SCREEN NAMES:

Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6

Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252

Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)

Dean's screen name: Dean905

Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717

Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90

Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus

Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad

CHAPTER 3

BookWorm252: Hi Ron.

RunningWeasel6: Hey, Hermione. I talked to Neville about my plan, you know where I pretend to be going out with Janie. Well, she's on right now, so hurry up, sign off, and then come back on in fifteen minutes, OK?"

BookWorm252: All right, good luck, Ron. Please don't make Parvati to mad.

RunningWeasel6: I'll try.

BookWorm252 signed off at 7:16 PM.

RunningWeasel6: Hello, Parvati.

DivinationQueen90: Hi, Ron, how are you?

RunningWeasel6: I'm all right, but I have to tell you something.

DivinationQueen90: What? That you think I'm a slut? Well, Ron, I all read know that.

RunningWeasel6: No, not that. it's just, I don't know how to say this..

DivinationQueen90: Say what?

RunningWeasel6: That I have a girlfriend.

DivinationQueen90: So? Why would I care, it's not like I have a crush on YOU or anything.

RunningWeasel6: My girlfriend's Janie.

DivinationQueen90: Janie who?

RunningWeasel6: Damn, talk about being family oriented.

DivinationQueen90: What?! Ronald you are driving me insane! Just shit it out!

RunningWeasel6: Shit it out?

DivinationQueen90: I meant spit, spit it out.

RunningWeasel6: Janie is your cousin, Parvati.

DivinationQueen90: WHAT?

RunningWeasel6: Janie is you cousin!

DivinationQueen90: No, that's bad. you can't be dating her!

RunningWeasel6: I'm not.

DivinationQueen90: Oh, thank God!

RunningWeasel6: Neville is.

DivinationQueen90: Wait, you're trying to tell me that Neville is dating my cousin?

RunningWeasel6: uh-huh.

DivinationQueen90: YOU MAKE ME SICK! ABSOLUTELY SICK! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THAT! LIE TO ME ABOUT NEVILLE DATING MY COUSIN. WELL, RON, I DIDN'T FALL FOR IT! I KNOW THAT YOU'RE JUST A DIRTY LITTLE LAIR! YOU GROSS PIECE OF SHIT! I HOPE YOU DIE AND ROT IN THE GROUND AND MAGGOTS EAT OUT YOUR EYEBALLS! I HATE YOU!

RunningWeasel6: I'm not lying!

DivinationQueen90: You are!

RunningWeasel6: Change you screen name you DramaQueen90!

DivinationQeen90: Get out of my face!

RunningWeasel6: We're on computers Parvati, I can't see your face.

DivinationQueen90: I hope you die!

DivinationQueen90 signed off at 7:20. RunningWeasel6: That went well.

RunningWeasel6: Now I'm talking to myself again.

(A/N What's Neville gunna do when he finds out? Review and I'll post the next chapter and then you can find out!)