morning," Daniel greeted as Haldir and I walked into camp. He handed me a cup of coffee.
"Thanks for the coffee," I said taking a drink. As I enjoyed my coffee I watched everyone else. It seemed Haldir and I were the last ones up, except for Alex.
"That's not fair; if I have to be up, so does he!" I pouted and moved over towards his tent. "Hey! Alex! Get up!" I hit the side of the tent.
"Uhhhh." was all I heard, but it didn't sound like Alex. "What's all the commotion out here?"
"Brittany?!" Vanessa, Kitty, and Courtney squealed as our friend emerged from Alex's tent. "Where'd you come from?"
"I don't know," she replied just as confused. "I went to bed last night and I woke up here."
I looked into the tent. "And Alex is gone so you must have switched somehow."
"Yea! We're all here and Alex is gone!" Vanessa cried and did her "squirrel dance".
"Oh, great!" I heard Jack mutter. "Not another one of them!"
A/N~ Sorry for the length, I don't know what the fudge I was on when I wrote this chapter. Guh! What possesses me to write long chapters? But I'm done! Whoo! The Truth or Dare question came from a quizilla.com quiz. Your turn, Ness. *tags her and runs off with Haldir*
Princess Evenstar- I got the list of ways you know you've seen FotR too many times at stupidring.com. The exactly link Have fun!