Disclaimer: What I said at the beginning...AND I completely forgot to say I don't own Cinderella..cus I don't. Hmm, I'm not sure who does...but it's not me!
A/N: Awighty, this was officially written at 2 o'clock this morning (my insomnia was kicking in major)....so...yeah...
Leh Sundance: Thank you! I'm glad my story has some entertainment value;)
Rubix: No need to censor yourself, dearie. Free speech is a must!
Fantasy: Wow! I'm glad you liked it so much. I only hope the next chappies can live up to the first...
Buttons: (squeels) Making people laugh is SO much fun;)
Brownie: Patience, my love. Your cameo is soon to come...this chappie actually...hehe, we most definitely need a new way to say goodbye...teehee
Scene 3
Narrator: Ah. I am glad to see you all back here at Newsie Theatre. Now, we are on to scene 3 which is a wonderful scene with some lovely acting.
CameraGuyBrownie: (is heard laughing insanely from behind the camera. Laughs so hard she drops the camera, falls over, and blacks out. Is quickly replaced by Specs, who was conveniently standing nearby)
Narrator: Ahem. Well, this week we reach a climactic point in the story. Cinderella's trip to the Prince's ball. Let's take a look, shall we?
(curtain rises) (we see the front of the Prince's castle)
CinderSpot: Finally. I'm here! Thank you! (waves to a non-existant carriage offstage) Ok. (takes a deep breath) Here I go.
(CinderSpot, oddly enough, turns a funny shade of purple)
DirectorLee: Spot! Breath out!
CinderSpot: (exhales)
DirectorLee: (mutters) Dumb blonde.
CinderSpot: What?
DirectorLee: (sweetly) Nothing....um, character!
CinderSpot: Oh yeah, Ahem (repeats line) Ok, here I go.
(after a nifty set change we see CinderSpot entering the ball room)
CinderSpot: Oh no! My sisters!
(DelancySisters enter)
OscarSister: Oh my, who is that girl?
MorrisSister: Looks like CinderSpot if ya ask me. (notices DirectorLee glaring madly offstage) ...I mean, that is...I have NO idea, she sure does look lovely though.
OscarSister: Look! Look! It's the Prince!
(PrinceJack enters grandly, and grinning stupidly)
PrinceJack: So many women so little time. Who should I start with?
(wanders through crowd) (notices CinderSpot)
PrinceJack: (bows) May I have this dance?
CinderSpot: (blushes) Of course.
(they dance)
PrinceJack: So, do you get out here often?
CinderSpot: Oh, once in a while. Lovely party isn't it? ...Jack? JACK!
PrinceJack: (is destracted be an extra's neclace) Ooooo Shiney!
CinderSpot: Jack! Focus!
PrinceJack: (snaps out of it) Oh, yes, erm, Quite a lovely party. Would you like to go for a walk?
CinderSpot: Alright.
(another nifty set change) (we see them out on the terrace)
PrinceJack: You know, it's funny, I've just met you, but it seems like I've...O! A penny!
DirectorLee: JACK!
PrinceJack: Er, that is...It seems like I've known you my whole life.
CinderSpot: (smiles) Well, I-
(is cut off by a clock ringing 13)
DirectorLee: What?! Somebody fix that clock. Now!
CinderSpot: Oh dear! I must leave.
PrinceJack: Wait! I don't even know your name!
CinderSpot: I'm so terribly sorry. (heads offstage) (realizes his glass slipper is still on his foot) (gives it s few kicks until it falls off) (finally exits)
DirectorLee: Oh dear Lord.
PrinceJack: (notices slipper) I will find that girl. Then I will marry her! Because I love her!....Hey, this slipper is really shiney! Woo!
SetCrewPieEater: Hey that's my line.
PrinceJack: Oh, sorry...YAY!
SetCrewPieEater: Much better.
PrinceJack: No sweat.
(blackout)
End Scene 3
A/N: Awighty, this was officially written at 2 o'clock this morning (my insomnia was kicking in major)....so...yeah...
Leh Sundance: Thank you! I'm glad my story has some entertainment value;)
Rubix: No need to censor yourself, dearie. Free speech is a must!
Fantasy: Wow! I'm glad you liked it so much. I only hope the next chappies can live up to the first...
Buttons: (squeels) Making people laugh is SO much fun;)
Brownie: Patience, my love. Your cameo is soon to come...this chappie actually...hehe, we most definitely need a new way to say goodbye...teehee
Scene 3
Narrator: Ah. I am glad to see you all back here at Newsie Theatre. Now, we are on to scene 3 which is a wonderful scene with some lovely acting.
CameraGuyBrownie: (is heard laughing insanely from behind the camera. Laughs so hard she drops the camera, falls over, and blacks out. Is quickly replaced by Specs, who was conveniently standing nearby)
Narrator: Ahem. Well, this week we reach a climactic point in the story. Cinderella's trip to the Prince's ball. Let's take a look, shall we?
(curtain rises) (we see the front of the Prince's castle)
CinderSpot: Finally. I'm here! Thank you! (waves to a non-existant carriage offstage) Ok. (takes a deep breath) Here I go.
(CinderSpot, oddly enough, turns a funny shade of purple)
DirectorLee: Spot! Breath out!
CinderSpot: (exhales)
DirectorLee: (mutters) Dumb blonde.
CinderSpot: What?
DirectorLee: (sweetly) Nothing....um, character!
CinderSpot: Oh yeah, Ahem (repeats line) Ok, here I go.
(after a nifty set change we see CinderSpot entering the ball room)
CinderSpot: Oh no! My sisters!
(DelancySisters enter)
OscarSister: Oh my, who is that girl?
MorrisSister: Looks like CinderSpot if ya ask me. (notices DirectorLee glaring madly offstage) ...I mean, that is...I have NO idea, she sure does look lovely though.
OscarSister: Look! Look! It's the Prince!
(PrinceJack enters grandly, and grinning stupidly)
PrinceJack: So many women so little time. Who should I start with?
(wanders through crowd) (notices CinderSpot)
PrinceJack: (bows) May I have this dance?
CinderSpot: (blushes) Of course.
(they dance)
PrinceJack: So, do you get out here often?
CinderSpot: Oh, once in a while. Lovely party isn't it? ...Jack? JACK!
PrinceJack: (is destracted be an extra's neclace) Ooooo Shiney!
CinderSpot: Jack! Focus!
PrinceJack: (snaps out of it) Oh, yes, erm, Quite a lovely party. Would you like to go for a walk?
CinderSpot: Alright.
(another nifty set change) (we see them out on the terrace)
PrinceJack: You know, it's funny, I've just met you, but it seems like I've...O! A penny!
DirectorLee: JACK!
PrinceJack: Er, that is...It seems like I've known you my whole life.
CinderSpot: (smiles) Well, I-
(is cut off by a clock ringing 13)
DirectorLee: What?! Somebody fix that clock. Now!
CinderSpot: Oh dear! I must leave.
PrinceJack: Wait! I don't even know your name!
CinderSpot: I'm so terribly sorry. (heads offstage) (realizes his glass slipper is still on his foot) (gives it s few kicks until it falls off) (finally exits)
DirectorLee: Oh dear Lord.
PrinceJack: (notices slipper) I will find that girl. Then I will marry her! Because I love her!....Hey, this slipper is really shiney! Woo!
SetCrewPieEater: Hey that's my line.
PrinceJack: Oh, sorry...YAY!
SetCrewPieEater: Much better.
PrinceJack: No sweat.
(blackout)
End Scene 3