It is finally the 3rd chapter in my ficcy, and the second chapter in my story! Confused are you? Well, in a ficcy, a chapter is a chapter no matter what! But in a story the foreward is not a chapter. MWAJAJAJAJA! Confused again? Well if you are Spanish you would get it maybe.
Bbf: (falls out of sky) O aolr qor!
Yes, qor od hppf. What he said means I like pie and what I said means pie is good. Now, where did I end the last chapter? Oh yeah, I ended with all of the hackingnessness of mom and dad.
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Dipsie, La-La, and Po hacking away at mom and dad with every sharp object in the house they could find. I gasped quietly as I realized that it was too late to save mom and dad. I looked back at them to say goodbye and saw that I had been fooled by Teletubbies. They were really hacking at my size barbies that had red food-coloring and processed meat all over them. "These Teletubbies are smarter than the ones on TV! They wanted me to think mom and dad were dead so I would try to leave mom and dad here! If mom or dad was watching they would call out to me and one of the Teletubbies would know I was here!" I said to myself quietly.
Suddenly a low pitched noise hit my ears.
I looked around the corner and up at the railing by the third floor stairs. It was mom! I realized that the Teletubbies didn't hear it, so I quietly got to my knees and started to crawl to the stairs leading to the second floor. I got to the stairs and started to go up them as quietly as possible. Then all of a sudden-CREEEAK!
"Oh crap." The Teletubbies leaped at me and brutally murdered me with their sharp objects. The End.
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Disclaimer Guy: But you can't be dead!
Why not?
Disclaimer Guy: Because you are the person who wrote the foreward and that happened after this did. Besides you end up-
No!!! Don't tell the readers what happens!!!!!!
Disclaimer Guy: Fine, be that way. I never loved you!!:P
Good, I didn't love you either. Oh well. Sorry, that's not the end of the story. Here, I'll start it again just for the Disclaimer Guy.
DIsclaimer Guy: Thank you.
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Then all of a sudden-CREEEAK!
"Oh crap." I started to run up the stairs as fast as I could while the teletubbies ran after me. I ran around the corner into the hallway, ran down the hallway, and tried the door leading into the game-room. It turned out to be locked so I grabbed my ring of keys for mom and dad's house and got the one that was for the game-room, (my family made more than one key for everyone for each room in thier house. Each key had a different pattern so you could find the one you were looking for easily) unlocked the door, opened it, ran into the room, closed the door behind me and locked it.
"Mom?!?" I said surprised as I turned around to look at what was in the room that could help me escape, and there she sat (on the floor) playing The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker on my Gamecube.
"Oh hi Sarah. SARAH!!! I missed you so much!" she said as she nearly choked me to death my hugging me.
"I missed you too mom, but whats up with the Gamecube?"I asked finally tearing away her hands from my neck and looking at the Gamecube because it was really static-y. I could tell she had been alone for a while.
"Oh that. It gets really static-y when the Teletubbies are near and the more static-y it is the more Teletubbies that are coming. I get used to it though. I got bored so I played your game and saved a couple of times. Is that ok?" she answered.
"Yeah, that's okay. Mom, we have to hurry and get out to my car because I left Zach in there," I told her. "If we stay in here long enough they will figure out that I left the car in your driveway. I am afraid that they will start to raid the car, especially if Zach is in there. Have you figured out a way to get to the car?" I said whispering.
"I did find out how to get out of the house," she said.
"Wait, if you knew how to get out of the house why didn't you before?" I said interupting her.
"I figured it out but it takes two people to do and I need a car to get away because those Teletubbies can run really fast. Now can I tell you how we get out, without being interupted?" she asked me quickly. I nodded and let her talk. "Okay, first, the plan is really simple. We take out the window (I figured out how to do that already.), jump onto the roof, take my rope of blankets (handmade of course) and climb to the ground. From there we run to your car, you unlock the doors and we jump in and ride away." she said to me, very proud of her plan.
I stared at her. "Mom, that's a lame escape that anyone could have come up with in a split second, but it will have to work because as you can see the door is in terrible shape and the Teletubbies will break through any minute. So let's activate our lame escape plan that anyone could come up with in like, a split second!"
We were ripping out the screen in front of the window when suddenly the door exploded. We were killed in the explosion and the Teletubbies eventually got into my car and killed my brother. THE END!
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Disclaimer Guy: THAT'S NOT HOW IT ENDS EITHER!!!!
Sorry, I forgot. I am getting tired of typing your name so every time I talk I am just going to type DG. Disclaimer Guy, get it?
DG: Nope.
You are sooo ignorant, you know that?
DG: Nope.
Are you smart?
DG: Nope.
Well duh. I guess I'd better start the story again or else the reviewers will get really mad. Readers, readers! Not reviewers! Not to mention the DG.
DG: YOU BETTER START THE STORY AGAIN AND NEVER DO A FAKE ENDING AGAIN OR I WILL TELL THE READERS WHAT HAPPENS IN THE END, BUT BEFORE THAT EVERY OTHER CHAPTER THEY HAVEN'T READ YET!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Don't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only if you promise not to do another false ending.
Fine then. I'll start my story again. :P
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The door exploded like a glass shatters if you drop it on the ground and through the dust I heard mom saying, "We have to do this in the dust and very quickly!" We continued to rip away the screen and broke the glass. I felt around for the rope of blankets and started to go towards the window when a sharp object sliced through my arm. It hurt but wasn't very deep. I punched, well flailed my arms around hitting my target many times and got onto the roof. The explosion had gotten Zach's attention so he was looking at the window when we got onto the roof. I made a signal for him to unlock the doors. Mom and I climbed down the rope of blankets, ran to the car, got in, locked the doors, and sat there catching our breath.
"Mom! Where's dad?" Zach asked after the first 2 minutes in the car.
"Yeah, where is he mom?" I said agreeing with Zach.
"Oh, yeah. I forgot about him. We did do my plan once but I couldn't get into the car so I told him to go without me. I know that he thinks I'm dead. Well, before the Teletubbies got to me I ran back into the game-room room and locked the door. I have been sitting there since I ran into that room which is about 3 hours until you found me. At one point I stopped playing your Gamecube and watched the news and found out that he was taken for an insane guy! Now he is at the Duluth insane asylum." she said in one long breath.
"Sarah, start driving! The Teletubbies are on the ground and are running towards the car!" Zach said urgently.
I pushed almost all the way down on the pedal and started to gain speed when Po made a mighty leap (and I mean MIGHTY) and jumped on the trunk of the car.
"God these Teletubbies like the back of my car!!" I said. It was meant to be a joke but nobody thought it was funny. I suddenly stopped and Po fell off of the trunk. I drove in reverse on top of him and he made that same noise that Tinkie-winkie did when that 18 wheeler ran over him. I sped up again and turned off the driveway onto the open road.
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Was that good?
DG: Nope.
Oh shutup Ozzy.
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
Alright that's getting annoying.
DG: Nope.
Vote now!! Also if you don't want to vote tell me in reviews and I will stop putting them in the chapters. Sorry, I can't do anything about the other chapters that I know of.
#1: it was really really good.
#2: it was good.
#3: it was okay.
#4: it needs improvement.
#5: it sucked.
Thank you for voting and read the next chapter now. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Kill the DG!!!!!
DG: Nope.
Bbf: (falls out of sky) O aolr qor!
Yes, qor od hppf. What he said means I like pie and what I said means pie is good. Now, where did I end the last chapter? Oh yeah, I ended with all of the hackingnessness of mom and dad.
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Dipsie, La-La, and Po hacking away at mom and dad with every sharp object in the house they could find. I gasped quietly as I realized that it was too late to save mom and dad. I looked back at them to say goodbye and saw that I had been fooled by Teletubbies. They were really hacking at my size barbies that had red food-coloring and processed meat all over them. "These Teletubbies are smarter than the ones on TV! They wanted me to think mom and dad were dead so I would try to leave mom and dad here! If mom or dad was watching they would call out to me and one of the Teletubbies would know I was here!" I said to myself quietly.
Suddenly a low pitched noise hit my ears.
I looked around the corner and up at the railing by the third floor stairs. It was mom! I realized that the Teletubbies didn't hear it, so I quietly got to my knees and started to crawl to the stairs leading to the second floor. I got to the stairs and started to go up them as quietly as possible. Then all of a sudden-CREEEAK!
"Oh crap." The Teletubbies leaped at me and brutally murdered me with their sharp objects. The End.
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Disclaimer Guy: But you can't be dead!
Why not?
Disclaimer Guy: Because you are the person who wrote the foreward and that happened after this did. Besides you end up-
No!!! Don't tell the readers what happens!!!!!!
Disclaimer Guy: Fine, be that way. I never loved you!!:P
Good, I didn't love you either. Oh well. Sorry, that's not the end of the story. Here, I'll start it again just for the Disclaimer Guy.
DIsclaimer Guy: Thank you.
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Then all of a sudden-CREEEAK!
"Oh crap." I started to run up the stairs as fast as I could while the teletubbies ran after me. I ran around the corner into the hallway, ran down the hallway, and tried the door leading into the game-room. It turned out to be locked so I grabbed my ring of keys for mom and dad's house and got the one that was for the game-room, (my family made more than one key for everyone for each room in thier house. Each key had a different pattern so you could find the one you were looking for easily) unlocked the door, opened it, ran into the room, closed the door behind me and locked it.
"Mom?!?" I said surprised as I turned around to look at what was in the room that could help me escape, and there she sat (on the floor) playing The Legend of Zelda: Windwaker on my Gamecube.
"Oh hi Sarah. SARAH!!! I missed you so much!" she said as she nearly choked me to death my hugging me.
"I missed you too mom, but whats up with the Gamecube?"I asked finally tearing away her hands from my neck and looking at the Gamecube because it was really static-y. I could tell she had been alone for a while.
"Oh that. It gets really static-y when the Teletubbies are near and the more static-y it is the more Teletubbies that are coming. I get used to it though. I got bored so I played your game and saved a couple of times. Is that ok?" she answered.
"Yeah, that's okay. Mom, we have to hurry and get out to my car because I left Zach in there," I told her. "If we stay in here long enough they will figure out that I left the car in your driveway. I am afraid that they will start to raid the car, especially if Zach is in there. Have you figured out a way to get to the car?" I said whispering.
"I did find out how to get out of the house," she said.
"Wait, if you knew how to get out of the house why didn't you before?" I said interupting her.
"I figured it out but it takes two people to do and I need a car to get away because those Teletubbies can run really fast. Now can I tell you how we get out, without being interupted?" she asked me quickly. I nodded and let her talk. "Okay, first, the plan is really simple. We take out the window (I figured out how to do that already.), jump onto the roof, take my rope of blankets (handmade of course) and climb to the ground. From there we run to your car, you unlock the doors and we jump in and ride away." she said to me, very proud of her plan.
I stared at her. "Mom, that's a lame escape that anyone could have come up with in a split second, but it will have to work because as you can see the door is in terrible shape and the Teletubbies will break through any minute. So let's activate our lame escape plan that anyone could come up with in like, a split second!"
We were ripping out the screen in front of the window when suddenly the door exploded. We were killed in the explosion and the Teletubbies eventually got into my car and killed my brother. THE END!
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Disclaimer Guy: THAT'S NOT HOW IT ENDS EITHER!!!!
Sorry, I forgot. I am getting tired of typing your name so every time I talk I am just going to type DG. Disclaimer Guy, get it?
DG: Nope.
You are sooo ignorant, you know that?
DG: Nope.
Are you smart?
DG: Nope.
Well duh. I guess I'd better start the story again or else the reviewers will get really mad. Readers, readers! Not reviewers! Not to mention the DG.
DG: YOU BETTER START THE STORY AGAIN AND NEVER DO A FAKE ENDING AGAIN OR I WILL TELL THE READERS WHAT HAPPENS IN THE END, BUT BEFORE THAT EVERY OTHER CHAPTER THEY HAVEN'T READ YET!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! Don't do that!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Only if you promise not to do another false ending.
Fine then. I'll start my story again. :P
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The door exploded like a glass shatters if you drop it on the ground and through the dust I heard mom saying, "We have to do this in the dust and very quickly!" We continued to rip away the screen and broke the glass. I felt around for the rope of blankets and started to go towards the window when a sharp object sliced through my arm. It hurt but wasn't very deep. I punched, well flailed my arms around hitting my target many times and got onto the roof. The explosion had gotten Zach's attention so he was looking at the window when we got onto the roof. I made a signal for him to unlock the doors. Mom and I climbed down the rope of blankets, ran to the car, got in, locked the doors, and sat there catching our breath.
"Mom! Where's dad?" Zach asked after the first 2 minutes in the car.
"Yeah, where is he mom?" I said agreeing with Zach.
"Oh, yeah. I forgot about him. We did do my plan once but I couldn't get into the car so I told him to go without me. I know that he thinks I'm dead. Well, before the Teletubbies got to me I ran back into the game-room room and locked the door. I have been sitting there since I ran into that room which is about 3 hours until you found me. At one point I stopped playing your Gamecube and watched the news and found out that he was taken for an insane guy! Now he is at the Duluth insane asylum." she said in one long breath.
"Sarah, start driving! The Teletubbies are on the ground and are running towards the car!" Zach said urgently.
I pushed almost all the way down on the pedal and started to gain speed when Po made a mighty leap (and I mean MIGHTY) and jumped on the trunk of the car.
"God these Teletubbies like the back of my car!!" I said. It was meant to be a joke but nobody thought it was funny. I suddenly stopped and Po fell off of the trunk. I drove in reverse on top of him and he made that same noise that Tinkie-winkie did when that 18 wheeler ran over him. I sped up again and turned off the driveway onto the open road.
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Was that good?
DG: Nope.
Oh shutup Ozzy.
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
YES!!!
DG: Nope.
Alright that's getting annoying.
DG: Nope.
Vote now!! Also if you don't want to vote tell me in reviews and I will stop putting them in the chapters. Sorry, I can't do anything about the other chapters that I know of.
#1: it was really really good.
#2: it was good.
#3: it was okay.
#4: it needs improvement.
#5: it sucked.
Thank you for voting and read the next chapter now. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Kill the DG!!!!!
DG: Nope.