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Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs mentioned, or Harry Potter. Or anything.
A/N I might put some OotP spoilers in this, but if anyone hasn't read the book, that's reading this story just mention it in your review, so I know how many people have read it and whether to put spoilers in. I don't want to ruin if for anybody.
Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
Chapter 5
Hermione and Ron have signed on to see how the conversation with Neville went.
TrevorTheToad: Check your E-mail.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ron and Hermione Check E- Mail~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RunningWeasel6: That went well.
BookWorm252: Yes, Ron, that was just spiffy.
RunningWeasel6: Spiffy?
TrevorTheToad: What do I do?
BookWorm252: Give Parvati time to cool off.
TrevorTheToad: Sure, just sit back and let her go on hating me.
BookWorm252: This too shall pass.
RunningWeasel6: See, Neville, the thing is, Hermione is a book. She just recites what she knows. And I'm sure she hasn't read to many novels like this one, so all she can say is that 'this too shall pass.' Which IN NO WAY pertains to the current situation.
TrevorTheToad: Oh, I don't know what to do. I'm just baffled.
RunningWeasel6: I have to go. I'm sorry.
BookWorm252: Yeah, let's just sleep on the situation.
TrevorTheToad: All right.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 8:20 PM.
BookWorm252 signed off at 8:20 PM.
TrevorTheToad signed off at 8:21 PM.
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Yrrah234: I'm all alone.
Yrrah234: I am talking to myself.
Yrrah234: Gee I wish Voldemort would go and jump off a cliff.
Yrrah234: I wish I had a million dollars.
Yrrah234: I'd be me a house.
Yrrah234: And a. how does it go? Automobile?
Yrrah234: I wouldn't have to walk to the store.
Yrrah234: Dah, dah, dah, baby got back.
RunningWeasel6 signed on at 6:34 PM.
Yrrah234: Hey, Ron, you know, I was just thinking. Remember the time that we found that playboy magazine in the boy's bathroom. And there were those two girls that were really pretty. Well, there's this Muggle song, Baby Got Back, and I think Ginny has a lot of back. and so did those girls. Do you think Hermione has a lot of back? I know you like her.
RunningWeasel6: Oh, um, THIS IS GINNY. I logged onto Ron's lap top. I'm flattered you think I have a lot of back, Harry. But, you're really, really, scaring me right now.
Yrrah234: Oh, um, not YOU Ginny, another Ginny. I mean it's one of those, er, popular names. Kind of like Mike and Katherine, and Yolanda.
RunningWeasel6: Suuuuure, you can call me Mike-Katherine-Yolanda Weasley from now on, Harry.
Yrrah234: I feel honored, really.
RunningWeasel6: I'm glad. I want to be honored someday.
RunningWeasel6: Oh, Merlin, Ron just walked in, I have to log off Harry. He's yelling all ready angry.
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RunningWeasel6: So, THIS IS RON NOW. How was it talking to my sister?
Yrrah234: Really wonderful.
RunningWeasel6: Why don't you just ask her out.
Yrrah234: You wouldn't murder me?
RunningWeasel6: Take off a couple of limbs, but I wouldn't murder you.
Yrrah234: What a relief.
BookWorm252 signed on at 6:52
BookWorm252: So, here's the deal. Lavander is on Neville's side, Parvati is mad at Neville and Ron. Is that right?
RunningWeasel6: Yeppers.
BookWorm252: Good. Let's talk to Seamus and Dean, tell them to stay out of this. RunningWeasel6: No! We can draft them to be on our side!
Yrrah234: Here that, Hermione, we're going into combat now.
BookWorm252: That's just lovely.
Yrrah234: I have to go write to Ginny.
BookWorm252: Really?
Yrrah234: Yep! Ron gave me permission!
Yrrah234 signed off at 7:00 PM.
BookWorm252: Oh, Ron! This is wonderful! I'm so proud you can get past your over-over-protectiveness of Ginny and let Harry go out with her!
RunningWeasel6: I'm blushing.
BookWorm252: You always blush.
RunningWeasel6: Can't help it.
BookWorm252: I think it's endearing. I baby-sat for a little Muggle yesterday. He blushed a lot. Reminded me of you.
RunningWeasel6: You think I'm endearing?
BookWorm252: I think your blushing is.
RunningWeasel6: Well, then I want you to embarrass me a lot around you. Then we can be endearing together.
BookWorm252: Are you implying that I'm endearing?
RunningWeasel6: You are the most endearing person I know.
BookWorm252: Ahhh. that Weasley Charm!
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the songs mentioned, or Harry Potter. Or anything.
A/N I might put some OotP spoilers in this, but if anyone hasn't read the book, that's reading this story just mention it in your review, so I know how many people have read it and whether to put spoilers in. I don't want to ruin if for anybody.
Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
Chapter 5
Hermione and Ron have signed on to see how the conversation with Neville went.
TrevorTheToad: Check your E-mail.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ron and Hermione Check E- Mail~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
RunningWeasel6: That went well.
BookWorm252: Yes, Ron, that was just spiffy.
RunningWeasel6: Spiffy?
TrevorTheToad: What do I do?
BookWorm252: Give Parvati time to cool off.
TrevorTheToad: Sure, just sit back and let her go on hating me.
BookWorm252: This too shall pass.
RunningWeasel6: See, Neville, the thing is, Hermione is a book. She just recites what she knows. And I'm sure she hasn't read to many novels like this one, so all she can say is that 'this too shall pass.' Which IN NO WAY pertains to the current situation.
TrevorTheToad: Oh, I don't know what to do. I'm just baffled.
RunningWeasel6: I have to go. I'm sorry.
BookWorm252: Yeah, let's just sleep on the situation.
TrevorTheToad: All right.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 8:20 PM.
BookWorm252 signed off at 8:20 PM.
TrevorTheToad signed off at 8:21 PM.
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Yrrah234: I'm all alone.
Yrrah234: I am talking to myself.
Yrrah234: Gee I wish Voldemort would go and jump off a cliff.
Yrrah234: I wish I had a million dollars.
Yrrah234: I'd be me a house.
Yrrah234: And a. how does it go? Automobile?
Yrrah234: I wouldn't have to walk to the store.
Yrrah234: Dah, dah, dah, baby got back.
RunningWeasel6 signed on at 6:34 PM.
Yrrah234: Hey, Ron, you know, I was just thinking. Remember the time that we found that playboy magazine in the boy's bathroom. And there were those two girls that were really pretty. Well, there's this Muggle song, Baby Got Back, and I think Ginny has a lot of back. and so did those girls. Do you think Hermione has a lot of back? I know you like her.
RunningWeasel6: Oh, um, THIS IS GINNY. I logged onto Ron's lap top. I'm flattered you think I have a lot of back, Harry. But, you're really, really, scaring me right now.
Yrrah234: Oh, um, not YOU Ginny, another Ginny. I mean it's one of those, er, popular names. Kind of like Mike and Katherine, and Yolanda.
RunningWeasel6: Suuuuure, you can call me Mike-Katherine-Yolanda Weasley from now on, Harry.
Yrrah234: I feel honored, really.
RunningWeasel6: I'm glad. I want to be honored someday.
RunningWeasel6: Oh, Merlin, Ron just walked in, I have to log off Harry. He's yelling all ready angry.
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RunningWeasel6: So, THIS IS RON NOW. How was it talking to my sister?
Yrrah234: Really wonderful.
RunningWeasel6: Why don't you just ask her out.
Yrrah234: You wouldn't murder me?
RunningWeasel6: Take off a couple of limbs, but I wouldn't murder you.
Yrrah234: What a relief.
BookWorm252 signed on at 6:52
BookWorm252: So, here's the deal. Lavander is on Neville's side, Parvati is mad at Neville and Ron. Is that right?
RunningWeasel6: Yeppers.
BookWorm252: Good. Let's talk to Seamus and Dean, tell them to stay out of this. RunningWeasel6: No! We can draft them to be on our side!
Yrrah234: Here that, Hermione, we're going into combat now.
BookWorm252: That's just lovely.
Yrrah234: I have to go write to Ginny.
BookWorm252: Really?
Yrrah234: Yep! Ron gave me permission!
Yrrah234 signed off at 7:00 PM.
BookWorm252: Oh, Ron! This is wonderful! I'm so proud you can get past your over-over-protectiveness of Ginny and let Harry go out with her!
RunningWeasel6: I'm blushing.
BookWorm252: You always blush.
RunningWeasel6: Can't help it.
BookWorm252: I think it's endearing. I baby-sat for a little Muggle yesterday. He blushed a lot. Reminded me of you.
RunningWeasel6: You think I'm endearing?
BookWorm252: I think your blushing is.
RunningWeasel6: Well, then I want you to embarrass me a lot around you. Then we can be endearing together.
BookWorm252: Are you implying that I'm endearing?
RunningWeasel6: You are the most endearing person I know.
BookWorm252: Ahhh. that Weasley Charm!