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BookWorm252: Hey, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Hi, how are you, Herms?
BookWorm252: HERMIONE just made a complete, well, I don't want to say it, but arse out myself.
RunningWeasel6: What happened?
BookWorm252: I went to get my hair cut. Because having it half way down my back really makes one too hot during the summer. So I went to the salon to get my hair cut a little over shoulder length.
I sat down in a chair and the barber began to trim my hair, and then she said, "You're hair would look lovely if you got it permanently straightened."
"Excuse me!" I shouted, standing up. "But I think it's pathetic when women have to change their appearance permanently just so guys will throw themselves at them. I straightened my hair for a dance one time. Sure, I got a lot of attention, but it was annoying, they didn't think the regular Hermione was as pretty, and I like the regular Hermione better! I also think it's pitiful that women have to use makeup to get a guy! I mean, HONESTLY what has out society come to?"
And I just walked out of the salon, with one side of my hair considerably shorter then the other. So now half of my hair is half way down my back and the other is shoulder length. I'm going to keep it like this to prove that women don't have to look beautiful in order to get a date, or to be accepted.
RunningWeasel6: Wow. Can you send me a picture of you with your hair two different lengths?
BookWorm252: Sure. I'm also giving a picture of myself along with a letter to 'Witches World Weakly.'
RunningWeasel6: First SPEW now this? What's next, Hermione? RTIK? Rights for the Treatment of Insane Killers?
BookWorm252: Shut up, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: You are truly an activist, Hermione.
BookWorm252: Is that a good thing?
RunningWeasel6: I admire you, that's for sure.
BookWorm252: Ron! You could shave half of your head!
RunningWeasel6: How about not.
BookWorm252: How about yes! You could be a rebel!
RunningWeasel6: I don't want to be a rebel. I want to be Ron Weasely!
BookWorm252: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?
RunningWeasel6: I'm not getting involved, Hermione. It you want to parade around with half of your hair shorter then the other, go ahead. Who am I to stand in your way? *Coughs*Best Friend*Coughs*
BookWorm252: That's just FINE Ron. Just FINE.
RunningWeasel6: Hermione, I'm sorry, but I like looking semi-normal. I'm all ready to tall, and have hair that looks like someone poured rubbing alcohol on my head and put a match to it.
BookWorm252: Oh ALL RIGHT. Do as you please.
RunningWeasel6: And you won't be mad?
BookWorm252: No.
RunningWeasel6: All right, then.
Yrrah234 signed on at 2:43 PM.
Yrrah234: Ginny said yes!
BookWorm252: She'll go out with you! Oh, Harry, that's wonderful!
RunningWeasel6: That's great. Here are a list of rules you must follow:
2. No kissing in front of me.
3. No hugging in front on me.
4. No holding hands in front of me.
5. No sweet talk in front of me.
6. No cuddling, Ginny sitting on your lap, and/or anything else that's
gross.
Yrrah234: Sure, whatever Ron.
RunningWeasel6: NO! That's a, "I swear on Hermione's good name that I will keep my pants zipped in front of Ron."
BookWorm252: No! Harry, don't promise that! I know you'll break the promise! Ron, why does he have to swear on my good name?
RunningWeasel6: I dunno. Fine, he can swear on Ginny's good name, and I'll have Ginny swear on Harry's good name.
Yrrah234: All right, whatever.
BookWorm252: Harry, will you shave half of your head for me?
Yrrah234: Excuse me?
22. *Hermione explains the whole story to Harry about her hair* 23. Yrrah234: NO! I will not shave half of my hair!
RunningWeasel6: Hermione, you've gone off the deep end.
BookWorm252: Don't you care about the cause, Harry?
Yrrah234: Not in particular.
BookWorm252 signed off at 2:50 PM.
This Scene Contains Order of the Phoenix
Spoilers
If you have not read OotP then stop reading here. The following scene is a spoiler. It's not important to the story. Just a tribute I wanted to put in for someone who died.
CAUTION CONTAINS SPOILERS
LoveGood signed on at 2:51.
LoveGood: Hello.
Yrrah234: Who are you?
LoveGood: Luna. How are you?
RunningWeasel6: How did you get into this chat room? It's private, only certain people are aloud in.
LoveGood: Magic works on computers.
Yrrah234: Oh.
LoveGood: I wanted to talk to Harry.
Yrrah234: Why?
LoveGood: Because I wanted to explain to you about the veil your Godfather fell through.
Yrrah234: Oh, what is it?
LoveGood: I don't know much about the veil, but I read something very interesting about it.
Yrrah234: What?
LoveGood: Here's what I read, "No one knows what death is. However according to Mr. Adrain Petcono, who had a near death experience, death is behind the veil that leads to another world. He has dedicated the last five years to studying his theory. He feels that the veil he saw when he died, before they put the electro charm on him. the electro charm sends jolts of electricity into someone who's heart has failed. Anyway, he remembers seeing the veil and then being revived by the electro charm. Through his studies Mr. Petcono believes the veil is what separates the living from the dead. He feels everyone steps into the veil before they die. They can enter the veil either physically and mentally. Once their full body is on the other side they can't go back. That was the reason Mr. Petcono says he is here today. He merely touched the veil with his hand before crossing over."
There was more, but that's the most important part.
Yrrah324: Who knows if that's true.
RunningWeasel6: It didn't come out of your father's magazine by any chance?
RunningWeasel6: No offense.
LoveGood: None taken. No, it's not from my father's magazine. Anyway, I have to go, just thought that it would interest you.
Yrrah234: Thanks, Luna.
LoveGood signed off at 3:01 PM.
A/N One little word: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N REVIEW! And thanks to all of the people who did review! You guys made my day!
BookWorm252: Hey, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Hi, how are you, Herms?
BookWorm252: HERMIONE just made a complete, well, I don't want to say it, but arse out myself.
RunningWeasel6: What happened?
BookWorm252: I went to get my hair cut. Because having it half way down my back really makes one too hot during the summer. So I went to the salon to get my hair cut a little over shoulder length.
I sat down in a chair and the barber began to trim my hair, and then she said, "You're hair would look lovely if you got it permanently straightened."
"Excuse me!" I shouted, standing up. "But I think it's pathetic when women have to change their appearance permanently just so guys will throw themselves at them. I straightened my hair for a dance one time. Sure, I got a lot of attention, but it was annoying, they didn't think the regular Hermione was as pretty, and I like the regular Hermione better! I also think it's pitiful that women have to use makeup to get a guy! I mean, HONESTLY what has out society come to?"
And I just walked out of the salon, with one side of my hair considerably shorter then the other. So now half of my hair is half way down my back and the other is shoulder length. I'm going to keep it like this to prove that women don't have to look beautiful in order to get a date, or to be accepted.
RunningWeasel6: Wow. Can you send me a picture of you with your hair two different lengths?
BookWorm252: Sure. I'm also giving a picture of myself along with a letter to 'Witches World Weakly.'
RunningWeasel6: First SPEW now this? What's next, Hermione? RTIK? Rights for the Treatment of Insane Killers?
BookWorm252: Shut up, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: You are truly an activist, Hermione.
BookWorm252: Is that a good thing?
RunningWeasel6: I admire you, that's for sure.
BookWorm252: Ron! You could shave half of your head!
RunningWeasel6: How about not.
BookWorm252: How about yes! You could be a rebel!
RunningWeasel6: I don't want to be a rebel. I want to be Ron Weasely!
BookWorm252: PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?
RunningWeasel6: I'm not getting involved, Hermione. It you want to parade around with half of your hair shorter then the other, go ahead. Who am I to stand in your way? *Coughs*Best Friend*Coughs*
BookWorm252: That's just FINE Ron. Just FINE.
RunningWeasel6: Hermione, I'm sorry, but I like looking semi-normal. I'm all ready to tall, and have hair that looks like someone poured rubbing alcohol on my head and put a match to it.
BookWorm252: Oh ALL RIGHT. Do as you please.
RunningWeasel6: And you won't be mad?
BookWorm252: No.
RunningWeasel6: All right, then.
Yrrah234 signed on at 2:43 PM.
Yrrah234: Ginny said yes!
BookWorm252: She'll go out with you! Oh, Harry, that's wonderful!
RunningWeasel6: That's great. Here are a list of rules you must follow:
2. No kissing in front of me.
3. No hugging in front on me.
4. No holding hands in front of me.
5. No sweet talk in front of me.
6. No cuddling, Ginny sitting on your lap, and/or anything else that's
gross.
Yrrah234: Sure, whatever Ron.
RunningWeasel6: NO! That's a, "I swear on Hermione's good name that I will keep my pants zipped in front of Ron."
BookWorm252: No! Harry, don't promise that! I know you'll break the promise! Ron, why does he have to swear on my good name?
RunningWeasel6: I dunno. Fine, he can swear on Ginny's good name, and I'll have Ginny swear on Harry's good name.
Yrrah234: All right, whatever.
BookWorm252: Harry, will you shave half of your head for me?
Yrrah234: Excuse me?
22. *Hermione explains the whole story to Harry about her hair* 23. Yrrah234: NO! I will not shave half of my hair!
RunningWeasel6: Hermione, you've gone off the deep end.
BookWorm252: Don't you care about the cause, Harry?
Yrrah234: Not in particular.
BookWorm252 signed off at 2:50 PM.
This Scene Contains Order of the Phoenix
Spoilers
If you have not read OotP then stop reading here. The following scene is a spoiler. It's not important to the story. Just a tribute I wanted to put in for someone who died.
CAUTION CONTAINS SPOILERS
LoveGood signed on at 2:51.
LoveGood: Hello.
Yrrah234: Who are you?
LoveGood: Luna. How are you?
RunningWeasel6: How did you get into this chat room? It's private, only certain people are aloud in.
LoveGood: Magic works on computers.
Yrrah234: Oh.
LoveGood: I wanted to talk to Harry.
Yrrah234: Why?
LoveGood: Because I wanted to explain to you about the veil your Godfather fell through.
Yrrah234: Oh, what is it?
LoveGood: I don't know much about the veil, but I read something very interesting about it.
Yrrah234: What?
LoveGood: Here's what I read, "No one knows what death is. However according to Mr. Adrain Petcono, who had a near death experience, death is behind the veil that leads to another world. He has dedicated the last five years to studying his theory. He feels that the veil he saw when he died, before they put the electro charm on him. the electro charm sends jolts of electricity into someone who's heart has failed. Anyway, he remembers seeing the veil and then being revived by the electro charm. Through his studies Mr. Petcono believes the veil is what separates the living from the dead. He feels everyone steps into the veil before they die. They can enter the veil either physically and mentally. Once their full body is on the other side they can't go back. That was the reason Mr. Petcono says he is here today. He merely touched the veil with his hand before crossing over."
There was more, but that's the most important part.
Yrrah324: Who knows if that's true.
RunningWeasel6: It didn't come out of your father's magazine by any chance?
RunningWeasel6: No offense.
LoveGood: None taken. No, it's not from my father's magazine. Anyway, I have to go, just thought that it would interest you.
Yrrah234: Thanks, Luna.
LoveGood signed off at 3:01 PM.
A/N One little word: REVIEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!