Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
DISCLAIMER: Oh, c'mon people! Do you really think I'm JK? No way! Gosh, if I could write like her. I wouldn't be sitting here right now writing this. I'd be working on the sixth book!
A/N 1: Here it is!!!! Chappy 9. I hope you like this one. It's a little strange, a little sad, a little funny. Please.. REVIEW!
A/N 2: Well! I've reached the 100 reviews mark. and I'm sooooooo incredibly happy, and I want to thank all of you loyal readers for making me this happy!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! When I was looking at my reviews. I noticed some things that people wrote, and I really want to respond to them, so, here it is (Please, please please, read number three, I want everyone to see that.) My computer screwed something up before, so number three might also be number 7. so read either three or seven. If this worked out right. then there should only be 4 things. but. oh who knows. and I'm probably confusing you now.
1. Kristen/the reviewer under the name 'Padfootliveson': Thank you so, so,
sooooo much for reviewing! Your review made my day! I hope you enjoy this
chapter, hope this will keep you sane! ;)
2. Postopia- That was so cool. lol. you got your point across!!! Thanks for
reviewing.
3. To a certain reviewer. I'm not going to put a name down, because I get a
little rude in some parts of this, and I don't want to hurt your privacy
or anything like that. so I'll use your initials LLO- OK, I have a couple
things to say. so I'll start with the most important (I want every single
person who has read my story to read this.. it's very important). When I
made references, using the phrase 'gay' (Dean905: Yeah, if they do, there
won't be any people on my Buddy List with a gay screen name.) I did not
mean to insult you or anyone else. I'm very, very, very, sorry for
offending anyone. I admit I was wrong, and I won't let it happen again.
However, I don't know if I mentioned this either, I would
appreciate CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. I was very offended
that you said my story was, 'rather painful to read.' That really hurt
me, because I have worked hard on this. So, please, for everyone out
there, constructive criticism only. You could've said, 'I think your
story could've been better, here are some ways you can improve it.'
Please, I appreciate constructive criticism, and it helps me as a writer.
At first, I may look at constructive criticism as an insult, but after I
reread the review, I realize that the person was only trying to help me,
and I appreciate very much.
'Some plot would help.' You reviewed from chapter one only, so I'm
assuming you haven't read the rest (if you have, I'm sorry, and just
ignore this part) and if you had gone on and read further, you would've
realized MANY plot lines developing. I'm sorry if I'm being rude. I just had to get that out.
4. This goes out to a bunch of people who like the concept of instant
messanger with the HP characters.. THANKS GUYS! HOPE YOU LIKE CHAPTER 9!
~CHAPTER 9~ CONFESSIONS
DivinationQueen90 signed on at 2:30 AM.
(Neville is in chat room)
DivinationQueen90: Can I talk to you?
TrevorTheToad: You can, but I might not listen.
DivinationQueen90: Well, then, how friendly. Did you have fun at Janie's house?
TrevorTheToad: Yes, of course. She's waaaaaaay better then you.
DivinationQueen90: That's where this whole mess started.
TrevorTheToad: What're you talking about?
DivinationQueen90: Something you're too blind to see.
TrevorTheToad: Don't talk in code, Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: I'm. confused.
TrevorTheToad: Me too. I'm confused why you hate me.
DivinationQueen90: I don't hate you. I hate the fact you love Janie.
TrevorTheToad: It's none of your business whether Janie and I love each other or not.
DivinationQueen90: I can't believe you're still with her, she's so fake, she doesn't even love you!
TrevorTheToad: How can you say that? You don't even know! It's not like you know why she's dating me!
DivinationQueen90: That's what you think!
TrevorTheToad: That's what I know!
DivinationQueen90: No, you don't know anything. Neville, you are clue less to my cousin and the way she works. You're going to get hurt, and I don't ever want to see you hurt.
DivinationQueen90 signed off at 2:45 AM.
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RunningWeasel6 and Bookworm252 are in the chat room.
RunningWeasel6: I talked to Neville last night, him and Parvati had another row.
BookWorm252: Oh, it's so sad.
RunningWeasel6: The tables are turning. In the beginning, Parvati was the bad guy -girl- and now Neville's the bad girl-guy-.
BookWorm252: I know. But I feel compassion for the both of them. They're both stressing over this. Janie's the one to blame, she shouldn't be playing with people's hearts like that.
RunningWeasel6: Janie's a Muggle, right?
BookWorm252: Yes, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: I have to go! I've got to write to Parvati!
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 7:30 PM.
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Ron chewed thoughtfully on the top of his quill, then, finally, he began to write his letter to Parvati.
Hi Parvati,
Hi, this is Ron. I had an idea before, and now I have a plan (this one will actually work, I promise!). I need you to write a letter to Janie, pretending to be your sister. I want you to say that your mother bought a Muggle computer, and downloaded something called instant messenger.
Tell her that you (Padama) is always on line, and that she wants to know if you have a screen name. If she has one, give me it as soon as possible, and then Hermione and I can instant message her. We'll 'quiz' her about Neville, and then, at the very end, we'll tell her we know everything. We'll tell her that she's going to pay for what she's doing to you and Neville. Then we'll e-mail him the conversation.
Isn't that just ingenious?
Write back,
Ron
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RunningWeasel6 signed on at 8:03 PM.
BookWorm252: What was that all about.
RunningWeasel6: I have a plan.
BookWorm252: Oh, brother.
RunningWeasel6: A GOOD plan.
BookWorm252: Suuuuure.
RunningWeasel6: Parvati's going to write a letter pretending to be Padama, because they still get along OK, I'm assuming. Anyway, she going to ask for Janie's screen name. We'll e-mail her, saying we're friends of Neville, and invite her into this very chat room. We'll talk to her. Interrogate her about Neville, and then e-mail him that conversation!
BookWorm252: YOU ARE A GENIUS! A PURE GENIUS!
RunningWeasel6: Thank you.
BookWorm252: Oh, I can't wait until we can get this plan into action!!
RunningWeasel6: Me either.
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A WEEK LATER:
Ron Weasley sat on his bed, the goul howling noisily above him. It was one o'clock in the morning, and he was dying to fall asleep. Just then, he heard a noisy racket at his window. His small own was pecking the glass with its small beak.
Ron opened the window, and untied the letter from his owl's foot. Feeding Pig some snacks, he then opened the letter. His face broke into a grin, it was from Parvati:
Dear Ron,
That was the most amazing idea I have ever heard of! I GOT JANIE'S SCREEN NAME!!!! Here it is: BeautyQueenForLife.
How appropriate.
Thanks, Ron,
Parvati.
Ron didn't care that it was late anymore, he signed on line, only to find Hermione in the chat room waiting for him.
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RunningWeasel6 signed on a 1:04 AM.
BookWorm252: Let me guess: Parvati got Janie's screen name!
RunningWeasel6: How did you know?!
BookWorm252: I'm not sure. I just did. Add her name to your buddy list. I hope she's on.
RunningWeasel6: We're in luck, she's on.
BookWorm252: To many coincidences. Anyway, who cares, just IM her, and send her a chat invitation.
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RunningWeasel6: Hi, you don't know me. But I'm a very good friend of your boyfriend.
BeautyQueenForLife: Oh, you're friends with Neville?
RunningWeasel6: Yeah.
BeautyQueenForLife: Oh, right, cool.
RunningWeasel6: Right. Listen, do you want to come into a chat with me and my friend?
BeautyQueenForLife: OK, sure.
RunningWeasel6: Great.
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BeautyQueenForLife entered chat at 1:11 AM.
BookWorm252: Hi, I'm Hermione, and you've all ready met Ron. We're friend's
of Neville's.
BeautyQueenForLife: Oh, how did you get my screen name?
RunningWeasel6: Do you like Neville?
BeautyQueenForLife: He's a great guy.
RunningWeasel6: We're friends with Parvati, too.
BeautyQueenForLife: My bitch cousin?
BookWorm252: Parvati's no bitch.
BeautyQueenForLife: That's what you think.
BookWorm252: She's not the one taking advantage of Neville just for pay back!
BeautyQueenForLife: What are you talking about?!
BookWorm252: Parvati told us everything. Everything about you and her. About how she said that she liked Neville and then you got into a fight and then you asked Neville out just to make Parvati jealous.
BeautyQueenForLife: That's not true!
RunningWeasel6: Yeah, it is. You know it is. You can't go around like you own the world, you've got to break this thing off with Neville.
BeautyQueenForLife: Nope. I'll never break this thing off with Neville. As long as Parvati's miserable, I'm happy.
BeautyQueenForLife signed off at 1:22 AM.
BookWorm252: Oh! I hate her! Oh, this is horrible!
RunningWeasel6: Nope, this is perfect.
BookWor252: How can you say that?!
RunningWeasel6: You forgot the last part of our plan, the part where we e- mail this conversation to Neville.
BookWorm252: Do you think he'll believe us?
RunningWeasel6: He'll have to. If he asks Janie for her screen name, he'll figure it all out.
Yrrah234 signed on at 1:25 AM.
Yrrah234: You guys are on late.
RunningWeasel6: So are you, mate.
BookWorm252: How're you Harry?
Yrrah234: Okay.
BookWorm252: Check your mail, I just e-mailed you a conversation Ron and I had with Janie.
Yrrah234: How?!
BookWorm252: Just read it Harry.
*After reading e-mail* Yrrah234: I don't get it.
RunningWeasel6: Harry! Parvati told us that she told Janie that she liked Neville. (I know, hard to believe) Then they got into a fight, so Janie happened to realize that the Neville Longbottom Parvati liked was the Neville Longbottom that was her next door neighbor. The only reason Janie is dating Neville is to get pay back at Parvati!"
Yrrah234: Listen, Ron, Hermione, I don't want to start anything. Everyone is pissed at everyone as it is, but I feel left out. You two always seem to be talking to each other, no one bothered to e-mail me about it. Is there something else you're hiding from me? Are you two. are you. more then just friends? Because, I support you being together, I just feel left out.
RunningWeasel6: Hermione, is it just me or has everyone this summer contracted some kind of bitching disease?
BookWorm252: Ron, let's not start.
Yrrah234: I was just saying.
BookWorm252: Let's drop it? Save us all the humiliation?
Yrrah234: Yeah, let's.
RunningWeasel6: Sure, good plan to me. So Harry, what's been up with you? Dudley get sent to fat camp yet?
Yrrah234: Heh, no, but he did get grounded for the first time.
BookWorm252: Why?! What'd he do?!
Yrrah234: Good story, actually. We had 3rd cousins of Uncle Vernon's staying with us for a week. Dudley and his cronies find it amusing to beat up little kids, and it just so happened they had an eight year old. So, this poor little boy. They pushed him into a river, gave him a bloody nose, and made him walk back to Uncle Vernon's house naked. Dudley was so stupid, he didn't think that Bobby (that was the kid's name) would tell.
He was wrong. At first Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia didn't believe Bobby. That was until Dudley got home and found out that Bobby has squealed. He punched the kid in the stomach in the living room and when Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and his parents came running in. They saw Dudley standing over this little kid. So Uncle Vernon grounded him from the phone, computer, television, and his friends for a month.
BookWorm252: Your cousin isn't very bright now, is he?
RunningWeasel6: Apparently not.
Yrrah234: I'm tired, I g2g.
RunningWeasel6: Me too.
BookWorm252: Me three.
Yrrah234: 'Night guys.
Yrrah234 signed off at 1:37 AM.
RunningWeasel6: 'Night Hermione.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 1:37 AM.
BookWorm252: Good night Ron, I love you.
BookWorm252 signed off at 1:38 AM.
Hermione looked down at the computer screen and sighed, "I wish I could tell him when he was actually there to see it."
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There it is! Hope you liked it.. REVIEW PLEASE!
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
DISCLAIMER: Oh, c'mon people! Do you really think I'm JK? No way! Gosh, if I could write like her. I wouldn't be sitting here right now writing this. I'd be working on the sixth book!
A/N 1: Here it is!!!! Chappy 9. I hope you like this one. It's a little strange, a little sad, a little funny. Please.. REVIEW!
A/N 2: Well! I've reached the 100 reviews mark. and I'm sooooooo incredibly happy, and I want to thank all of you loyal readers for making me this happy!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU SOOOO MUCH! When I was looking at my reviews. I noticed some things that people wrote, and I really want to respond to them, so, here it is (Please, please please, read number three, I want everyone to see that.) My computer screwed something up before, so number three might also be number 7. so read either three or seven. If this worked out right. then there should only be 4 things. but. oh who knows. and I'm probably confusing you now.
1. Kristen/the reviewer under the name 'Padfootliveson': Thank you so, so,
sooooo much for reviewing! Your review made my day! I hope you enjoy this
chapter, hope this will keep you sane! ;)
2. Postopia- That was so cool. lol. you got your point across!!! Thanks for
reviewing.
3. To a certain reviewer. I'm not going to put a name down, because I get a
little rude in some parts of this, and I don't want to hurt your privacy
or anything like that. so I'll use your initials LLO- OK, I have a couple
things to say. so I'll start with the most important (I want every single
person who has read my story to read this.. it's very important). When I
made references, using the phrase 'gay' (Dean905: Yeah, if they do, there
won't be any people on my Buddy List with a gay screen name.) I did not
mean to insult you or anyone else. I'm very, very, very, sorry for
offending anyone. I admit I was wrong, and I won't let it happen again.
However, I don't know if I mentioned this either, I would
appreciate CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. I was very offended
that you said my story was, 'rather painful to read.' That really hurt
me, because I have worked hard on this. So, please, for everyone out
there, constructive criticism only. You could've said, 'I think your
story could've been better, here are some ways you can improve it.'
Please, I appreciate constructive criticism, and it helps me as a writer.
At first, I may look at constructive criticism as an insult, but after I
reread the review, I realize that the person was only trying to help me,
and I appreciate very much.
'Some plot would help.' You reviewed from chapter one only, so I'm
assuming you haven't read the rest (if you have, I'm sorry, and just
ignore this part) and if you had gone on and read further, you would've
realized MANY plot lines developing. I'm sorry if I'm being rude. I just had to get that out.
4. This goes out to a bunch of people who like the concept of instant
messanger with the HP characters.. THANKS GUYS! HOPE YOU LIKE CHAPTER 9!
~CHAPTER 9~ CONFESSIONS
DivinationQueen90 signed on at 2:30 AM.
(Neville is in chat room)
DivinationQueen90: Can I talk to you?
TrevorTheToad: You can, but I might not listen.
DivinationQueen90: Well, then, how friendly. Did you have fun at Janie's house?
TrevorTheToad: Yes, of course. She's waaaaaaay better then you.
DivinationQueen90: That's where this whole mess started.
TrevorTheToad: What're you talking about?
DivinationQueen90: Something you're too blind to see.
TrevorTheToad: Don't talk in code, Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: I'm. confused.
TrevorTheToad: Me too. I'm confused why you hate me.
DivinationQueen90: I don't hate you. I hate the fact you love Janie.
TrevorTheToad: It's none of your business whether Janie and I love each other or not.
DivinationQueen90: I can't believe you're still with her, she's so fake, she doesn't even love you!
TrevorTheToad: How can you say that? You don't even know! It's not like you know why she's dating me!
DivinationQueen90: That's what you think!
TrevorTheToad: That's what I know!
DivinationQueen90: No, you don't know anything. Neville, you are clue less to my cousin and the way she works. You're going to get hurt, and I don't ever want to see you hurt.
DivinationQueen90 signed off at 2:45 AM.
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RunningWeasel6 and Bookworm252 are in the chat room.
RunningWeasel6: I talked to Neville last night, him and Parvati had another row.
BookWorm252: Oh, it's so sad.
RunningWeasel6: The tables are turning. In the beginning, Parvati was the bad guy -girl- and now Neville's the bad girl-guy-.
BookWorm252: I know. But I feel compassion for the both of them. They're both stressing over this. Janie's the one to blame, she shouldn't be playing with people's hearts like that.
RunningWeasel6: Janie's a Muggle, right?
BookWorm252: Yes, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: I have to go! I've got to write to Parvati!
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 7:30 PM.
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Ron chewed thoughtfully on the top of his quill, then, finally, he began to write his letter to Parvati.
Hi Parvati,
Hi, this is Ron. I had an idea before, and now I have a plan (this one will actually work, I promise!). I need you to write a letter to Janie, pretending to be your sister. I want you to say that your mother bought a Muggle computer, and downloaded something called instant messenger.
Tell her that you (Padama) is always on line, and that she wants to know if you have a screen name. If she has one, give me it as soon as possible, and then Hermione and I can instant message her. We'll 'quiz' her about Neville, and then, at the very end, we'll tell her we know everything. We'll tell her that she's going to pay for what she's doing to you and Neville. Then we'll e-mail him the conversation.
Isn't that just ingenious?
Write back,
Ron
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RunningWeasel6 signed on at 8:03 PM.
BookWorm252: What was that all about.
RunningWeasel6: I have a plan.
BookWorm252: Oh, brother.
RunningWeasel6: A GOOD plan.
BookWorm252: Suuuuure.
RunningWeasel6: Parvati's going to write a letter pretending to be Padama, because they still get along OK, I'm assuming. Anyway, she going to ask for Janie's screen name. We'll e-mail her, saying we're friends of Neville, and invite her into this very chat room. We'll talk to her. Interrogate her about Neville, and then e-mail him that conversation!
BookWorm252: YOU ARE A GENIUS! A PURE GENIUS!
RunningWeasel6: Thank you.
BookWorm252: Oh, I can't wait until we can get this plan into action!!
RunningWeasel6: Me either.
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A WEEK LATER:
Ron Weasley sat on his bed, the goul howling noisily above him. It was one o'clock in the morning, and he was dying to fall asleep. Just then, he heard a noisy racket at his window. His small own was pecking the glass with its small beak.
Ron opened the window, and untied the letter from his owl's foot. Feeding Pig some snacks, he then opened the letter. His face broke into a grin, it was from Parvati:
Dear Ron,
That was the most amazing idea I have ever heard of! I GOT JANIE'S SCREEN NAME!!!! Here it is: BeautyQueenForLife.
How appropriate.
Thanks, Ron,
Parvati.
Ron didn't care that it was late anymore, he signed on line, only to find Hermione in the chat room waiting for him.
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RunningWeasel6 signed on a 1:04 AM.
BookWorm252: Let me guess: Parvati got Janie's screen name!
RunningWeasel6: How did you know?!
BookWorm252: I'm not sure. I just did. Add her name to your buddy list. I hope she's on.
RunningWeasel6: We're in luck, she's on.
BookWorm252: To many coincidences. Anyway, who cares, just IM her, and send her a chat invitation.
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RunningWeasel6: Hi, you don't know me. But I'm a very good friend of your boyfriend.
BeautyQueenForLife: Oh, you're friends with Neville?
RunningWeasel6: Yeah.
BeautyQueenForLife: Oh, right, cool.
RunningWeasel6: Right. Listen, do you want to come into a chat with me and my friend?
BeautyQueenForLife: OK, sure.
RunningWeasel6: Great.
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BeautyQueenForLife entered chat at 1:11 AM.
BookWorm252: Hi, I'm Hermione, and you've all ready met Ron. We're friend's
of Neville's.
BeautyQueenForLife: Oh, how did you get my screen name?
RunningWeasel6: Do you like Neville?
BeautyQueenForLife: He's a great guy.
RunningWeasel6: We're friends with Parvati, too.
BeautyQueenForLife: My bitch cousin?
BookWorm252: Parvati's no bitch.
BeautyQueenForLife: That's what you think.
BookWorm252: She's not the one taking advantage of Neville just for pay back!
BeautyQueenForLife: What are you talking about?!
BookWorm252: Parvati told us everything. Everything about you and her. About how she said that she liked Neville and then you got into a fight and then you asked Neville out just to make Parvati jealous.
BeautyQueenForLife: That's not true!
RunningWeasel6: Yeah, it is. You know it is. You can't go around like you own the world, you've got to break this thing off with Neville.
BeautyQueenForLife: Nope. I'll never break this thing off with Neville. As long as Parvati's miserable, I'm happy.
BeautyQueenForLife signed off at 1:22 AM.
BookWorm252: Oh! I hate her! Oh, this is horrible!
RunningWeasel6: Nope, this is perfect.
BookWor252: How can you say that?!
RunningWeasel6: You forgot the last part of our plan, the part where we e- mail this conversation to Neville.
BookWorm252: Do you think he'll believe us?
RunningWeasel6: He'll have to. If he asks Janie for her screen name, he'll figure it all out.
Yrrah234 signed on at 1:25 AM.
Yrrah234: You guys are on late.
RunningWeasel6: So are you, mate.
BookWorm252: How're you Harry?
Yrrah234: Okay.
BookWorm252: Check your mail, I just e-mailed you a conversation Ron and I had with Janie.
Yrrah234: How?!
BookWorm252: Just read it Harry.
*After reading e-mail* Yrrah234: I don't get it.
RunningWeasel6: Harry! Parvati told us that she told Janie that she liked Neville. (I know, hard to believe) Then they got into a fight, so Janie happened to realize that the Neville Longbottom Parvati liked was the Neville Longbottom that was her next door neighbor. The only reason Janie is dating Neville is to get pay back at Parvati!"
Yrrah234: Listen, Ron, Hermione, I don't want to start anything. Everyone is pissed at everyone as it is, but I feel left out. You two always seem to be talking to each other, no one bothered to e-mail me about it. Is there something else you're hiding from me? Are you two. are you. more then just friends? Because, I support you being together, I just feel left out.
RunningWeasel6: Hermione, is it just me or has everyone this summer contracted some kind of bitching disease?
BookWorm252: Ron, let's not start.
Yrrah234: I was just saying.
BookWorm252: Let's drop it? Save us all the humiliation?
Yrrah234: Yeah, let's.
RunningWeasel6: Sure, good plan to me. So Harry, what's been up with you? Dudley get sent to fat camp yet?
Yrrah234: Heh, no, but he did get grounded for the first time.
BookWorm252: Why?! What'd he do?!
Yrrah234: Good story, actually. We had 3rd cousins of Uncle Vernon's staying with us for a week. Dudley and his cronies find it amusing to beat up little kids, and it just so happened they had an eight year old. So, this poor little boy. They pushed him into a river, gave him a bloody nose, and made him walk back to Uncle Vernon's house naked. Dudley was so stupid, he didn't think that Bobby (that was the kid's name) would tell.
He was wrong. At first Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia didn't believe Bobby. That was until Dudley got home and found out that Bobby has squealed. He punched the kid in the stomach in the living room and when Uncle Vernon, Aunt Petunia, and his parents came running in. They saw Dudley standing over this little kid. So Uncle Vernon grounded him from the phone, computer, television, and his friends for a month.
BookWorm252: Your cousin isn't very bright now, is he?
RunningWeasel6: Apparently not.
Yrrah234: I'm tired, I g2g.
RunningWeasel6: Me too.
BookWorm252: Me three.
Yrrah234: 'Night guys.
Yrrah234 signed off at 1:37 AM.
RunningWeasel6: 'Night Hermione.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 1:37 AM.
BookWorm252: Good night Ron, I love you.
BookWorm252 signed off at 1:38 AM.
Hermione looked down at the computer screen and sighed, "I wish I could tell him when he was actually there to see it."
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There it is! Hope you liked it.. REVIEW PLEASE!