A/N Sorry this took so long to update!!!
Disclaimer: Don't own this! I promise you I DO NOT own Harry Potter. I own the idea for this story, but not Harry Potter, or instant messenger.
SCREEN NAMES:
Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
CHAPTER 4
(A/N this takes place right where chapter 3 left off. Now it's been fifteen minutes since Hermione signed off and now she's back on again.)
BookWorm252: How'd it go?
RunningWeasel6: I'm going to e-mail you the conversation.
BookWorm252: OK.
RunningWeasel6: Check your mail.
BookWorm252: K.
(A minute later) BookWorm252: Oh, boy. Ron, this is not good. She's really angry.
RunningWeasel6: Not only is she angry, Hermione, she didn't believe me.
BookWorm252: Oh, poor Neville! Ron! What the heck are we gunna do?!
RunningWeasel6: How the hell should I know? Damn it, you're the genus. Come up with a plan.
BookWorm252: We have to talk to Neville.
RunningWeasel6: We can take turns waiting for him to come on line, but, knowing Neville, that'll be years from now.
BookWorm252: I really don't think you have the right to make fun of Neville after all of this, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: You're right.
BookWorm252: Of course I am. Now, for a plan. Look, Lavender's on, let's try talking to her.
RunningWeasel6: Parvati's best friend? No, Hermione, I don't think so.
BookWorm252: Well we're going to. Let's go into a chat room
IN THE CHAT
LavFlower1717: So, I got a very interesting e-mail from Parvati, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Oh, shit.
LavFlower1717: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?
RunningWeasel6: That I was trying to help my friend, because he was having a problem with his girlfriend. And so I tried to help him out! Is it my fault Janie and Parvati don't get along? No! Is it my fault Parvati didn't believe me? NO!
LavFlower1717: You make me so mad! I've never gotten along with you and I don't know why I thought one summer would make a difference!
RunningWeasel6: Lavender, that's a load of crap.
LavFlower1717: What is?
RunningWeasel6: That you and I never got along. We've always been OK with each other. See, that's what always bothered me about you, Lavender. That because Parvati didn't like something then you weren't allowed to like it. Do you even like Divination, Lavender? Or does your friend make you like it? And now because your friend's mad at me you have to be mad at me too.
LavFlower1717: My favorite subject's charms, but I really do like Divination, Ron. And your right just because my friend's mad at you, doesn't mean that I have to be mad at you. But, are you lying?
RunningWeasel6: No! Damn it! I'm not lying, and the truth makes everyone so mad! Would you like me to lie? OK, here goes. My name is Ron, I've never gotten in trouble in my life, I'm an only child with VERY rich parents, my friend Neville is NOT dating Parvati's cousin. There's no Voldemort, so no one ever dies, Harry hasn't gone through hell. Hermione's so dumb that when Mrs. Trelawny (the smartest teacher in the school) asked her to find Uranus on the map of the Solar System, she mooned the class. And Lavender, you're so fat that when you were lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push you back into the water. Those are all lies, and I'm telling you the truth, Neville IS dating Parvati's cousin.
LavFlower1717: I believe you, don't have a freakin' cow, but I don't want to stick by you, or Parvati, because I think you're both being ass holes. no offense.
RunningWeasel6: None taken.
LavFlower1717: Then what do I do!? I don't want to take your side or Parvati's.
BookWorm252: Then takes Neville's side.
LavFlower1717: Oh, hi, Hermione, I forgot you were here.
BookWorm252: Stick by Neville, he'll need you.
LavFlower1717: All right, this is the oddest argument I've ever had. Well see ya, I g2g.
RunningWeasel6: Bye.
LavFlower1717 signed off at 7:56.
BookWorm252: Wow, that was a really screwed up conversation.
RunningWeasel6: Who's side are you choosing. Listen, Hermione, if you're mad at me for screwing this up I'll understand. If you just want to back out of this and stay neutral, I'll understand.
BookWorm252: Ron Weasley! When have I EVER gone against you or Harry when you needed me?
RunningWeasel6: Uh... jeez Hermione, let me ponder this a few minutes.... VICTOR KRUM!
BookWorm252: Ron, please don't bring him up, you know I broke up with him. And I wasn't being a traitor. Don't worry, I'll stick by you, I promise.
RunningWeasel6: Good (
BookWorm252: Not good.
RunningWeasel6: What?
BookWorm252: Neville's on. You have to break the news to him.
RunningWeasel6: Me? By myself? Will you help?
BookWorm252: Ron, this is something that you're gunna need to do by yourself.
RunningWeasel6: You're not my mother, Hermione.
BookWorm252: No, but, I'm not the one who called Parvati a slut. Even though she is. Now, I'm inviting Neville in the chat room.
RunningWeasel6: Hi, Neville.
TrevorTheToad: I got a very peculiar e-mail from Parvati. It was about people shitting things out... but it was also your little plan in action, know anything about that, Ron?
RunningWeasel6: No.
BookWorm252: Ron!
RunningWeasel6: Yes.
TrevorTheToad: Parvati's pretty angry.
RunningWeasel6: Yeah, I'm sorry, Neville.
TrevorTheToad: I'm not mad at you... I'm mad that you didn't do what I told you. I told you to be really nice to her, and not to use sarcasm. Now everything's all fucked up.
RunningWeasel6: Did you just say the F word? Wow, that was out of character.
BookWorm252: Ron!
RunningWeasel6: Sorry.
TrevorTheToad: Parvati's on... do I have to talk to her now?
BookWorm252: Neville, you have to handle this, OK? Ron and I will be back in fifteen minutes to see how everything is.
BookWorm252 signed off at 8:03 PM.
RunningWeasel6: Tell her that Ron doesn't want to have maggots eat his eyes.
TrevorTheToad: That's an interesting request. What do I really tell her?
RunningWeasel6: That you've made out with her cousin all ready and for her to get over it.
BookWorm252 signed on at 8:04 PM.
BookWorm252: Ron, stop offering bad advice and get off line.
RunningWeasel6: How did you know I was offering him advice and that I hadn't signed off yet?
BookWorm252: Five years is a long time to know someone, Ron. Get off line.
RunningWeasel6: Yes Ma'am! (A/N is that right?? The Ma'am part?? Someone tell me please)
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 8:05 PM.
BookWorm252 signed off at 8:05 PM.
RunningWeasel6 signed on at 8:05 PM.
RunningWeasel6: Hermione! Get off line and stop offering bad advice!
TrevorTheToad: Ron... Hermione IS off line.
RunningWeasel6: oops.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 8:06 PM.
TrevorTheToad: Hi, Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: Hi, Neville.
TrevorTheToad: I got your e-mail.
DivinationQueen90: Can you believe Ron?
TrevorTheToad: I can't believe you can't believe him.
DivinationQueen90: Huh?
TrevorTheToad: I'm dating Janie, Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: No, you're not.
TrevorTheToad: Yes I am! I don't know why you find it so hard to believe. "Oh, Neville, he's always been fat. How could he ever have gotten a girlfriend?" Well I've lost weight! I'm more muscular now. "Oh Neville's afraid of everything, how could he have a girlfriend?" Well guess what? I DO!
(after about five minutes of awkward computer silence)DivinationQueen90: YOU LITTLE BACK STABBING ASS HOLE! I HATE YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! I MEAN, YOU AND I WERE FRIENDS! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVILLE, YOU'RE STILL FAT!
DivinationQueen90 signed off at 8:12 PM.
(A/N I really want to thank people for reviewing. When I put this story up, I didn't think anyone would read it, and it's really nice knowing someone is. So please keep reviewing! And read my other story "The Monster of Nightmares." Which is Ron/Hermione and a Romance/Action/Adventure story in which a deadly monster is... wait... can't tell you... have to read to find out. And read the story Cherry Soda and I (Chocolate Milk) wrote together "Harry Potter and the Castle of Secrets," also Ron/Hermione and it is Humor/Romance. In which contains Harry/ wait.. can't tell you, have to read to find out! And read the story Cherry Soda wrote independently "Strawgoh, Hogwarts Gone Backwards," which is Humor/Romance and also Ron/Hermione and is a very funny story. And it's going to be Ron/Hermione in the fifth book (June 21) NOT I repeat NOT Harry/Hermione.)
Disclaimer: Don't own this! I promise you I DO NOT own Harry Potter. I own the idea for this story, but not Harry Potter, or instant messenger.
SCREEN NAMES:
Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
CHAPTER 4
(A/N this takes place right where chapter 3 left off. Now it's been fifteen minutes since Hermione signed off and now she's back on again.)
BookWorm252: How'd it go?
RunningWeasel6: I'm going to e-mail you the conversation.
BookWorm252: OK.
RunningWeasel6: Check your mail.
BookWorm252: K.
(A minute later) BookWorm252: Oh, boy. Ron, this is not good. She's really angry.
RunningWeasel6: Not only is she angry, Hermione, she didn't believe me.
BookWorm252: Oh, poor Neville! Ron! What the heck are we gunna do?!
RunningWeasel6: How the hell should I know? Damn it, you're the genus. Come up with a plan.
BookWorm252: We have to talk to Neville.
RunningWeasel6: We can take turns waiting for him to come on line, but, knowing Neville, that'll be years from now.
BookWorm252: I really don't think you have the right to make fun of Neville after all of this, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: You're right.
BookWorm252: Of course I am. Now, for a plan. Look, Lavender's on, let's try talking to her.
RunningWeasel6: Parvati's best friend? No, Hermione, I don't think so.
BookWorm252: Well we're going to. Let's go into a chat room
IN THE CHAT
LavFlower1717: So, I got a very interesting e-mail from Parvati, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Oh, shit.
LavFlower1717: WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING!?
RunningWeasel6: That I was trying to help my friend, because he was having a problem with his girlfriend. And so I tried to help him out! Is it my fault Janie and Parvati don't get along? No! Is it my fault Parvati didn't believe me? NO!
LavFlower1717: You make me so mad! I've never gotten along with you and I don't know why I thought one summer would make a difference!
RunningWeasel6: Lavender, that's a load of crap.
LavFlower1717: What is?
RunningWeasel6: That you and I never got along. We've always been OK with each other. See, that's what always bothered me about you, Lavender. That because Parvati didn't like something then you weren't allowed to like it. Do you even like Divination, Lavender? Or does your friend make you like it? And now because your friend's mad at me you have to be mad at me too.
LavFlower1717: My favorite subject's charms, but I really do like Divination, Ron. And your right just because my friend's mad at you, doesn't mean that I have to be mad at you. But, are you lying?
RunningWeasel6: No! Damn it! I'm not lying, and the truth makes everyone so mad! Would you like me to lie? OK, here goes. My name is Ron, I've never gotten in trouble in my life, I'm an only child with VERY rich parents, my friend Neville is NOT dating Parvati's cousin. There's no Voldemort, so no one ever dies, Harry hasn't gone through hell. Hermione's so dumb that when Mrs. Trelawny (the smartest teacher in the school) asked her to find Uranus on the map of the Solar System, she mooned the class. And Lavender, you're so fat that when you were lying on the beach Green Peace tried to push you back into the water. Those are all lies, and I'm telling you the truth, Neville IS dating Parvati's cousin.
LavFlower1717: I believe you, don't have a freakin' cow, but I don't want to stick by you, or Parvati, because I think you're both being ass holes. no offense.
RunningWeasel6: None taken.
LavFlower1717: Then what do I do!? I don't want to take your side or Parvati's.
BookWorm252: Then takes Neville's side.
LavFlower1717: Oh, hi, Hermione, I forgot you were here.
BookWorm252: Stick by Neville, he'll need you.
LavFlower1717: All right, this is the oddest argument I've ever had. Well see ya, I g2g.
RunningWeasel6: Bye.
LavFlower1717 signed off at 7:56.
BookWorm252: Wow, that was a really screwed up conversation.
RunningWeasel6: Who's side are you choosing. Listen, Hermione, if you're mad at me for screwing this up I'll understand. If you just want to back out of this and stay neutral, I'll understand.
BookWorm252: Ron Weasley! When have I EVER gone against you or Harry when you needed me?
RunningWeasel6: Uh... jeez Hermione, let me ponder this a few minutes.... VICTOR KRUM!
BookWorm252: Ron, please don't bring him up, you know I broke up with him. And I wasn't being a traitor. Don't worry, I'll stick by you, I promise.
RunningWeasel6: Good (
BookWorm252: Not good.
RunningWeasel6: What?
BookWorm252: Neville's on. You have to break the news to him.
RunningWeasel6: Me? By myself? Will you help?
BookWorm252: Ron, this is something that you're gunna need to do by yourself.
RunningWeasel6: You're not my mother, Hermione.
BookWorm252: No, but, I'm not the one who called Parvati a slut. Even though she is. Now, I'm inviting Neville in the chat room.
RunningWeasel6: Hi, Neville.
TrevorTheToad: I got a very peculiar e-mail from Parvati. It was about people shitting things out... but it was also your little plan in action, know anything about that, Ron?
RunningWeasel6: No.
BookWorm252: Ron!
RunningWeasel6: Yes.
TrevorTheToad: Parvati's pretty angry.
RunningWeasel6: Yeah, I'm sorry, Neville.
TrevorTheToad: I'm not mad at you... I'm mad that you didn't do what I told you. I told you to be really nice to her, and not to use sarcasm. Now everything's all fucked up.
RunningWeasel6: Did you just say the F word? Wow, that was out of character.
BookWorm252: Ron!
RunningWeasel6: Sorry.
TrevorTheToad: Parvati's on... do I have to talk to her now?
BookWorm252: Neville, you have to handle this, OK? Ron and I will be back in fifteen minutes to see how everything is.
BookWorm252 signed off at 8:03 PM.
RunningWeasel6: Tell her that Ron doesn't want to have maggots eat his eyes.
TrevorTheToad: That's an interesting request. What do I really tell her?
RunningWeasel6: That you've made out with her cousin all ready and for her to get over it.
BookWorm252 signed on at 8:04 PM.
BookWorm252: Ron, stop offering bad advice and get off line.
RunningWeasel6: How did you know I was offering him advice and that I hadn't signed off yet?
BookWorm252: Five years is a long time to know someone, Ron. Get off line.
RunningWeasel6: Yes Ma'am! (A/N is that right?? The Ma'am part?? Someone tell me please)
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 8:05 PM.
BookWorm252 signed off at 8:05 PM.
RunningWeasel6 signed on at 8:05 PM.
RunningWeasel6: Hermione! Get off line and stop offering bad advice!
TrevorTheToad: Ron... Hermione IS off line.
RunningWeasel6: oops.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 8:06 PM.
TrevorTheToad: Hi, Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: Hi, Neville.
TrevorTheToad: I got your e-mail.
DivinationQueen90: Can you believe Ron?
TrevorTheToad: I can't believe you can't believe him.
DivinationQueen90: Huh?
TrevorTheToad: I'm dating Janie, Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: No, you're not.
TrevorTheToad: Yes I am! I don't know why you find it so hard to believe. "Oh, Neville, he's always been fat. How could he ever have gotten a girlfriend?" Well I've lost weight! I'm more muscular now. "Oh Neville's afraid of everything, how could he have a girlfriend?" Well guess what? I DO!
(after about five minutes of awkward computer silence)DivinationQueen90: YOU LITTLE BACK STABBING ASS HOLE! I HATE YOU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME! I MEAN, YOU AND I WERE FRIENDS! AND YOU KNOW WHAT, NEVILLE, YOU'RE STILL FAT!
DivinationQueen90 signed off at 8:12 PM.
(A/N I really want to thank people for reviewing. When I put this story up, I didn't think anyone would read it, and it's really nice knowing someone is. So please keep reviewing! And read my other story "The Monster of Nightmares." Which is Ron/Hermione and a Romance/Action/Adventure story in which a deadly monster is... wait... can't tell you... have to read to find out. And read the story Cherry Soda and I (Chocolate Milk) wrote together "Harry Potter and the Castle of Secrets," also Ron/Hermione and it is Humor/Romance. In which contains Harry/ wait.. can't tell you, have to read to find out! And read the story Cherry Soda wrote independently "Strawgoh, Hogwarts Gone Backwards," which is Humor/Romance and also Ron/Hermione and is a very funny story. And it's going to be Ron/Hermione in the fifth book (June 21) NOT I repeat NOT Harry/Hermione.)