Chapter 11: Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
A/N~ Well you should know what happens in the coronation because either you've seen movies or you've read the books, although they are *coughs* slightly different, therefore I won't go into much detail. BTW, I wrote this before I saw the movie so I was under the impression that the crown would have the wings on it like in the books; keep that in mind for later.
Aragorn: I demand you stop this! I am the King after all.
Me: *glarez* Not yet, you're not! And NO I will NOT stop!
Boromir: Please? Pretty please with Haldir on top? *Shudders at the thought*
Me: Hmm...while I must admit it is tempting, NOPE!
Both: *make puppy dog face*
Me: Not working! *Keeps reading Aragorn/Boromir slash* (Hehe! I couldn't resist! I thought it was funny! *Duckz rotten tomatoes thrown at her*)
Haldir and I strolled to our spot where we were to stand for the coronation. I looked absolutely gorgeous as usual, I mean...Come on, I always look beau—
Vanessa: *Coughs*
OK, yeah, I looked as bad as usual, but I felt pretty! (*giggles*) Haldir had braided my hair in those awesome elvish braids and Legolas had done Kitty's hair for her. Neither of us really cared seeing as it's hair, but hey, whatever stirs their coffee. I was once again wearing a purple dress and Kitty had her green one, slightly paler than Nessa's. Speaking of Nessa...where was she? Oh well...the elves were all dressed up too; Legolas in his royal Mirkwood-ian grab, Haldir in all his marchwarden splendor. ^.^ Everyone else was standing with us in our designated area. Gim-Gim couldn't see from he'd been placed though.
"You could have picked a better spot!" he grumbled.
"Shall I describe it to you or would you like me to find you a box?" Legolas asked smirking. (OK, if you don't know where that's from you need help! ^.^)
Gimli muttered something about 'elves and a fascination with boxes' loud enough for everyone to hear, obviously looking for a laugh. Didn't happen.
"Where are Vanessa and O'Neill?" Teal'c asked, sounding concerned. Well, as much as he ever sounds concerned.
.~*~.
"Jack..." Vanessa whined. "I think we're lost."
"No, no," he replied. "We haven't been this way before, we're not lost."
"I still say we should ask a handmaiden (*giggles* Ian... *giggles*) for directions," she re-iterated.
"But we're not lost!" Jack retorted, trying to keep his ego intact.
(A/N~ OK, I should soooooo be doing (Haldir!) my history review, seeing as it's worth ten points on my test but instead I'm writing.)
30 minutes later...
"See? I told you we weren't lost!" Jack said as he and Vanessa made their way into the courtyard.
"About time you showed up," I teased Nessa. "The coronation is about to begin and look who showed up." I pointed in Brittany's direction.
"I know Brittany's here!" she retorted.
"Look who's standing next to her."
"Oh. Éomer!" she cried. "Yea!"
"Shhh! The coronation's starting," Haldir told us.
.~*~.
"Éomer!" Aragorn cried after he was able to disentangle himself from both the crowd and Vanessa. The two men hugged briefly (it was a manly hug, thankyouverymuch!) and exchanged news from their respective kingdoms. While I was listening to them talk, I felt someone glaring at me. I turned around and saw that it was Haldir.
"What's the matter?" I asked confused as to why he was glaring.
"That was no very nice," he replied enigmatically.
"What 'was not very nice'?" I asked again.
"'Oh, look! I can fly! Think happy thoughts, Elessar!'" He quoted at me.
"Hey! I muttered that under my breath, and you know that I'm a very sarcastic person!" I rolled my eyes! "I didn't mean it!"
"You should show the King of Men the respect he deserves," he retorted. "Go apologize!"
"NO!!" I yelled back and stormed off leaving him flabbergasted. (My volatile temper strikes again!)
"That went well," Jack remarked sarcastically as he walked past Haldir on his way to talk to Sam (Carter).
.~*~.
"Can I help you?" Éomer asked, clearly unsettled by the blonde 15-year-old girl who had been staring at him ever since he had arrived.
"No...I'm good..." Brittany replied dreamily.
"That's...nice..." he said backing away slowly from the sky blue clad girl.
.~*~.
"Aww, crap!" I muttered. "This isn't my room! I'm lost! Well, I guess I might as well try the next door."
Well, the next door wasn't my room either! I sighed and sat down, tired from walking all over the castle.
"Where am I?" I wondered aloud, then realized what the shapes around me were. "Eureka! I've found booze!" (A/N~ I'm really not an alcoholic, but I like acting that I a. I find it funny. *giggles*)
With that exclamation, I found a tankard and started drinking. The fact that I was drinking alone coupled with the fact that I hadn't eaten anything in seemingly ever meant that I was quickly, and thoroughly, inebriated. And when I'm smashed I like to sing.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle, we char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We're rascals and scoundrels and villains and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"
(A/N~ Damn that's a long song! A whole page in MS word!)
"Christy?" I heard someone ask. It didn't register who until I turned around to face the door.
"Oh...hi, Danny!" I exclaimed from my position on the floor. "How are you?"
"Can't complain," he replied. "And I don't have to ask how you are; you're drunk."
"Yep!" I affirmed happily. "Would you like some, Danny?" I offered the tankard to him.
"No...no, thanks; that's ok," he responded and walked towards me. "Let's get back to your room." He reached down to help me up.
"Ah, you're concerned about me!" I squealed (remember- I'm drunk; I act even weirder.) as he pulled me up. I couldn't get my balance after he pulled me up and I crashed into him. "That's shooooo sweet!" I kissed him. He stood there for a minute, but then returned the kiss. (Nessa says "*gasp* Bad nerd!" And I must agree, but more so, *gasp* Bad me! *giggles*)
"Hmm...Haldir..." I moaned, causing Daniel to pull away.
"Uh-oh!" he thought. "I hope e doesn't find out about this!"
"Let's get you back to your room," he re-iterated. Daniel helped me back to my room and into my bed and promptly left. After he left I fell asleep waiting for Haldir to return.
.~*~.
"Mmm..." I stretched and rolled over. "Hey, what are you still doing awake?"
"Just watching you sleep," Haldir replied running his fingers through my hair.
"Hmm...you enjoy watching me snore?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"Amin hiraetha [I'm sorry]," he whispered.
"Me too," I whispered back and snuggled closer to him. "G'nite, Prince Charming."
"G'nite, Sleeping Beauty."
"'Beauty'? Ha!" I snorted and drifted back to sleep.
A/N~ OK, definitely long enough. Probably too long. Too bad. I don't care. ^.~ Well, Nessie, your turn! *skips away humming "Feliz Navidad"* I enjoyed my early Christmas present to me! *giggle* Have fun! ^.~
A/N~ Well you should know what happens in the coronation because either you've seen movies or you've read the books, although they are *coughs* slightly different, therefore I won't go into much detail. BTW, I wrote this before I saw the movie so I was under the impression that the crown would have the wings on it like in the books; keep that in mind for later.
Aragorn: I demand you stop this! I am the King after all.
Me: *glarez* Not yet, you're not! And NO I will NOT stop!
Boromir: Please? Pretty please with Haldir on top? *Shudders at the thought*
Me: Hmm...while I must admit it is tempting, NOPE!
Both: *make puppy dog face*
Me: Not working! *Keeps reading Aragorn/Boromir slash* (Hehe! I couldn't resist! I thought it was funny! *Duckz rotten tomatoes thrown at her*)
Haldir and I strolled to our spot where we were to stand for the coronation. I looked absolutely gorgeous as usual, I mean...Come on, I always look beau—
Vanessa: *Coughs*
OK, yeah, I looked as bad as usual, but I felt pretty! (*giggles*) Haldir had braided my hair in those awesome elvish braids and Legolas had done Kitty's hair for her. Neither of us really cared seeing as it's hair, but hey, whatever stirs their coffee. I was once again wearing a purple dress and Kitty had her green one, slightly paler than Nessa's. Speaking of Nessa...where was she? Oh well...the elves were all dressed up too; Legolas in his royal Mirkwood-ian grab, Haldir in all his marchwarden splendor. ^.^ Everyone else was standing with us in our designated area. Gim-Gim couldn't see from he'd been placed though.
"You could have picked a better spot!" he grumbled.
"Shall I describe it to you or would you like me to find you a box?" Legolas asked smirking. (OK, if you don't know where that's from you need help! ^.^)
Gimli muttered something about 'elves and a fascination with boxes' loud enough for everyone to hear, obviously looking for a laugh. Didn't happen.
"Where are Vanessa and O'Neill?" Teal'c asked, sounding concerned. Well, as much as he ever sounds concerned.
.~*~.
"Jack..." Vanessa whined. "I think we're lost."
"No, no," he replied. "We haven't been this way before, we're not lost."
"I still say we should ask a handmaiden (*giggles* Ian... *giggles*) for directions," she re-iterated.
"But we're not lost!" Jack retorted, trying to keep his ego intact.
(A/N~ OK, I should soooooo be doing (Haldir!) my history review, seeing as it's worth ten points on my test but instead I'm writing.)
30 minutes later...
"See? I told you we weren't lost!" Jack said as he and Vanessa made their way into the courtyard.
"About time you showed up," I teased Nessa. "The coronation is about to begin and look who showed up." I pointed in Brittany's direction.
"I know Brittany's here!" she retorted.
"Look who's standing next to her."
"Oh. Éomer!" she cried. "Yea!"
"Shhh! The coronation's starting," Haldir told us.
.~*~.
"Éomer!" Aragorn cried after he was able to disentangle himself from both the crowd and Vanessa. The two men hugged briefly (it was a manly hug, thankyouverymuch!) and exchanged news from their respective kingdoms. While I was listening to them talk, I felt someone glaring at me. I turned around and saw that it was Haldir.
"What's the matter?" I asked confused as to why he was glaring.
"That was no very nice," he replied enigmatically.
"What 'was not very nice'?" I asked again.
"'Oh, look! I can fly! Think happy thoughts, Elessar!'" He quoted at me.
"Hey! I muttered that under my breath, and you know that I'm a very sarcastic person!" I rolled my eyes! "I didn't mean it!"
"You should show the King of Men the respect he deserves," he retorted. "Go apologize!"
"NO!!" I yelled back and stormed off leaving him flabbergasted. (My volatile temper strikes again!)
"That went well," Jack remarked sarcastically as he walked past Haldir on his way to talk to Sam (Carter).
.~*~.
"Can I help you?" Éomer asked, clearly unsettled by the blonde 15-year-old girl who had been staring at him ever since he had arrived.
"No...I'm good..." Brittany replied dreamily.
"That's...nice..." he said backing away slowly from the sky blue clad girl.
.~*~.
"Aww, crap!" I muttered. "This isn't my room! I'm lost! Well, I guess I might as well try the next door."
Well, the next door wasn't my room either! I sighed and sat down, tired from walking all over the castle.
"Where am I?" I wondered aloud, then realized what the shapes around me were. "Eureka! I've found booze!" (A/N~ I'm really not an alcoholic, but I like acting that I a. I find it funny. *giggles*)
With that exclamation, I found a tankard and started drinking. The fact that I was drinking alone coupled with the fact that I hadn't eaten anything in seemingly ever meant that I was quickly, and thoroughly, inebriated. And when I'm smashed I like to sing.
"Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle, we char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We're rascals and scoundrels and villains and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
We're devils and black sheep and really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties yo ho!
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me!"
(A/N~ Damn that's a long song! A whole page in MS word!)
"Christy?" I heard someone ask. It didn't register who until I turned around to face the door.
"Oh...hi, Danny!" I exclaimed from my position on the floor. "How are you?"
"Can't complain," he replied. "And I don't have to ask how you are; you're drunk."
"Yep!" I affirmed happily. "Would you like some, Danny?" I offered the tankard to him.
"No...no, thanks; that's ok," he responded and walked towards me. "Let's get back to your room." He reached down to help me up.
"Ah, you're concerned about me!" I squealed (remember- I'm drunk; I act even weirder.) as he pulled me up. I couldn't get my balance after he pulled me up and I crashed into him. "That's shooooo sweet!" I kissed him. He stood there for a minute, but then returned the kiss. (Nessa says "*gasp* Bad nerd!" And I must agree, but more so, *gasp* Bad me! *giggles*)
"Hmm...Haldir..." I moaned, causing Daniel to pull away.
"Uh-oh!" he thought. "I hope e doesn't find out about this!"
"Let's get you back to your room," he re-iterated. Daniel helped me back to my room and into my bed and promptly left. After he left I fell asleep waiting for Haldir to return.
.~*~.
"Mmm..." I stretched and rolled over. "Hey, what are you still doing awake?"
"Just watching you sleep," Haldir replied running his fingers through my hair.
"Hmm...you enjoy watching me snore?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"Amin hiraetha [I'm sorry]," he whispered.
"Me too," I whispered back and snuggled closer to him. "G'nite, Prince Charming."
"G'nite, Sleeping Beauty."
"'Beauty'? Ha!" I snorted and drifted back to sleep.
A/N~ OK, definitely long enough. Probably too long. Too bad. I don't care. ^.~ Well, Nessie, your turn! *skips away humming "Feliz Navidad"* I enjoyed my early Christmas present to me! *giggle* Have fun! ^.~