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Kaji Bashing: He's not THAT great
Scene 013: Crossover
Judge A: Okay, who's up next?
Judge B: … Ryoji Kaji.
Judge A: Send him in
Kaji: Ha – harro…
Judge A: Hello, Mr. Kaji… how are you this morning?
Kaji: Goode to oh-kay fantasutike.
Judge B: Well, let's hear it…
Kaji: Oh-kay fantasutike… Kum … Do, do, dodo… dododododo… do, do, dodo… dododododo… Baybis blakubaloon makes he flyi… I almos fell ito sat hoe in yow eye…
Simon: Oh god…
Kaji: I was sinking boat tomollow… bat yowere se same as me…
Simon: Stop…
Kaji: I'me note heeeee…
Simon: Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, please.
Kaji:
Simon: I… really can't say this in a good way. That was terrible…
Kaji: Oh…
Simon: Really, really, just awful.
Kaji: Oh-kay
Simon: perhaps in different conditions, but that song was just poorly chosen.
Judge A: Totally agree.
Judge B: Like, you have a hint of something… not half bad but…
Simon: You are butchering that lovely melody and I want you toe get out right now.
Author's note
Read and review EoE Epilogue. Hollywood doesn't make a sequel if the first one tanks, you know!!!