"Thank you Link, you have saved us once again." said Princess Zelda. "For saving my life I will grant you one request."
"My only request is that you marry me right now." said the eager Link.
"Alright, I will marry you." said Zelda
One Year Later...
Back in Kokiri Village... Zelda has moved in with link and has become a mother though the baby soon died of disease. Link is back to killing monsters and smoking pot to ease his mind.
"I am getting tired of saving these humans with their evil chickens," said Link,"Now I see why Gannon was always trying to take over the world. I'm going to Hyrule for the day."
"Have fun and don't spend all our money on pot like you usually do." said Zelda
Two Hours Later...
"Finally, the Temple Of Time, I will become ruler of this sorry excuse of a planet ." said Link. He walked in and found the Triforce with no trouble. Before he was able to use it the Zora Princess Ruto appeared.
"What the hell are you doing here you damn fish?!" asked Link.
"You said you would marry me and now you will ." said Ruto.
"Like hell I will," said Link as he pulled out the Master Swordand sliced her into eight peices,"Finally, now i don't have to listen to her nagging."
Link grabbed the Triforce and wished to become ruler of the world and to become a demon. "Now time to go buy some pot."
One Year Later...
"Link must be stopped at all costs." thought Zelda."He has been executing people daily."
Zelda remembers hearing of people who fight demons on a daily basis, they called themselves spirit detectives. She then uses her powers to open a portal to the spirit world and closes it before anyone has a chance to follow her. Her greeting was not what she had expected, Ogres came and surrounded her with various weapons. Soon a talking baby came in and told the Ogres to leave.
"Welcome to the spirit world, I am Koenma, son of King Enma. You Must be Zelda, I have been wait5ing for you to come." said Koenma. "I have a favor to ask of you."
"I will do anything as long as you promise to destroy Link." said Zelda.
"I Will have my best team fight him as laong as you help them train and fight him together." said Koenma.
"Sure, I would love nothing more than to see Link killed." said Zelda.
"Botan, call in team Urameshi, they are the only ones that will be able to destroy him." said Koenma.
20 minutes later
"This had better be important shrimp, I was on a date with Keiko when Botan grabbed me." said the angy Yusuke.
"Princess Zelda has come for help, Link has taken over ger world and is executing innocent people." said Koenma.
"My only request is that you marry me right now." said the eager Link.
"Alright, I will marry you." said Zelda
One Year Later...
Back in Kokiri Village... Zelda has moved in with link and has become a mother though the baby soon died of disease. Link is back to killing monsters and smoking pot to ease his mind.
"I am getting tired of saving these humans with their evil chickens," said Link,"Now I see why Gannon was always trying to take over the world. I'm going to Hyrule for the day."
"Have fun and don't spend all our money on pot like you usually do." said Zelda
Two Hours Later...
"Finally, the Temple Of Time, I will become ruler of this sorry excuse of a planet ." said Link. He walked in and found the Triforce with no trouble. Before he was able to use it the Zora Princess Ruto appeared.
"What the hell are you doing here you damn fish?!" asked Link.
"You said you would marry me and now you will ." said Ruto.
"Like hell I will," said Link as he pulled out the Master Swordand sliced her into eight peices,"Finally, now i don't have to listen to her nagging."
Link grabbed the Triforce and wished to become ruler of the world and to become a demon. "Now time to go buy some pot."
One Year Later...
"Link must be stopped at all costs." thought Zelda."He has been executing people daily."
Zelda remembers hearing of people who fight demons on a daily basis, they called themselves spirit detectives. She then uses her powers to open a portal to the spirit world and closes it before anyone has a chance to follow her. Her greeting was not what she had expected, Ogres came and surrounded her with various weapons. Soon a talking baby came in and told the Ogres to leave.
"Welcome to the spirit world, I am Koenma, son of King Enma. You Must be Zelda, I have been wait5ing for you to come." said Koenma. "I have a favor to ask of you."
"I will do anything as long as you promise to destroy Link." said Zelda.
"I Will have my best team fight him as laong as you help them train and fight him together." said Koenma.
"Sure, I would love nothing more than to see Link killed." said Zelda.
"Botan, call in team Urameshi, they are the only ones that will be able to destroy him." said Koenma.
20 minutes later
"This had better be important shrimp, I was on a date with Keiko when Botan grabbed me." said the angy Yusuke.
"Princess Zelda has come for help, Link has taken over ger world and is executing innocent people." said Koenma.