CHAPTER 2 : The Twist

Author: liltrick89

Summary: Learn how Pepsi Commercials actually come in handy at Hogwarts!

Disclaimer: I actually don't own Pepsi (products AND commercials) or Harry Potter characters, but we can pretend I do.

A/N: Thanks for all the reviews!

Neville walked into the Great Hall for breakfast and searched for a place to sit. His eyes floated over to the Gryffindor table where he saw Hermione Granger and Ginny Weasley. His eyes locked with Ginny's and she hastily turned around to whisper to Hermione.

"Neville's coming this way… try to let him down easy ok?" Hermione nodded.

He felt his face get red as he walked over. 'Just be cool…' he chanted mentally to himself. As he neared the table, he began to mutter, "here it goes, Neville ol' boy. Just say the pick up line like you practiced…." He took a deep breath and then tried to put on his best 'I'm drop dead gorgeous' look on. "Hey look its Hermione looking good and drinking some pumpkin juice," Neville said in a deep voice that was clearly not his own, normal squeaky tone.

"Actually I'm not Hermione," Hermione tapped her head with her wand and turned into Draco. "I'm Draco and this isn't pumpkin juice," he tapped the glass of juice, "its premium pumpkin juice, with just a hint of lemon. Honestly, Longbottom, like I would drink anything other than premium!"

Neville stuttered, "Well, you look pretty good too drinking premium pumpkin juice, with er… a hint of… er… vanilla, I guess" he began to sweat.

Draco's gaze turned cold, "YOU GUESS? HOW CAN YOU SAY YOU GUESS? I'M DRACO MALFOY FOR GOODNESS SAKE!" he shouted, than paused, "and it's a hint of lemon not vanilla." Shaking his head, he continued in a voice dripping with venom "Actually, though,  this isn't premium pumpkin juice, with a hint lemon," Draco tapped his drink with Hermione, no, his wand, "It's a Diet premium pumpkin juice with a hint of lemon, and I'm not Draco," he tapped himself with the wand "I'm Professor Snape."

At this Neville let out a shriek and ran from the Great Hall "NO RUNNING LONGBOTTOM!" Snape called as Neville ran out.

He tapped himself with his wand, revealing Hermione again.

Ginny smiled, "premium pumpkin juice with a hint of lemon?" her eyebrow raised in the question. "I so gotta learn that trick!"