Chapter 16: Many Partings
A/N I forgot SG-1 was supposed to be in here! My bad....And why can't I get any Aragorn lovin'? It's my fic too! pouts I'm gonna do it anyway, ya know. Anyway, last chapter, so be happy! Oh, and Christy, it's too hard for me to read RotK with that big ball of sex on the cover! At this rate I'll never finish!
A/N2 I didn't say no Aragorn lovin'; I said no NC-17 Aragorn lovin'. There's a difference; not much of one but one just the same. Yep it's hard reading that book with Viggo on the cover and I thought that we agreed, for Lindsey's sake, he was a rectangular prism of sex! .
Disclaimer: We own nothing.
"Éowyn!" Faramir called. "Have you seen my bow and quiver? I could have sworn I left them in here!"
"No dear," she replied cheerfully (it's all fake, I swear!).
The strong, sexy, gorgeous captain scratched his head in confusion. Then, as if a light bulb suddenly flicked on, his face let up in realization. "Vanessa!" (A/N2Yeah, cuz you know, they do have light bulbs in Middle- Earth! rolls eyes)
..
Someone banged rather harshly on my poor door later that afternoon. "What, what, what?" I asked as I opened it.
"Give me my bow," Faramir said in a mock-growl.
"Oh, hi, Faramir, nice to see you too. Yeah, I'm doing good," I replied. Honestly, I mean, no manners at all. He comes banging on my door and I don't even get any sort of friendly greeting. Butthead.
"I know you have them in here somewhere." He started to walk in and search for himself.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't come in here!" I complained.
"A-ha! So you do have them!"
"What? No I don't. Why would I take them anyway?" He reached up and flicked the bruise on my forehead. "Oww!" I cried. "Jerk!"
"Revenge, m'dear..." he laughed. "Now let me in; I want to have a look around for myself." (A/N2 Knowing what comes next, I must say "voyeur!!" OK, I'm better now.)
I hurriedly blocked the doorway preventing him from entering. "No!" I looked towards the bed at the lump under the covers; a foot was peeking out and I swatted at it.
Faramir pushed me aside and started going through all the clothes that were tossed on the floor. (A/N No, no, no! Not like that! I'm just a messy person!) "I know it's in here somewhere," he mumbled under his breath.
I sat down on the bed and thwacked the "lump". The lump in turn hit me back and whispered, "witch."
"Bastard."
"What was that?" Faramir asked and popped his head up. I could feel the lump shaking with silent laughter and hit it again.
"Nothing, nothing," I sighed. "Are you almost done here yet?"
Faramir stood up and took one last look around. "I don't know where you're hiding it, Vanessa, but it's hidden quite well."
"That's because I don't have it!"
..
"Oh, so that's how it's done!" Christy said flirtatiously. "You're so manly and strong! And not to mention talented in the art of archery." (Damn, I'm pouring it on strong, aren't I? I hope I don't sound like that in real life!)
"That's not all I'm good at," he said raising his brows. (Really? Cuz you suck at chess, buddy! Light clicks on over head AH!! Gotcha!! And I don't feign innocence; I am innocent! If you believe that I'm the Queen of Sheba! .)
"Really?" she asked, feigning innocence. "Tell me more..."
..
"Alrighty, campers!" Jack said cheerfully as he approached his team members. "We're going home in one hour, so pack it up and let's get outta here!"
Sam looked up from whatever mathematical thing she was working on and looked alarmed. "What?! But I haven't--" She sprang from her chair, knocking it over, and ran from the room.
"What was that about?" Daniel asked.
"I believe she had some business left unfinished with a Captain Boromir, Daniel Jackson," Teal'c said calmly.
..
One hour later Jack was knocking on my door. "Have you seen Carter anytime lately?" he asked.
I looked confused (and I was). "No..."
"Try Boromir's room," the lump said.
"Boromir's room?" I asked. "Why would she be in there? She has her own room, doesn't she?" Aragorn gave me a black stare. "What?...Oh! Oh, my gosh!" I hit my head repeatedly while mumbling curses at myself.
"Right..." Jack said and walked to the next door over. Knocking on it he called the blonde major. "Carter, are you in there? It's time to go!"
Sam emerged from the room looking rumpled (my new favorite word!) and laughed. "Yeah, I'm ready. Bye Boromir."
I poked my head out the door and saw that both of them were rumpled. "Bad Pincushion Boi!"
"Why do you insist on calling me that?!" he cried.
..
SG-1 was gone. It was quiet, even though we didn't interact with them very much. "I miss my buddy!" I wailed.
"Come, come, come," Gandalf ushered us all into a circle. "Today is a day of many partings."
"Wait? Are we leaving now?!" I asked.
"Duh, Nessie," Christy sighed.
"But-but-but...I don't wanna go! Can I at least take Aragorn with me? He's so cute and fluffy!" I patted his head to prove my point.
"Vanessa, there is no way you are taking the King of Gondor home with you," Boromir said.
"Why not? You'd get to play king for awhile," I retorted.
"On second thought, Aragorn, you need a vacation; you work much too hard."
I grinned and Christy smacked my head. "He's not going with you." (Why NOT?! glares at fic self)
"But look at him! He's like a little puppy dog!" I cooed and squeezed him around the middle. "Oh, fine, you can't say I didn't try though."
"Alright my children of the darkness!" Gandalf called. "I mean, err...oh just get over here!" He gathered us in a pentagon shape and in a flash of purple we were gone.
I landed hard on the ground facing the sky. "Dammit, I didn't get my puppy!" I cried.
Christy hauled off and hit me (again). "He's not a dog, Nessie."
"I know, but he could've lived in the Dogloo we have outside and would've been happy. Nessa saaaaaad!"
This time Kitty hit me. "Shut up, Vanessa."
A/N Oh me, oh my! This is no hour to be up writing bad fanfiction. Well, thus ends fic #6 is it? Aww...I really am sad! Anyway, it's been fun!
A/N2 Yep this one's all done! And I will update as soon as the stupid internet lets me on! glares at internet Well, I guess I could start typing #7. OH! I'm on! Yay!!
A/N I forgot SG-1 was supposed to be in here! My bad....And why can't I get any Aragorn lovin'? It's my fic too! pouts I'm gonna do it anyway, ya know. Anyway, last chapter, so be happy! Oh, and Christy, it's too hard for me to read RotK with that big ball of sex on the cover! At this rate I'll never finish!
A/N2 I didn't say no Aragorn lovin'; I said no NC-17 Aragorn lovin'. There's a difference; not much of one but one just the same. Yep it's hard reading that book with Viggo on the cover and I thought that we agreed, for Lindsey's sake, he was a rectangular prism of sex! .
Disclaimer: We own nothing.
"Éowyn!" Faramir called. "Have you seen my bow and quiver? I could have sworn I left them in here!"
"No dear," she replied cheerfully (it's all fake, I swear!).
The strong, sexy, gorgeous captain scratched his head in confusion. Then, as if a light bulb suddenly flicked on, his face let up in realization. "Vanessa!" (A/N2Yeah, cuz you know, they do have light bulbs in Middle- Earth! rolls eyes)
..
Someone banged rather harshly on my poor door later that afternoon. "What, what, what?" I asked as I opened it.
"Give me my bow," Faramir said in a mock-growl.
"Oh, hi, Faramir, nice to see you too. Yeah, I'm doing good," I replied. Honestly, I mean, no manners at all. He comes banging on my door and I don't even get any sort of friendly greeting. Butthead.
"I know you have them in here somewhere." He started to walk in and search for himself.
"Hey, hey, hey! Don't come in here!" I complained.
"A-ha! So you do have them!"
"What? No I don't. Why would I take them anyway?" He reached up and flicked the bruise on my forehead. "Oww!" I cried. "Jerk!"
"Revenge, m'dear..." he laughed. "Now let me in; I want to have a look around for myself." (A/N2 Knowing what comes next, I must say "voyeur!!" OK, I'm better now.)
I hurriedly blocked the doorway preventing him from entering. "No!" I looked towards the bed at the lump under the covers; a foot was peeking out and I swatted at it.
Faramir pushed me aside and started going through all the clothes that were tossed on the floor. (A/N No, no, no! Not like that! I'm just a messy person!) "I know it's in here somewhere," he mumbled under his breath.
I sat down on the bed and thwacked the "lump". The lump in turn hit me back and whispered, "witch."
"Bastard."
"What was that?" Faramir asked and popped his head up. I could feel the lump shaking with silent laughter and hit it again.
"Nothing, nothing," I sighed. "Are you almost done here yet?"
Faramir stood up and took one last look around. "I don't know where you're hiding it, Vanessa, but it's hidden quite well."
"That's because I don't have it!"
..
"Oh, so that's how it's done!" Christy said flirtatiously. "You're so manly and strong! And not to mention talented in the art of archery." (Damn, I'm pouring it on strong, aren't I? I hope I don't sound like that in real life!)
"That's not all I'm good at," he said raising his brows. (Really? Cuz you suck at chess, buddy! Light clicks on over head AH!! Gotcha!! And I don't feign innocence; I am innocent! If you believe that I'm the Queen of Sheba! .)
"Really?" she asked, feigning innocence. "Tell me more..."
..
"Alrighty, campers!" Jack said cheerfully as he approached his team members. "We're going home in one hour, so pack it up and let's get outta here!"
Sam looked up from whatever mathematical thing she was working on and looked alarmed. "What?! But I haven't--" She sprang from her chair, knocking it over, and ran from the room.
"What was that about?" Daniel asked.
"I believe she had some business left unfinished with a Captain Boromir, Daniel Jackson," Teal'c said calmly.
..
One hour later Jack was knocking on my door. "Have you seen Carter anytime lately?" he asked.
I looked confused (and I was). "No..."
"Try Boromir's room," the lump said.
"Boromir's room?" I asked. "Why would she be in there? She has her own room, doesn't she?" Aragorn gave me a black stare. "What?...Oh! Oh, my gosh!" I hit my head repeatedly while mumbling curses at myself.
"Right..." Jack said and walked to the next door over. Knocking on it he called the blonde major. "Carter, are you in there? It's time to go!"
Sam emerged from the room looking rumpled (my new favorite word!) and laughed. "Yeah, I'm ready. Bye Boromir."
I poked my head out the door and saw that both of them were rumpled. "Bad Pincushion Boi!"
"Why do you insist on calling me that?!" he cried.
..
SG-1 was gone. It was quiet, even though we didn't interact with them very much. "I miss my buddy!" I wailed.
"Come, come, come," Gandalf ushered us all into a circle. "Today is a day of many partings."
"Wait? Are we leaving now?!" I asked.
"Duh, Nessie," Christy sighed.
"But-but-but...I don't wanna go! Can I at least take Aragorn with me? He's so cute and fluffy!" I patted his head to prove my point.
"Vanessa, there is no way you are taking the King of Gondor home with you," Boromir said.
"Why not? You'd get to play king for awhile," I retorted.
"On second thought, Aragorn, you need a vacation; you work much too hard."
I grinned and Christy smacked my head. "He's not going with you." (Why NOT?! glares at fic self)
"But look at him! He's like a little puppy dog!" I cooed and squeezed him around the middle. "Oh, fine, you can't say I didn't try though."
"Alright my children of the darkness!" Gandalf called. "I mean, err...oh just get over here!" He gathered us in a pentagon shape and in a flash of purple we were gone.
I landed hard on the ground facing the sky. "Dammit, I didn't get my puppy!" I cried.
Christy hauled off and hit me (again). "He's not a dog, Nessie."
"I know, but he could've lived in the Dogloo we have outside and would've been happy. Nessa saaaaaad!"
This time Kitty hit me. "Shut up, Vanessa."
A/N Oh me, oh my! This is no hour to be up writing bad fanfiction. Well, thus ends fic #6 is it? Aww...I really am sad! Anyway, it's been fun!
A/N2 Yep this one's all done! And I will update as soon as the stupid internet lets me on! glares at internet Well, I guess I could start typing #7. OH! I'm on! Yay!!