VICIL2000 PRESENTS
AN E-STUDiOS PRODUCTION
Kaji Bashing: He's not THAT great.
Scene 002: en route to Japan
[Asuka and Kaji are lying on a blanket on the aircraft carrier, gazing up at the stars. A few bottles of beer and soda are strewn about.]
Asuka: (sigh) I guess I'll be in Japan by tomorrow. Misato said she would pick us up around noon. Oh- Misato was the person who was with me in Germany before you. I don't really like her that much, she seems too contrived. Tsk! I guess this means a temporary parting between us. Boooooring!
Kaji: You'll have plenty of boyfriends when we land. I hear the third child is a boy.
Asuka: Yuck! I'm not interested in any stupid little kids! (rolls over onto Kaji) I'm only interested in Kaji…
Kaji: I'm honoured.
Asuka: I'm ready for you anytime, be it kissing or beyond!
Kaji: You're still a child. Those things are for when you get older.
Asuka: What?! That's boring! I'm already old enough! (pulls open neckline and shoves breasts in Kaji's face) I'm an adult! An adult! An adult! So look at me!
[A light shines in the eyes of the awkward couple.]
Guard: What's going on here?
[Kaji's eyes bug out.]
Asuka: Nothing, sir. I was just about to make out with my boyfriend.
Kaji: NO! No we weren't! No I wasn't!
Guard: She's just a kid, man!
Kaji: I wasn't, I swear!
Asuka: I'm no kid! And we would have been happy if YOU hadn't shown up!
Kaji: Asuka, this isn't the time!
Asuka: Come on, Kaji, let's show him!
[Kaji is grabbed by the collar and hauled to his feet.]
Guard: You are SO busted, pig!
Kaji: I didn't do anything!
Guard: Save your excuses! You can cool off in your barracks until the representative gets here, unless we've already thrown you overboard, sickie!
Asuka: [Grabs onto Kaji's arm] Kaji, stay with me!
Kaji: Asuka, not- MFF!
Guard: Stay back, kid, this is for your own good!
Asuka: I'm not a kid! I have everything grown-ups do! Tell him Kaji!
Kaji: MFF!