Inuyasha How To's?
Chapter 1 How to steal souls (teachings from Kanna)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha if I did I wouldn't be writing this
Kanna: Stealing Souls is a simple task for me, but you aren't me. So I will tell you how to steal souls in 6 easy steps. You will need a few thing for this project so read everything or you will fail.
Things Needed for this project: A. Telepathy B.Mirror(Can be replaced with vial, box, or a package of instant ramen) C. A magic book of powerful spells D. Ability to keep a straight face. E. Power F. Be a demon, hanyou, or some powerful religious person
1. Always keep a straight face. Emotionlesness scares the people and draws their souls tworards you.
2. Get some place to keep the souls that you are stealing I use my mirror but other objects will work as long as the souls can't get out. Objects may inclued a vial, a box, or a package of ramen that you stole from Kagome.
3. Be powerful with spells and know spells from ancient books. This will be used so that you may make you object capable of stealing souls
4. Once your object has the power to hold souls you must learn how to call souls to your object. By this I don't mean you say here souls, come here. You must telapatically tell the souls that you and your object are better than the mortal body they are in.
5. When the souls leave the body hold out your object to welcome them or they will realize your trying to steal them and return to the body.
6. Once the souls are inside put a spell to trap the soul in there forever
If you follow these step you will be stealing souls in no time. And remember it might take a while to work.
If you have a short attention span go to www.soul-stealing-lessons.com
(Note: If this method doesn't work you may steal souls and eat them with trainer Kikyo's help at 1-800-Undead-Miko-Who-Steals-Souls-And-Eats-Them or visit their website at www.Undead.Miko.Soul.Stealer.com)
AN: Okay if that number or the websites is yours I'm sorry I didn't know they existed. Now Review....please.
Chapter 1 How to steal souls (teachings from Kanna)
Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha if I did I wouldn't be writing this
Kanna: Stealing Souls is a simple task for me, but you aren't me. So I will tell you how to steal souls in 6 easy steps. You will need a few thing for this project so read everything or you will fail.
Things Needed for this project: A. Telepathy B.Mirror(Can be replaced with vial, box, or a package of instant ramen) C. A magic book of powerful spells D. Ability to keep a straight face. E. Power F. Be a demon, hanyou, or some powerful religious person
1. Always keep a straight face. Emotionlesness scares the people and draws their souls tworards you.
2. Get some place to keep the souls that you are stealing I use my mirror but other objects will work as long as the souls can't get out. Objects may inclued a vial, a box, or a package of ramen that you stole from Kagome.
3. Be powerful with spells and know spells from ancient books. This will be used so that you may make you object capable of stealing souls
4. Once your object has the power to hold souls you must learn how to call souls to your object. By this I don't mean you say here souls, come here. You must telapatically tell the souls that you and your object are better than the mortal body they are in.
5. When the souls leave the body hold out your object to welcome them or they will realize your trying to steal them and return to the body.
6. Once the souls are inside put a spell to trap the soul in there forever
If you follow these step you will be stealing souls in no time. And remember it might take a while to work.
If you have a short attention span go to www.soul-stealing-lessons.com
(Note: If this method doesn't work you may steal souls and eat them with trainer Kikyo's help at 1-800-Undead-Miko-Who-Steals-Souls-And-Eats-Them or visit their website at www.Undead.Miko.Soul.Stealer.com)
AN: Okay if that number or the websites is yours I'm sorry I didn't know they existed. Now Review....please.