Gundam Harvest Moon
By: Lone Ronin
Chibi Master: I'm specifically writing it from Heero's perspective. I just find it more fun to speculate what's going on in that coconut of his. Remember, Duo's supposed to be playing the part of his 'wife', and in the game she just sticks around the farm.
Sinnatious: Well, get ready to break your funny bone again. Something tells me to expect those cakes very soon.
Author's notes: Ah, my first finished story. I'm so happy. More weird humor here, that's about it.
Year 2
Spring, Day 2: We purchased our first cow today. I just realized that I'm getting bored and Duo doesn't seem to mind wearing dresses. Not too sure how we will spend our free time. Have decided to continue this whole farming-and-playing-house stuff for now.
Spring, Day 18: Got some packages from Dr. J today, they contain everything we need to set up a lab in the basement. It came with some instructions on experiments he wanted us to conduct.
Spring, Day 19: Bought 2 more cows, experiments are coming along well. Cows are growing fast and no longer go mad. Progress.
Spring, Day 20: Duo has continued experimenting with livestock, genetically modifying them to make them grow faster and produce more. Cows now give twice as much milk and chickens give three times as much eggs. Both grow to maturity in about 3 to 4 days. However, they also seem to be becoming more aggressive. Need to get back to Duo on that one, he needs to work on how he alters those things.
Spring, Day 22: Have also decided to genetically alter some flowers for the festival. Most have turned out well, especially the Venus Flytraps. Have decided to leave behind the one that sprouted creepy dripping octopoid tentacles though, we don't want to scare the kids.
Spring, Day 23: Took Duo to the Flower Festival today. I don't think I had hay fever this time, my mind was foggy due to the benedryl, but Duo assured me I danced well. For him, I guess only stepping on his feet about 3 or 4 times counts as dancing well. Our flowers were a big hit with everyone, except Nina. I didn't know it's teeth were that sharp, but at least her hair will grow back.
Summer, Day 14: Duo's started making moonshine, a true sign that we're out in hillbilly country. So far, the signs seem positive: I haven't gone blind. Yet.
Summer, Day 30: The mayor dropped by today to inform me that 'my parents' would be coming in a year to check on me and also to ask as to why I had not married 'my wife' before she moved in with me. When I told him I would settle for a common law relationship, he began to lecture me on how immoral 'alternative lifestyles' are. I answered in kind by pulling out my gun. He left very quickly after that.
Fall, Day 1: Maria gave me a thank you card today. Turns out that the mayor was her father. I think she likes me.
Fall, Day 6: Sold the rancher a chicken today. The chicken killed the rest of his livestock when he arrived with it at his shop. He wasn't very happy about it.
Fall, Day 10: Ellen informed me that the chicken I gave to her uncle had eaten her beloved pet bird, P-chan. I offered her another chicken as consolation; she reacted rather poorly to that suggestion.
Fall, Day 12: Duo spiked the stew at the Harvest Festival today with his moonshine. He then swiped Ann's machine while all the villagers were wasted. We haven't quite figured out what it does yet.
Fall, Day 14: Purchased our 12th cow today. Not quite sure what to do with it, the rancher flat out refuses to buy any of our animals, not even sure why we're still farming.
Fall, Day 15: Wild dogs came after the livestock during the night. The genetically modified cows and chickens killed them all, then went on a rampage and killed every single wild dog for 50 miles around. Turned out to be a blessing in disguise. We don't need to repair the fences now.
Fall, Day 19: We had been asked to bring some eggs to color and hide for the Egg Hunt. We have decided to use the eggs from the genetically modified chickens. The chickens are becoming smarter and are much better at guarding their eggs.
Fall, Day 20: Egg Hunt was an absolute disaster. Turns out that the genetically modified eggs were so acidic inside that their shells dissolved followed by the chests they were hidden in. The chickens also managed to escape from their coop and came after the villagers to avenge their eggs. Almost everyone escaped with minor injuries except for Eve. She should have known better then to wear high heels at an event that required running around.
Fall, Day 27: Ann dropped by today asking if she could look around the farm for one of her inventions that had gone missing. She found it being guarded by the genetically modified chickens. She probably will regain full use of her arms and hands with time.
Winter, Day 10: Thanksgiving Festival was today, but I didn't get any cakes except from Duo and his was terrible. Ann is taking longer then I thought to recover so she couldn't cook, Maria and Ellen don't like how we genetically modified our livestock, Nina's still upset over the fiasco at the Flower Festival and Eve's still unhappy about what happened to her at the Egg Hunt.
Winter, Day 24: Took Duo to the spa in the evening to celebrate the Star Festival. Ran into Ann there doing rehab, her arms seems to be healing nicely.
Winter, Day 30: New Year festival was today. Duo and I already have made our New Year's resolution. Rather then just searching for the spy, we'll just blow up the whole colony. Much more fun then this whole espionage business.
Spring, Day 1: Finished destroying colony and we're now getting out of here. Looks like a great start to the year!
More Notes: Well, that's the end. I hope you enjoyed it. Feel free to leave any reviews/suggestions/comments (like 'what the heck have you been smoking?'). Well, time to get back to the rest of my stories.
By: Lone Ronin
Chibi Master: I'm specifically writing it from Heero's perspective. I just find it more fun to speculate what's going on in that coconut of his. Remember, Duo's supposed to be playing the part of his 'wife', and in the game she just sticks around the farm.
Sinnatious: Well, get ready to break your funny bone again. Something tells me to expect those cakes very soon.
Author's notes: Ah, my first finished story. I'm so happy. More weird humor here, that's about it.
Year 2
Spring, Day 2: We purchased our first cow today. I just realized that I'm getting bored and Duo doesn't seem to mind wearing dresses. Not too sure how we will spend our free time. Have decided to continue this whole farming-and-playing-house stuff for now.
Spring, Day 18: Got some packages from Dr. J today, they contain everything we need to set up a lab in the basement. It came with some instructions on experiments he wanted us to conduct.
Spring, Day 19: Bought 2 more cows, experiments are coming along well. Cows are growing fast and no longer go mad. Progress.
Spring, Day 20: Duo has continued experimenting with livestock, genetically modifying them to make them grow faster and produce more. Cows now give twice as much milk and chickens give three times as much eggs. Both grow to maturity in about 3 to 4 days. However, they also seem to be becoming more aggressive. Need to get back to Duo on that one, he needs to work on how he alters those things.
Spring, Day 22: Have also decided to genetically alter some flowers for the festival. Most have turned out well, especially the Venus Flytraps. Have decided to leave behind the one that sprouted creepy dripping octopoid tentacles though, we don't want to scare the kids.
Spring, Day 23: Took Duo to the Flower Festival today. I don't think I had hay fever this time, my mind was foggy due to the benedryl, but Duo assured me I danced well. For him, I guess only stepping on his feet about 3 or 4 times counts as dancing well. Our flowers were a big hit with everyone, except Nina. I didn't know it's teeth were that sharp, but at least her hair will grow back.
Summer, Day 14: Duo's started making moonshine, a true sign that we're out in hillbilly country. So far, the signs seem positive: I haven't gone blind. Yet.
Summer, Day 30: The mayor dropped by today to inform me that 'my parents' would be coming in a year to check on me and also to ask as to why I had not married 'my wife' before she moved in with me. When I told him I would settle for a common law relationship, he began to lecture me on how immoral 'alternative lifestyles' are. I answered in kind by pulling out my gun. He left very quickly after that.
Fall, Day 1: Maria gave me a thank you card today. Turns out that the mayor was her father. I think she likes me.
Fall, Day 6: Sold the rancher a chicken today. The chicken killed the rest of his livestock when he arrived with it at his shop. He wasn't very happy about it.
Fall, Day 10: Ellen informed me that the chicken I gave to her uncle had eaten her beloved pet bird, P-chan. I offered her another chicken as consolation; she reacted rather poorly to that suggestion.
Fall, Day 12: Duo spiked the stew at the Harvest Festival today with his moonshine. He then swiped Ann's machine while all the villagers were wasted. We haven't quite figured out what it does yet.
Fall, Day 14: Purchased our 12th cow today. Not quite sure what to do with it, the rancher flat out refuses to buy any of our animals, not even sure why we're still farming.
Fall, Day 15: Wild dogs came after the livestock during the night. The genetically modified cows and chickens killed them all, then went on a rampage and killed every single wild dog for 50 miles around. Turned out to be a blessing in disguise. We don't need to repair the fences now.
Fall, Day 19: We had been asked to bring some eggs to color and hide for the Egg Hunt. We have decided to use the eggs from the genetically modified chickens. The chickens are becoming smarter and are much better at guarding their eggs.
Fall, Day 20: Egg Hunt was an absolute disaster. Turns out that the genetically modified eggs were so acidic inside that their shells dissolved followed by the chests they were hidden in. The chickens also managed to escape from their coop and came after the villagers to avenge their eggs. Almost everyone escaped with minor injuries except for Eve. She should have known better then to wear high heels at an event that required running around.
Fall, Day 27: Ann dropped by today asking if she could look around the farm for one of her inventions that had gone missing. She found it being guarded by the genetically modified chickens. She probably will regain full use of her arms and hands with time.
Winter, Day 10: Thanksgiving Festival was today, but I didn't get any cakes except from Duo and his was terrible. Ann is taking longer then I thought to recover so she couldn't cook, Maria and Ellen don't like how we genetically modified our livestock, Nina's still upset over the fiasco at the Flower Festival and Eve's still unhappy about what happened to her at the Egg Hunt.
Winter, Day 24: Took Duo to the spa in the evening to celebrate the Star Festival. Ran into Ann there doing rehab, her arms seems to be healing nicely.
Winter, Day 30: New Year festival was today. Duo and I already have made our New Year's resolution. Rather then just searching for the spy, we'll just blow up the whole colony. Much more fun then this whole espionage business.
Spring, Day 1: Finished destroying colony and we're now getting out of here. Looks like a great start to the year!
More Notes: Well, that's the end. I hope you enjoyed it. Feel free to leave any reviews/suggestions/comments (like 'what the heck have you been smoking?'). Well, time to get back to the rest of my stories.