Danielle: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh, I'm not even sure I own myself.
Ketaruema: can we get to my story yet?
Kera: Do I get to appear too? And not just in the intro?
Danielle: (screeches and makes evil demonic face, =L you know like the one the vampires make on Angel) Quit bugging me!!! I'll include all of you if you just leave me alone! Wait I'm hungry, reviewers come here for a moment. (Someone screams then Danielle reappears)
Kera: uh Danielle, you missed a spot.
Danielle: thanks (wipes blood from chin) All you mortals out there had better review my story or you'll end up like that flamer (he did taste good though)
Ketaruema's story
Ketaruema: Where could Seto be hiding. (Shadi steps out from the wall in front of her) Quit doing that!
Shadi: I see you remember me, where's your vessel?
Ketaruema: We're separate now.
Shadi: well that would explain why you look like you did five millennia ago. Off to find Seto I presume?
Ketaruema: How'd you guess. (Duh!) What do you want now?
Shadi: to tell you to be careful (as usual) and not to kill Seto, he's vital to the future.
Ketaruema: I know I'm a little violent at times, but kill my love Seto! Are you crazy?!
Shadi: I'm not but you are going to come to a time where killing Seto seems like a good idea.
Ketaruema: screw you! (Storms off down the street)
Shadi: she has to learn to control that temper.
Ketaruema: (from a distance) I heard that! (Gives Shadi the one finger salute and continues on her way)
(Someplace else)
Seto: I just can't stop thinking about what that woman said and why does it feel so familiar?
Mokuba: I don't know Seto, but if you ask me it sounds like she has some part in your past.
Seto: Not you too, I knew Yugi was a bad influence on you mokuba.
Mokuba: well that's the only explanation that makes sense. And how else could she have gotten past your security guards, I mean a normal woman of her strength and stature should have been easily captured and thrown out.
Seto: so, she could have had Marik do that for her, but it's something about her face, when I see it I feel something I don't know what but I feel something. (Gasp! Could this feeling be love?)
Mokuba: Oooo!
Seto: Now it sounds like you've spent too much time with wheeler. Don't tell Yugi and gang that I've said this but I think I should find Shadi and ask him to bring back my memory of the past.
Mokuba: Why the sudden change in opinion? This just isn't like you Seto, are you sick?
Seto: I'm not sure myself.
Kroque: Mr. Kaiba you have an incoming call.
Seto: How many times have I told you to knock before entering! Kroque you're fired! And tell the person calling to shove it!
Kroque: shove it where?
Seto: anywhere he damn well pleases!
Mokuba: don't you think you were a little hard on him?
Seto: no, I don't tolerate incompetent employees.
(Duelist Kingdom)
Kroque: Master Pegasus I have been discovered.
Pegasus: Really Kroque, how hard is it to act as a spy for just two weeks.
Kroque: Sir I did manage to get some information about Mr. Kaiba's weaknesses.
Pegasus: So you did do something right after all. What's the information on?
Kroque: Well while I was eaves dropping I kept hearing the name Ketaruema, I think that Mr. Kaiba may have feelings for her.
Pegasus: So Kaiba boy has finally found someone, good for him. Ah I remember my dear Cecilia all to well...
Kroque: shall I continue with the plan? One question sir, why not just kidnap Mokuba again?
Pegasus: That's old, every bad guy here has tried to kidnap him and Kaiba boy expects that kind of a move.
(On a plane heading towards Japan)
Ketaruema: Urrk! I hate flying, I thought boats were bad urrk. Well I shall endure it all if it is to see my Seto again. (Ugh, hurk, chunks fly)(At that time Ketaruema barfed upon a very important looking Japanese official)
Flight Attendant: We will be landing soon, please fasten your seat belts and place your trays in the upright position. Thank you for flying on Japan air and have a nice day.
(Later off the plane)
Ketaruema: now where is Kaiba corp.?
Random person: are you Miss Ketaruema? Kaiba sent me to get you from the airport.
Ketaruema: really, he didn't even know I was coming. (Gets suspicious look in eyes)
Random person: yes but he has spies everywhere. Now please follow me to our escort.
Ketaruema: wait, aren't you Kroque?! This just isn't right you're Pegasus's goon not Kaiba's. I'm not going with you! (Blasts Kroque with shadow magic and knocks him unconscious, two more body guards come running and get blasted by shadow magic also)(And at that same time the official Ketaruema barfed on got hit by a flying body guard it's just not his day)
(Duelist Kingdom)
Pegasus: KROQUE!!!!!
Kroque: yes sir?
Pegasus: How is it possible that you fail two easy missions within one week?!
Kroque: Well um sir capturing the girl wasn't as easy a we had thought.
Pegasus: and why not? She was just a defenseless woman, don't tell me she beat you over the head with her purse and you gave up.
Kroque: No she had some form of magic, I thing shadow magic to be specific.
Pegasus: But she has to have a millennium item to use shadow magic, and I know who all of the owners of the Items are.
Kroque: But sir I saw her use it and I felt it right before I got knocked out.
Pegasus: Yes, and I heard she took out two of my biggest body guards also, maybe she is of more interest to me than I had first thought...
(Downtown Tokyo)
Ketaruema: (she finds the unlucky official) Sir I'm sorry for barfing on you, but could you tell me where Kaiba corp. is?
Japanese Official: I accept your apology Miss, and I'll do better than tell you where Kaiba corp. is because I work there, actually I should be there right now, but thanks to your airsickness I'm late.
Ketaruema: Well if you do take me there I'll take credit for the whole mess.
Japanese Official: OK, my name is Keriot Tasuki.
Ketaruema: My name is Ketaruema, pleased to meet you. Now can we leave?
Keriot Tasuki: Yeah we should leave.
(Kaiba corp. entrance)
Keriot Tasuki: why do you want to see Mr. Kaiba so badly that you would volunteer to get yelled at?
Ketaruema: well, lets just say I have an urgent appointment with Mr. Kaiba.
Keriot Tasuki: Whatever, it's your funeral.
Danielle: yeah, school's almost over (yes, even us vampires have to go to school) but what's even better is there are only four days (nights for me) of school left and I'm faking sick! No more eighth grade! Wohoo! Yesterday my class went to Valley Fair, it was hell, for one thing I was soaked the whole day, it was cold and raining, and the lines were too long.
Marik: back to the story my dear. (Giving Danielle a foot rub)
Danielle: tehee.
Kemo: Mr. Kaiba there is a woman here to see you.
Seto: it better not be Ishizu again
Kemo: It's someone by the name of Ketaruema, she came in with Mr. Tasuki.
Seto: send her in. (A few moments later)
Seto: Ketaruema, I was beginning to wonder when you would show up again, all of the other Egyptian lunatics do.
Ketaruema: how dare you call me a lunatic! Kaiba boy.
Seto: how do you know about that?!
Ketaruema: a little horse told me. ;) So now we're even. Oh and sorry for sending your secretary Kera to the shadow realm, she wouldn't let me through.
Seto: I see, where's Marik and Bikoura?
Ketaruema: I left them back in Egypt with my hakari Danielle.
Seto: you are strange, but then again if you're a Yami you must be somewhat talented at duel monsters. I challenge you to a duel, 4000 life points.
Ketaruema: I accept, and just to make this interesting I'm taking the duel to the shadow realm.
Seto: what's the catch? Shadow games always have a nasty little twist.
Ketaruema: you caught me. The catch is that with every life points you lose you get back a part of your past self, and if you lose all of your life points you fully regain your past self. (Basically he gets a Yami) But if I lose I go back to the shadow realm for eternity until someone releases me. Deal?
Seto: deal!
Ketaruema: I'll go first, I play Maha Vailo in attack mode and then I'll attach wicked-breaking Flameberge- Baou and fairy meteor crush. Making his attack 3050. And I place two cards face down. Your turn.
Seto: I place a monster in defense and place two cards face down. (Shit, where did she get cards that rare, not even my blue-eyes can beat that card now.)
Ketaruema: I flip the card reasoning, Seto call out a monster level.
Seto: four
Ketaruema: now I pick up cards until I get a monster, oh look here's a monster in the first draw. To bad Kaiba you called wrong, it's a level seven- Barrel Dragon. Now I get to summon it to the field because you called wrong. And now because that was a special summon I will normal summon the Bistro Butcher in attack mode. I will also activate Barrel dragon's effect (flip 3 coins if two of the three are heads destroy one monster on your opponents side of the field.)(Flips coins) yeah! Two heads, bye face down monster! Now Maha Vailo attack Seto Directly!
Seto: Not so fast, I flip Mirror Force sending your monsters attack right back at you.
Ketaruema: Nice try Seto, but I flip seven tools of a bandit negating your Mirror Force. And now Barrel Dragon attack Seto directly! Tehee, I won! (A bright light surrounds Seto and then he falls unconscious a few moments later he gets up stares around the room and finally speaks)
Priest Seto: How did I get here? Heishin did you do this?!
Ketaruema: Dearest Seto, you're back!
Priest Seto: Ketaruema? How did you get here? I thought you were dead.
Ketaruema: Seto, I was dead but now I am reborn as are you. We are together again.
Seto: What the fuck! So Yugi and Shadi weren't just spouting gibberish, I really do have a past self.
Ketaruema: what do you thing I've been trying to tell you! Now will you let me continue to talk to your other self?
Priest Seto: You mean Heishin is dead? Well at least we're free of him, but one thing that bothers me is where is your other self?
Ketaruema: My other self is a necromancer so she separated me from her so she could go on living with Marik while I searched for you.
Priest Seto: well if you got separated from your present self can't I get separated too?
Ketaruema: Well, I guess so, but then we have to go all the way back to Egypt, and I get air sick. But I suppose I can go.
To make an already long story shorter, they got on the plane and went to Egypt then met up with Danielle.
Danielle: well that's the end of the fourth chapter please review! See ya!
Marik: you had better review otherwise you'll make Danielle cry, and If you do I'll find you and punish you!
