Vicil2000 Presents
AN E-STUDiOS PRODUCTION
Kaji Bashing: He's not THAT great
Scene 011: Smoking Kills
[Kaji jumps into his car after a long day at the office and lights a much needed cigarette.]
BOOM!
[The car explodes and raises high into the air. The shockwave shatters the windows of the surrounding buildings.]
[Strangely, Gendo Ikari appears in front of the wreckage.]
Gendo: Smoking kills… especially when you have stomach irritation, bloating or diarrhoea.
[Turns to a new angle.]
Gendo: So when the need arises…
[Kaji appears in frame.]
Kaji: … I use Pepto-Bismol to sooth stomach irritation…
[New shot of Kaji walking up to his car.]
Kaji: … and help me get on with my day.
[Kaji opens the door and sits in the front seat. His brow furrows and he begins taking long whiffs of the air. He exits the car and closes the door, then opens the door, sits in his seat and takes another long breath of air. Again he exits the car and closes the door, then opens the door, sits in his seat and takes another breath of the air.]
[A title block appears in the corner of the screen which states, "The freshness of Fabreeze."]
[Cut to a shot of Kaji spraying the inside of his car with deodorizer with Ritsuko narrating.]
Ritsuko (voice over): Use Fabreeze to remove tough odours from all fabrics. Also visit out website to find out how you could take the Fabreeze challenge. Simply add spraying Fabreeze to your daily list of household chores and send us feedback at www.fabreeze.com
[Cut to a shot of Kaji driving with Misato, Shinji and Asuka in the car; the latter three are having a coughing fit.]
Misato: Kaji –(koff!)- what's that smell?!!
Shinji: Can't –(koff!)- breathe!
Asuka: Open a window!
Kaji: Oh, you noticed? I sprayed the car with deodorizer.
[In an attempt to look cool, Kaji lights a cigarette.]
Misato+Shinji+Asuka: NO!!!
BOOM!
[Fire flashes inside the car and an explosion sends it kart wheeling down the highway.]
[Strangely, Rei now appears in front of the shot.]
Rei: What part of harmful don't you understand? Smoking kills.
[Fade to black as white text comes into focus stating, 'Stop smoking now. A message from the people at Nicorette.']