Chapter 15: Haldir—a communist?!
A/N Soooo tired! And chem. is soo boring! And I would NEVER suggest leaving Leggy! Bad Nessie! . I like exclamation points! Whee! giggle Go me! . Oh, and Ness, I added a part as I typed this b/c I realized I didn't do anything about whatever it is Jack borrowed from Daniel in your chapter. Ok, enough.
Disclaimer: We own nothing you see below.
"Oh, well!" Kitty said, suddenly changing her mood. "I'll convince him later! Cap'n Kitty will prevail!"
"Ooookay," I said. "Moooving on. Did you have a nice ride?" I asked as Vanessa put her ice pack back on her fore head (from when she hit the branch).
"Oh, lovely," she replied sarcastically. "And Faramir's an ass. Had to constantly make sure that I knew he was the better rider. Now I'm glad I didn't ask Éomer to ride with me, Mr. I'm-King-of-Rohan-and-have-been- riding-all-my-life!" At the mention of Éomer, Brittany's head popped up.
"What about Éomer?" she asked with an innocent enough tone, but her face said, "Back off biotch! He's mine!"
"I ain't got nothing," Vanessa replied. "But what about you, Britt?"
Brittany grinned. "Well...he's hott!"
"Yes, yes, we know that one! Anything else?" Kitty asked quoting Barbossa from PotC.
"And he's so cute when he's chasing you trying to get you to love him." She grinned even wider. "I don't know how much longer I can string him along. Besides, Guard #47 is married. Can't say I'm too upset; I've got Éomer!!" We all giggled.
..
(A/N Now I have no clue what to do! Arg! So we're gonna eat! .)
"Come on, A'maelamin," Haldir told me. "Dinner starts in five minutes."
"Meh," I replied. "I'm tired. I'll go however fast I feel like." I slowly got up from my chair. "Need caffeine boost."
Haldir retrieved me a coke from my stash. "You can drink it on the way there. Come on."
"Communist," I muttered. "Can't even drink a Coke in peace."
"That's right," he teased.
I just grumbled and drank my coke the rest of the way there.
I sat down in my usual spot only to be sickened. Brittany and Éomer were sitting not too far away cooing 'sweet nothings' at each other. Blegh! Romance? At dinner? That's just wrong!
"Get a room," I mock-shouted at them, just trying to get them to stop. Dinner is my time with the 'food god' and I didn't want it interrupted by puking from listening to them. "There is a time and a place for romance and neither is here or now. Eat! Or the food god shall be angered!" I sat back down and proceeded to worship the 'food god' the best way I know how: eating!
"Caffeine withdrawal," Vanessa explained, seeing the stares I was getting.
"And sleep-deprivation," I added (both are true!). I finished eating and excused myself. "I'm going to sleep! See all of you tomorrow!"
..
(Attention!! New part added here!!)
Jack ripped another paper out of Daniel's notebook and wrote a short note on it. He giggled and left, leaving the note in plain sight.
..
Kitty walked along the passage, trying to calm herself before another verbal sparring match with Legolas over who little Jack would stay with.
She looked down noticing a torn piece of lined paper, a rarity in Gondor. Picking up the paper, she looked around to see if someone had recently dropped it. Seeing no one she couldn't help but read it. The note was written in a straightforward hand and was right to the point. "Rum—this way!!!" it said with an arrow pointing in the direction she had been walking.
"Rum!!! That's the ticket!" she cried and headed forward. She found another note, similarly written, a few feet ahead. She followed this trail to a door that looked, well, like every other door. She opened said door to find...Legolas!!
"Leggy...honey...what are you doing here?" she asked.
"I found a trail of notes saying, 'Miruvor—this way!!' I decided that some miruvor sounded nice right about now, so I followed. What are you doing here?"
"I found the same notes except they said 'Rum!!!'" she replied. "I wonder who wrote the notes, because I see no rum!! Whoever it is, they're walking the plank next time I see them!!"
"We wrote the notes," Jack said as he and Sam stepped into the room. "We heard you two fighting earlier and mentioned it to Aragorn. He suggested this. And, Carter, you owe Daniel another journal."
"Why me?!" she demanded looking outraged.
"Because you might actually pay him back," Jack replied looking innocent and left.
"But, sir!!" Sam cried running after him.
Kitty and Legolas shared a look and set about settling the baby issue. (End new section. Yea!! .)
..
I awoke the next morning to find Haldir gone.
"Damn that elf for being a morning person!" I muttered, stumbling over to my junk food and cokes. "Mmm...ding-dongs and coke for breakfast. I'm such a health nut!" I rolled my eyes.
After I finished my oh-so-healthy breakfast (I'm not a conventional breakfast person). I decided to find Haldir for 2nd breakfast. "I'm such a hobbit," I muttered, amused, to myself. I finally found him on the archery field. I being the non-morning person I am, therefore not thinking, decided to sneak up on him using the Kitty approach.
(A/N I'm sorry if this gets mushy and stuff but I've had a really bad day (and it just started) so I might get mushy. starts crying)
I "snuck" up behind Haldir ready to pounce and—
"Don't even think about it," he warned before letting his arrow fly. Perfect bull's eye, of course. "So you finally decided to get out of bed, hmm?"
"Not really; the sun didn't wanna let me sleep anymore," I complained. "Make her got away!"
"Sorry, not that all-powerful," he said sarcastically.
"Darn," I muttered as I closed my eyes and leaned against him. "I guess I'll forgive you for not being all-powerful, this time."
"Why, thank you," Haldir said mock-serious.
"Shut up and kiss me," I taunted (I told you-bad day).
"Your wish is my command." He set down his bow that he still held and took his quiver off and did as I "commanded". Ooo...yummy elf kiss. I didn't mind being awake so much anymore.
"Better?" he asked.
"Much." I smiled at him. "You know what you could do that would make it even better?"
He looked shocked. "Here? Couldn't we at least go inside?"
"Wha--? Oh!" I realized what he meant. "Not that! At least not right now. I meant that you could teach me archery."
"Oh," he looked chagrinned and a little disappointed. "Then let's find you a bow and some arrows."
"Yea!" I mock-cheered, hoping the search wouldn't take too long.
We quickly found and borrowed, oh stole, Faramir's bow and quiver and began our lesson.
..
(OK! 'Nother new part!)
"Here Daniel," Sam said as she handed him a red leather bound book.
"What's this for?" Daniel asked as he looked at the book.
"Colonel O'Neill asked me to give it to you," Sam replied, trying not to grimace while lying to Daniel. "Aragorn um...gave it to the colonel and he decided that since he owed you a journal, here it is; a genuine Gondor journal."
Daniel grinned at her and thanked the major before marveling at the craftsmanship that went into the book. Sam grinned back and left, hoping Aragorn wouldn't notice the missing book until after SG-1 left, provided they find the DHD anytime soon...
A/N OK, I think I should stop so I can give this to Nessa before the weekend. Have fun, Ness, and get your Aragorn lovin', but not too much! This fic is NOT rated NC-17!! giggles crawls back into bed (to sleep!!!) Later! . Don't forget to review!!
In Tolkien's writings the sun is always considered to be female.
A/N Soooo tired! And chem. is soo boring! And I would NEVER suggest leaving Leggy! Bad Nessie! . I like exclamation points! Whee! giggle Go me! . Oh, and Ness, I added a part as I typed this b/c I realized I didn't do anything about whatever it is Jack borrowed from Daniel in your chapter. Ok, enough.
Disclaimer: We own nothing you see below.
"Oh, well!" Kitty said, suddenly changing her mood. "I'll convince him later! Cap'n Kitty will prevail!"
"Ooookay," I said. "Moooving on. Did you have a nice ride?" I asked as Vanessa put her ice pack back on her fore head (from when she hit the branch).
"Oh, lovely," she replied sarcastically. "And Faramir's an ass. Had to constantly make sure that I knew he was the better rider. Now I'm glad I didn't ask Éomer to ride with me, Mr. I'm-King-of-Rohan-and-have-been- riding-all-my-life!" At the mention of Éomer, Brittany's head popped up.
"What about Éomer?" she asked with an innocent enough tone, but her face said, "Back off biotch! He's mine!"
"I ain't got nothing," Vanessa replied. "But what about you, Britt?"
Brittany grinned. "Well...he's hott!"
"Yes, yes, we know that one! Anything else?" Kitty asked quoting Barbossa from PotC.
"And he's so cute when he's chasing you trying to get you to love him." She grinned even wider. "I don't know how much longer I can string him along. Besides, Guard #47 is married. Can't say I'm too upset; I've got Éomer!!" We all giggled.
..
(A/N Now I have no clue what to do! Arg! So we're gonna eat! .)
"Come on, A'maelamin," Haldir told me. "Dinner starts in five minutes."
"Meh," I replied. "I'm tired. I'll go however fast I feel like." I slowly got up from my chair. "Need caffeine boost."
Haldir retrieved me a coke from my stash. "You can drink it on the way there. Come on."
"Communist," I muttered. "Can't even drink a Coke in peace."
"That's right," he teased.
I just grumbled and drank my coke the rest of the way there.
I sat down in my usual spot only to be sickened. Brittany and Éomer were sitting not too far away cooing 'sweet nothings' at each other. Blegh! Romance? At dinner? That's just wrong!
"Get a room," I mock-shouted at them, just trying to get them to stop. Dinner is my time with the 'food god' and I didn't want it interrupted by puking from listening to them. "There is a time and a place for romance and neither is here or now. Eat! Or the food god shall be angered!" I sat back down and proceeded to worship the 'food god' the best way I know how: eating!
"Caffeine withdrawal," Vanessa explained, seeing the stares I was getting.
"And sleep-deprivation," I added (both are true!). I finished eating and excused myself. "I'm going to sleep! See all of you tomorrow!"
..
(Attention!! New part added here!!)
Jack ripped another paper out of Daniel's notebook and wrote a short note on it. He giggled and left, leaving the note in plain sight.
..
Kitty walked along the passage, trying to calm herself before another verbal sparring match with Legolas over who little Jack would stay with.
She looked down noticing a torn piece of lined paper, a rarity in Gondor. Picking up the paper, she looked around to see if someone had recently dropped it. Seeing no one she couldn't help but read it. The note was written in a straightforward hand and was right to the point. "Rum—this way!!!" it said with an arrow pointing in the direction she had been walking.
"Rum!!! That's the ticket!" she cried and headed forward. She found another note, similarly written, a few feet ahead. She followed this trail to a door that looked, well, like every other door. She opened said door to find...Legolas!!
"Leggy...honey...what are you doing here?" she asked.
"I found a trail of notes saying, 'Miruvor—this way!!' I decided that some miruvor sounded nice right about now, so I followed. What are you doing here?"
"I found the same notes except they said 'Rum!!!'" she replied. "I wonder who wrote the notes, because I see no rum!! Whoever it is, they're walking the plank next time I see them!!"
"We wrote the notes," Jack said as he and Sam stepped into the room. "We heard you two fighting earlier and mentioned it to Aragorn. He suggested this. And, Carter, you owe Daniel another journal."
"Why me?!" she demanded looking outraged.
"Because you might actually pay him back," Jack replied looking innocent and left.
"But, sir!!" Sam cried running after him.
Kitty and Legolas shared a look and set about settling the baby issue. (End new section. Yea!! .)
..
I awoke the next morning to find Haldir gone.
"Damn that elf for being a morning person!" I muttered, stumbling over to my junk food and cokes. "Mmm...ding-dongs and coke for breakfast. I'm such a health nut!" I rolled my eyes.
After I finished my oh-so-healthy breakfast (I'm not a conventional breakfast person). I decided to find Haldir for 2nd breakfast. "I'm such a hobbit," I muttered, amused, to myself. I finally found him on the archery field. I being the non-morning person I am, therefore not thinking, decided to sneak up on him using the Kitty approach.
(A/N I'm sorry if this gets mushy and stuff but I've had a really bad day (and it just started) so I might get mushy. starts crying)
I "snuck" up behind Haldir ready to pounce and—
"Don't even think about it," he warned before letting his arrow fly. Perfect bull's eye, of course. "So you finally decided to get out of bed, hmm?"
"Not really; the sun didn't wanna let me sleep anymore," I complained. "Make her got away!"
"Sorry, not that all-powerful," he said sarcastically.
"Darn," I muttered as I closed my eyes and leaned against him. "I guess I'll forgive you for not being all-powerful, this time."
"Why, thank you," Haldir said mock-serious.
"Shut up and kiss me," I taunted (I told you-bad day).
"Your wish is my command." He set down his bow that he still held and took his quiver off and did as I "commanded". Ooo...yummy elf kiss. I didn't mind being awake so much anymore.
"Better?" he asked.
"Much." I smiled at him. "You know what you could do that would make it even better?"
He looked shocked. "Here? Couldn't we at least go inside?"
"Wha--? Oh!" I realized what he meant. "Not that! At least not right now. I meant that you could teach me archery."
"Oh," he looked chagrinned and a little disappointed. "Then let's find you a bow and some arrows."
"Yea!" I mock-cheered, hoping the search wouldn't take too long.
We quickly found and borrowed, oh stole, Faramir's bow and quiver and began our lesson.
..
(OK! 'Nother new part!)
"Here Daniel," Sam said as she handed him a red leather bound book.
"What's this for?" Daniel asked as he looked at the book.
"Colonel O'Neill asked me to give it to you," Sam replied, trying not to grimace while lying to Daniel. "Aragorn um...gave it to the colonel and he decided that since he owed you a journal, here it is; a genuine Gondor journal."
Daniel grinned at her and thanked the major before marveling at the craftsmanship that went into the book. Sam grinned back and left, hoping Aragorn wouldn't notice the missing book until after SG-1 left, provided they find the DHD anytime soon...
A/N OK, I think I should stop so I can give this to Nessa before the weekend. Have fun, Ness, and get your Aragorn lovin', but not too much! This fic is NOT rated NC-17!! giggles crawls back into bed (to sleep!!!) Later! . Don't forget to review!!
In Tolkien's writings the sun is always considered to be female.