YEAH CHAPTER 5!!!!!!

A/N

ok first off im just gonna explain some things just in case u get confused, cause my friend read it and had some questions. James isn't an elf but for my story im gonna say that elves have the power to make their loved ones immortal makes the story a hell of a lot easier.

Harry has meet Sirius and Remus before but as I said earlier they have to work but im gonna try to make harry a prankster so if you have any ideas for pranks tell me cause I don't. -.-

Disclaimer

As you probably all ready know these two stories are not mine and I do not own them.

Summery

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Chapter 5

Elemmire was looking through his walk in closet trying to find something suitable to wear to the mortal realm. God how he hated robes they were such a menace all wizards wore normal pants and shirts under them like a normal person (or elf if the case might be) and as a bonus point to that hell you could die from the heat set off from the non needed clothing.

His parents always found his complaints amusing and as they sat on his bed while he fretted about trying to find something that wouldn't kill him from the heat.

Finally he found his old plain thin black robe and slipped it on quickly, so as after that he quickly and uncaringly tied his hair back. His mother unhinged her person from her husband and gracefully glided over to Elm and tried with no avail to fix his hair. All the while James looked on with an amused look until finally Lily gave up.

"Stop laughing James your hair is no better!" Lily tried to put on a very serious face but her eyes told a different story.

Elm sighed and stood up softly smoothing out the rumples that had formed on his clothes. Grabbing dragon hide boots from underside his bed he hopped out the door while still trying to put them on his feet. His parents followed shortly after.

They started walking toward the stables for then would have to ride toward the transport area. Elm ahead of the rest spent the walk grumbling about wizard cloths and boots how they made it near impossible to ride a horse or even to walk a few feet. His parents smiled at his antics.

Elrond came out of one of the side hall ways and began talking to lily. Elemmire paid no attention thinking that it was nothing but a good bye.

Elemmire jumped up onto Nenya and hitched her up getting her ready for the ride to come. He knew what was to happen they would ride for and hour and half or so then they would reach the city of Andor where they would be able to transport themselves to Muggle London from where they would walk to the leaky cauldron, and meet Sirius and Remus as planned.

After his parents had gotten their horses ready he bucked his feet gently but forcefully into the horse's side getting a jump off in return.

The whole time riding Elm stared at the trees they passed staring at their beauty, but after and hour all of them stopped, and they had a bit to eat. They sat down in a patch of strange wildflowers to which Elm didn't recall the name, and didn't dwell on it. But it still made the lunch smell strangely of marshmallows.

The lunch didn't take too long seeing as they were all very anxious to get to London.

They finally arrived at Andor and they sent their horses to the public stable to stay while they went shopping (obviously they weren't going to be bringing the horses with them.) Then they quickly went to the gate. James talked to the gate keeper telling him what they were doing about when they would be back you know that kind of stuff.

James came back and handed Lily a portkey (I don't recall what they call them in elfish so I'll use the wizarding term.) for them to use to get back and all three of them grasped on to the small stone serving as the portkey to London. Each of the persons made sure to change to their mortal form (excluding James) so that people did not get suspicious.

All of them landed softly on the ground and then walked the rest of the way to Diagon Alley which was inside the Leaky Cauldron between an old book store and a coffee house.

Once in Diagon Alley Harry ( I'm going to call him Harry when he's inside the Wizarding world.) looked around and saw the sights. He noticed all the candy shops and as he read Hogsmead had even more. Faintly he wondered why the British wizards or all wizards in general had an unhealthy love of sugar.

Soon after his curiosity got the better of him and expressed his views aloud to his father and his father looked at him and laughed.

"Well most kids your age do have and unhealthy as you say it love of chocolate. Sadly in Middle Earth it's hard to get your hands on something as simple and well magical as chocolate." He smiled "Plus chocolate always seems to make every one magically happy and well..... In simple terms better."

He saw Harry looking at him questionably, "Well here let me explain, you know of dementors right?" At Harry's nod he continued, "You see beasts like them make you sick, most people don't see it as sick but it does. The sickness is depression or something similar too that. It has been proven that for depression which dementors cause chocolate cures it so it's as simple as that."

James looked up and scratched his head.

"Well James who knew that you were so intellectual?" James and Harry turned around to see a smirking Remus Lupin standing next to a laughing Lily and Sirius. Harry laughed silently while his father flushed.

"Ha ha come on we should probably go get our shopping done sometime with in this year."

Harry and Sirius went away from the rest of the group and headed towards the clothing store (A/N people I cant remember the name of the store blushes I don't have the book with me) to get Harry's uniform. Stepping in there was only one other person getting measured up for clothes. (three guesses who)

"So," drawled the boy, he had platinum blonde hair (hell all of you should know what he looks like so just imagine him it saves a lot of work on my part.) "Are you attending Hogwarts too?"

Even before Harry could answer Sirius whom had a strange look of reconization on his face stepped forward.

"Your Lucius' son aren't you? That Malfoy kid." He said this all very fast but the boy, Malfoy looked at him with a look only described as bored.

"Yes that's me."

He paused then looked up at the two of them, "And who might you be who know my father?"

Suddenly the owner (sorry don't know the name) stepped up and told him he was done and as quick as that he left. After both Sirius and Harry saw Malfoy leave the shop completely Sirius turned to Harry.

"Don't go making friends with kids like him, his father was a big supporter of Voldemort and you know what they say; the apple doesn't fall far from the tree and all that." Sirius had a serious (pardon the pun) expression on his face.

Harry was quickly measured and they got his new uniform packaged and put into bags. Then they left to go meet Harry's parents. But what they found wasn't what they expected.

James was in short a mess his robes were bunched up and dirty even torn in a few places. His hair, although very messy, was messed up even more. And all over he was dusty. He was being held back by Remus and Lily.

A few feet away was a man with extremely oily hair, (and Harry had seen oily hair Aragon often had from being out so long and not washing it.) whom was being restrained by a long blonde haired man who reminded Harry of the boy he saw at the clothing store. He too looked very disgruntled.

Sirius told Harry to stay where he was while Sirius ran over to where his father was.

From where Harry was standing it looked like they were yelling at each other, there was too sides James, Lily, Remus, and Sirius on one side and the two strange other men on the other. Harry looked momentarily surprised when Sirius turned red and his father went forward and hit the smirking blonde man right in the nose.

They all walk toward Harry rather quickly motioning that they were leaving and quickly.

They walked toward Olivanders (lets just say that Lily got the rest of Harry's stuff.) to get Harry's wand. As soon as they walked in Harry could smell the age, he knew that was a strange was to describe it but it was the only way. It was musky and dust prevailed all around. Old boxes towered around the whole shop, to which Harry assumed they were the wands.

The rest of Harry's companions sat down on some old stools each muttering about their own wand searching and each felt a strange case of remembrance to this old shop and its holdings.

Harry walked around and dragged his hand around each of the boxes almost feeling their age. In the close distance he heard footsteps.

"I wondered when I'd be seeing you Harry Potter." And old stoutly man stepped out from the towering box towers. His cloths looked like they could have been worn in the 17th century, in someplace like Romania and seemed like they haven't been washed that long. His hair reminded him somewhat of Beethoven, where as his total facial area looked close to the one of Edgar Allen Poe after he worked a late night, unshaven and just a little crazed.

But Harry being Harry had read in his history books about his brilliant man who created some of the most used wands. Harry respected him for his knowledge and for his skills.

(A/N Harry may be James son a prankster but he is also lily's son, an elf of dignity whom above all else reprieve knowledge. Just so's ya know .)

The measuring tape which had been measuring him all around was now measuring between his nose. Harry was aghast.

"Excuse you." He said seemingly to the measure device. His parents giggled while Sirius snorted despite of himself. Olivander looked amusingly over to him but took a single box out from the line.

"Lets try this one shall be." He handed it to Harry.

He took it and absently swished it a little only to have it snatched from his hand and another placed in it. As he gave that one a wave several old photos above his parents exploded.

Harry begun to apologize but Olivander grabbed the wand replacing it with another. For at least 20 minutes they tried wand after wand, and almost every time something exploded or was shot around. His father and Sirius were sore from laughing too much, but Lily and Remus just looked tired from being there too long.

Harry had begun to wonder if Olivander had insurance he was only one customer and he had destroyed more then half the shop. There must be at least 50 customers each year not only from Hogwarts but from other school.

"I wonder" Olivander said from the back of the shop. Strange Harry thought I don't remember him going back there.

He came back and handed him a new older looking wand.

As soon as Harry held it he felt an immense power hold him. As he brought the wand down silver and red sparks spiraled from the wand to the ground.

"Well," Olivander said in a muffed sort of voice, "That's interesting."

Harry looked over at him, and his curiosity got the better of him, "Excuse me, but what's interesting?"

Olivander looked down at him and said quietly for only him to hear. "You should know that it is the wand that chooses the wizard Mr. Potter. But it just so happens that the phoenix feather that resides in your wand gave another feather just one other. And it just so happens this wand is to be destined for you where its brother is the one whom we do not speak his name.

(A/N since Voldemort never attacked them I had to alter the whole speech of him just a little bit. You still get the point though.)

His parents applauded and they paid for the wand and left.

As they walked out Lily was rubbing her hands against her arms trying to get some warmth like she had just recently been shivering.

"God," she said, "That guy gives me the creeps."

"I know what you mean dear." James hugged his wife slightly from behind.

All Harry could do was look at his parents strangely, "Dunno what your talking about." He began, "I swear he's mental simple as that his stores bloody creepy but he's just well... mental."

Remus smiled and shook his head motioning for them to follow.

"What did Olivander say to you, after he did you looked a little spoofed." Remus clearly looked interested so Harry retold them what he said. Lily looked slightly pale at this revelation. She assured him that it meant nothing.

Finally the day was spent and they all headed home each of the Potters touched the portkey and were transported home.

A/N there we go sorry it took so long finals are coming so I can only type every so often. So please read and review.