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Marik: Danielle/Ketaruema Get back to work!
Danielle/Ketaruema: See what I mean. A special thanks to the five people who reviewed my past chapters.
Kera: hey I reviewed too!
Danielle/Ketaruema: I'm getting to that. Sorry for not having this chapter up faster but being a vampire (big news flash to those of you that didn't know that) I can only type at night, and you know, I got hungry :L and the full moon thing too. (I have a thing for moonlight)
Kera: No flamers! If you do Danielle will find you and well it's too horrible to explain so no flamers (it's for your own good)
Danielle/Ketaruema: thank you mind slave Kera
Kera: Hey that's not nice!
Danielle/Ketaruema: so, I'm not a nice person ;P And here's a brief description of me in case you flame my story! I'm 5' 8" with long gold brown hair (down to my waist) that looks like fire in the sunset, and gold brown eyes. I'm also extremely pale (duh!) (In the moonlight I almost glow) and very thin.
Marik: Story, Now!
Danielle/Ketaruema: all right keep your shirt on (hmm there's a thought.)
"That is possible, but why would Kaiba come all the way out here to find you, why not wait for you to return home?" Marik said skeptically. "He probably came to his senses and is looking for his love ("Said Ketaruema almost in a trance. "Ketaruema, I have one problem with this, I don't love Seto you do and this is my body!" Danielle shouted at her invisible yami. "No one is going anywhere until I get my apprentice trained" Yelled Marik entering the argument. At that Danielle/Ketaruema abruptly stopped yelling and stared at Marik. "Well than let's train!" Danielle and Ketaruema shouted in unison. Lesson one: severing ones mind from their body
Marik: here's our volunteer (not!) for you to practice on (points to Arkana) Hey Arkana get over here!
Arkana: Yes master?
Marik: I want you to do something really important, go stand over there. OK Danielle/Ketaruema start!
Danielle/Ketaruema: (raises hand, concentrates then flicks hand aside and Arkana collapses) that was fun
Arkana: XX
Marik: Dear lord Ra! You're a natural!
450 lessons (2 hours) later
Ketaruema: Now that we're done with the training can I go find Seto?
Marik: Well.....
Danielle: Marik quit lying to me I know that you don't want me to leave.
Marik: well um aa.....
Danielle: I don't want to leave you Marik. This is a huge problem for me because my yami loves someone else (sob) and I, I love you Marik. There I finally said It (blushes until bright red in her face) (you know, that's really hard to do with a vampire)
Marik: (looks shocked but relieved at the same time, then blushes profusely) Would you like to go on a date?
Danielle: Yes! (Little hearts floating above her head)
Ketaruema: Danielle! What about Seto?
Danielle: you love him, not me and this is my body! (Sticks tongue out at invisible Yami)
Marik: I can solve this problem, Danielle you're a Necromancer, right? If I find you a suitable body could you put Ketaruema's mind in it, freeing you?
Danielle: I guess that I could, but I've grown attached to my Yami. I mean haven't you Marik, I know he can be a bit sadistic and homicidal at times but if he left wouldn't you be a little lonely?
Marik: well I guess so, but the separation wouldn't have to be permanent. Just long enough for Ketaruema to find Seto.
Danielle: All right, I'll separate from Ketaruema.
Ketaruema: What am I, a piece of meat to be bargained for?
Marik & Danielle: Shut up! Later
Marik and Danielle/Ketaruema managed to find a body to transfer Ketaruema into a little after sunset. (Basically when Danielle got hungry snicker) "Ketaruema you have to leave me now" Danielle said. (Sob)
Danielle: Aargh! I have a freaking writers block (gasp!) (Tosses computer out window)(Someone below starts screaming about computers falling from the sky)
Marik: Danielle calm down! Don't make me call the mental hospital. (Ducks to avoid a flying dictionary)
Danielle: well you'd feel the same way if you had a writers block!
Marik: True, but that's why I make you do all of the writing.
Danielle: Aarghhhhh! (Picks up desk and lifts it above her head)
Evil Marik: you're so cutely demonic when you're mad, did you know that?
Danielle: Thanks, you're always cute (tosses desk at Evil Marik)
Evil Marik: (ducks just barely missing getting hit with the desk) shit, you're strong too.
Danielle: Duh!! (All of the sudden behind Marik, and grabs him and puts Marik in a choke hold)
Marik: you can let me go now.
Danielle: Now why would I do something that nice?
Evil Marik: Good point, that's why I like you better than Bikoura.
Danielle: yeah, he was always whining about me giving you more attention than him.
Evil Marik: So, he was just jealous. And will you please let me go now or do I have to use my millennium rod.
Danielle: did you just say please?! Who are you and what did you do with the real Yami Marik?
(Pulls off mask) Bikoura: yeah it's me, how'd you guess?
Danielle: I've never heard Yami Marik use the words please and cute, they just aren't in his vocabulary. But thanks for the complement and also please don't pretend to be Yami Marik again, I let you off easy, next time I'll kill you. And where did you put Marik, you had better not have hurt him (Gets creepy demonic look on face)
Bikoura: eep! (Shrinks in fear from the angry super powerful vampiric necromancer) No I didn't hurt him (much) I'll go get him. (Dashes off and returns 3 seconds later with Marik then runs at top speed to the nearest airport)
Marik: what a jackass, after all I did for him he goes ahead and jumps me ties me up and shoves me in a closet.
Danielle: OK enough drama here lets get back to the original story.
(Ceremony commences)
Danielle: Kekou nakeru tera derak gouri minec jreotou koure djet toyoto lesaret deroga tekou nyaru bagoura se ediscou youkie strefi infekio kaya. (Translation: Lord Ra allow me control over this soul so I may remove it from its imprisonment within me and to allow it freedom.)(Danielle begins to glow and a whitish form is floating above her head and then is sucked into the body on the ground)
Marik: that was amazing!
Ketaruema: what the fuck did you do to me, it feels like I was run over by all three god monsters at once. Wait, you didn't separate me did you? Shit! You did!
Danielle: now you can go off to find Kaiba and I'll stay here with Marik.
Ketaruema: so I guess this is good bye...
Danielle: go, get out of my sight, find Kaiba before I get hungry again and attack you.
Well that's the end of chapter 3, and the story splits off from here chapter 4 is about Ketaruema and chapter 5 is about Danielle. Yes, now they're different people too. And if you have any suggestions, no matter how bad they are, for things to include in my next chapter please tell me. Bye for now