AN: Hey Everyone I love these reviews. Thanks for your support anyway chapter 4 is now here and Sango is now teaching us. How to Knock Out a Perverted Monk (suggested by Sarah )

Disclaimer:I don't own Inuyasha this wouldn't be a fanfiction if I did.

Sango: Some Monks I won't mention any names glares at Miroku are being perverted so I'm going to teach girls how to knochk them out before some niave little girl gets prenant.

1. Okay now don't think that ALL monks are perverts because that isn't true only most are perverts so don't knock out every monk you see. You must be aware though incase he gropes you so pay careful attention to his movements and be ready to knock him out.

2. Now if he makes a move for your butt there are many things you can do to stop him but first you need a weapon or you will fail. Weapons may include: Rocks, Logs, Boomerrangs, Swords, Instant Ramen(Chapters 1 and 2), Pots, Pans, Backpacks, Mirrors, Shippo, or even your own hand.

3. Once you have your weapon whatever it may be you now are ready to knock out your perverted monk but there are two different ways to knock him out from here one is using strength and the other is using magic.

4. Once you have decided this you use magic to posess the item and thwack the monk to unconsisousness or you can use your weapon to thwack him into unconsiousness using your own strength.

5.Once he is unconsious you get as far away from him as you can because next he'll be asking you to bear his children.

Miroku sneaks up and gropes Sango Sango slaps him into unconsiousness See this is how it's done and no that wasn't planned anyway remember be aware of monks you never know when they will try to grope you.

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