Vicil2000 Presents

AN E-STUDiOS PRODUCTION

Kaji Bashing: He's not THAT great

Scene 008: Graduation

Kaji: I'd only like to thank all the people who helped me get to where I am today.  Heaven knows it's been quite a run, and I'm here to say that if no one person could be happier for me, it would be my father.  Stand up, dad, and take a bow!

[The gathered people look around for someone to pop out of the sea of heads… but no one does.]

Kaji: Dad…

[He spots an empty seat at the front with a sign hung over the back.]

Sign: RESERVED FOR KAJI SHIRAI

Kaji: Daddy…

[The entire crown bursts out in mocking laughter]

Section 2 Graduates: MWAHAHAHAHAHA!  MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Ganitor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!

[FLASH]

[CLICK]

Asuka + Shinji: Hey!

Kaji: You two are too young for Austin Powers.

[Kaji removes the tape from the VCR and throws it into the fireplace.  A single tear falls from his eye as he watches it burn.]