VICIL2000 PRESENTS
AN E-STUDiOS PRODUCTION
Kaji Bashing: He's not THAT great.
Scene 006: Bon Jovi
[Kaji is running around his apartment listening to heavy metal.]
Kaji: Your love is like BAAAD MEDICINE! BAD MEDICINE is what I need! Oh oh OH!
[He starts thrusting his pelvis to the beat.]
Kaji: Shake it off just like BAAAD MEDICINE! You got no potion that can cure my disease!
[Starts smashing air guitar.]
Kaji: Your love! BAAAD MEDICINE! Your kiss is what I need! Your love! BAAAD MEDICINE! WAIT a minute! Wait a minute! Hold on now! I gotta do it again! I'm not done! One more time! With FEELING!
[Kaji hits replay on his stereo.]
[On the vid-screen, Kihl Lorenz and the committee are watching the unknowing man dancing in his underwear.]
SEELE 04: …
SEELE 12: …
SEELE 06: … Hire him.