Author's Note: I know I haven't updated in MONTHS. And it's all my fault
(well, that was a stupid thing to say, who else's fault would it be?) and
I'm sorry. Since I haven't updated in so long, here is a summary of last
chapter. Ron and Hermione crash Harry and Ginny's date. Great summary, eh?
I dunno it anyone is still reading it, but here's chapter eleven. SORRY IT
TOOK SO LONG!
CHAPTER 11: HOW RUMORS START
Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
Ron sat down at his computer, he looked at it, turned it on, Hermione was on line. That scared him. He turned it off again, no sense talking to her. He was too mortified. But...
He turned the computer on again.
Then off.
Then on.
Then off.
Then on.
Then off.
After about ten minutes of this nonsense he got a instant message from the person he had been avoiding.
BookWorm252: Ron? Are you having some problems there? You keep signing on and off again.
RunningWeasel6: Uh, no, no problems here. The, um, pornography site I was on kept doing weird things to my computer.
BookWorm252: Ron, you are so messed up.
RunningWeasel6: Yes, I suppose so.
BookWorm252: Glad you admit it. Repeat after me: Hi, my name is Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Hi, my name is Ron.
BookWorm252: Hi Ron!
BookWorm252: And now say: I am an pornoaholic.
RunningWeasel6: What?
BookWorm252: Denial!
RunningWeasel6: Hermione, what the hell are you doing?
BookWorm252: Have you ever been to alcoholics anonymous?
RunningWeasel6: No.
BookWorm252: When you're addicted to something, such as you are addicted to porn, you have to admit your problem. Oh, never mind.
RunningWeasel6: Okay, good, now that your done confusing the SHIT out of me...
BookWorm252: How'd you think our little date thing went?
At this point Ron stared at his computer in disbelief. She was going to mention the kiss. With that, Ron shut off his computer.
BookWorm252: Ron, I know you can't see this, but you are truly strange.
BookWorm252 signed off at 3:30PM.
Members in Chat Room: RunningWeasel6
Yarrah234 signed on at 5:50 PM.
Yrrah234: Hey, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Hullo.
Yrrah234: Ron, if we were in person I think I might have sensed a note of depression in that "hullo."
RunningWeasel6: You'd think right, mate.
Yrrah234: I have some great news.
RunningWeasel6: You can make my depression go away?
Yrrah234: No, but I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
RunningWeasel6: What's insurance? What's Geico?
Yrrah234: Never mind, bad Muggle humor I suppose.
RunningWeasel6: Oh, all right then.
Yrrah234: But, seriously, Ron. After you and Hermione were getting busy the other day, you should have nothing to complain about.
RunningWeasel6: What?! How do you...?
Yrrah234: I saw you. What base did you get to?
RunningWeasel6: What? Harry, what...?
Yrrah234: I don't really need to explain the facts of life to you, do I?
RunningWeasel6: No! But, Harry, it was only one kiss.
Yrrah234: Really?
RunningWeasel6: Yes, and I made a complete arse out of myself, so there's no use of even going into the details.
Yrrah234: What'd you say?
RunningWeasel6: Oh, I said that we had to get going and leave or something like that.
Yrrah234: Oh. Do you have, er, strong feelings for Hermione?
RunningWeasel6: Harry, I don't need the psychiatry lesson now. I'm not up for it.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 5:56 PM.
LavFlower1717 signed on at 5:59 PM.
LavFlower1717: Hiya, Harry.
Yrrah234: Hey, Lavender. What's up?
LavFlower1717: Not much here, you?
Yrrah234: Ron's hormones are raging, but aside from that, not to much.
LavFlower1717: Do share.
Yrrah234: Well...
LavFlower1717: Harry! It's so rude to mention something that would bring up questions and not answer them.
Yrrah234: Well
LavFlower1717: Harry Potter!
Yrrah234: Him and Hermione made out.
LavFlower1717: Are you SERIOUS?!
Yrrah234: Well, actually, it was just one kiss. No need to start rumors.
LavFlower1717: Ohmigod.
Yrrah234: Ohmigod? What the hell is that?
LavFlower1717: Ohmigod. Like Oh my God. Except all as one word.
Yrrah234: Then why isn't it ohmygod?
LavFlower1717: I dunno, Harry. No one cares, I want to know more about the Ron and Hermione thing.
Yrrah234: All that I know is that Ron said something stupid to, erm, kill the moment.
LavFlower1717: Did he ask her to take of her shirt or something? Because that is the most disrespectful thing a man can say to a women.
Yrrah234: And I'm sure you have a lot of experience with that, Lavender. Just kidding, of course. No, he said something like, "We have to get going now." Or something dumb like that.
LavFlower1717: Men. So insensitive.
Yrrah234: But you love us anyway.
LavFlower1717: Guilty as charged.
LavFlower1717: I can't believe they kissed! It was bound to happen eventually, but I didn't expect it to be now!
Yrrah234: Yeah.
LavFlower1717: I mean, gosh! This certainly spices up the gossip a bit. I'm sad though, everyone's pairing off except me.
Yrrah234: Don't worry about it, you'll find your mister write.
LavFlower1717: You are aware that made no sense. It's mister RIGHT. Not write.
Yrrah234: Sorry, typing error.
LavFlower1717: Really? I just thought you were stupid.
Yrrah234: Maybe it's a combination of both?
LavFlower1717: Possibly.
Yrrah234: I gotta go. My uncle Vernon is yelling about something. See ya.
Yrrah234 signed off at 6:24 PM.
TrevorTheToad signed on at 6:56 PM.
TrevorTheToad: Hey, Lavender.
LavFlower1717: Neville, you're never going to believe this! Ron and Hermione made out!
TrevorTheToad: They what?
LavFlower1717: Made out!
TrevorTheToad: With each other?
LavFlower1717: No, with your mom. Of course with each other!
TrevorTheToad: Wow.
LavFlower1717: You can say that again!
TrevorTheToad: Wow.
LavFlower1717: Heh. Anyway, I have to go write to Parvati and Seamus and tell them the news! Oh, this is soooo exciting!
TrevorTheToad: Are you sure they want everyone to know?
LavFlower1717 signed off at 7:01 PM.
TrevorTheToad: Thanks for answering me.
TrevorTheToad signed off at 7:02 PM.
Review, please, if anyone's still reading this.
CHAPTER 11: HOW RUMORS START
Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
Ron sat down at his computer, he looked at it, turned it on, Hermione was on line. That scared him. He turned it off again, no sense talking to her. He was too mortified. But...
He turned the computer on again.
Then off.
Then on.
Then off.
Then on.
Then off.
After about ten minutes of this nonsense he got a instant message from the person he had been avoiding.
BookWorm252: Ron? Are you having some problems there? You keep signing on and off again.
RunningWeasel6: Uh, no, no problems here. The, um, pornography site I was on kept doing weird things to my computer.
BookWorm252: Ron, you are so messed up.
RunningWeasel6: Yes, I suppose so.
BookWorm252: Glad you admit it. Repeat after me: Hi, my name is Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Hi, my name is Ron.
BookWorm252: Hi Ron!
BookWorm252: And now say: I am an pornoaholic.
RunningWeasel6: What?
BookWorm252: Denial!
RunningWeasel6: Hermione, what the hell are you doing?
BookWorm252: Have you ever been to alcoholics anonymous?
RunningWeasel6: No.
BookWorm252: When you're addicted to something, such as you are addicted to porn, you have to admit your problem. Oh, never mind.
RunningWeasel6: Okay, good, now that your done confusing the SHIT out of me...
BookWorm252: How'd you think our little date thing went?
At this point Ron stared at his computer in disbelief. She was going to mention the kiss. With that, Ron shut off his computer.
BookWorm252: Ron, I know you can't see this, but you are truly strange.
BookWorm252 signed off at 3:30PM.
Members in Chat Room: RunningWeasel6
Yarrah234 signed on at 5:50 PM.
Yrrah234: Hey, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Hullo.
Yrrah234: Ron, if we were in person I think I might have sensed a note of depression in that "hullo."
RunningWeasel6: You'd think right, mate.
Yrrah234: I have some great news.
RunningWeasel6: You can make my depression go away?
Yrrah234: No, but I just saved a load of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico.
RunningWeasel6: What's insurance? What's Geico?
Yrrah234: Never mind, bad Muggle humor I suppose.
RunningWeasel6: Oh, all right then.
Yrrah234: But, seriously, Ron. After you and Hermione were getting busy the other day, you should have nothing to complain about.
RunningWeasel6: What?! How do you...?
Yrrah234: I saw you. What base did you get to?
RunningWeasel6: What? Harry, what...?
Yrrah234: I don't really need to explain the facts of life to you, do I?
RunningWeasel6: No! But, Harry, it was only one kiss.
Yrrah234: Really?
RunningWeasel6: Yes, and I made a complete arse out of myself, so there's no use of even going into the details.
Yrrah234: What'd you say?
RunningWeasel6: Oh, I said that we had to get going and leave or something like that.
Yrrah234: Oh. Do you have, er, strong feelings for Hermione?
RunningWeasel6: Harry, I don't need the psychiatry lesson now. I'm not up for it.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 5:56 PM.
LavFlower1717 signed on at 5:59 PM.
LavFlower1717: Hiya, Harry.
Yrrah234: Hey, Lavender. What's up?
LavFlower1717: Not much here, you?
Yrrah234: Ron's hormones are raging, but aside from that, not to much.
LavFlower1717: Do share.
Yrrah234: Well...
LavFlower1717: Harry! It's so rude to mention something that would bring up questions and not answer them.
Yrrah234: Well
LavFlower1717: Harry Potter!
Yrrah234: Him and Hermione made out.
LavFlower1717: Are you SERIOUS?!
Yrrah234: Well, actually, it was just one kiss. No need to start rumors.
LavFlower1717: Ohmigod.
Yrrah234: Ohmigod? What the hell is that?
LavFlower1717: Ohmigod. Like Oh my God. Except all as one word.
Yrrah234: Then why isn't it ohmygod?
LavFlower1717: I dunno, Harry. No one cares, I want to know more about the Ron and Hermione thing.
Yrrah234: All that I know is that Ron said something stupid to, erm, kill the moment.
LavFlower1717: Did he ask her to take of her shirt or something? Because that is the most disrespectful thing a man can say to a women.
Yrrah234: And I'm sure you have a lot of experience with that, Lavender. Just kidding, of course. No, he said something like, "We have to get going now." Or something dumb like that.
LavFlower1717: Men. So insensitive.
Yrrah234: But you love us anyway.
LavFlower1717: Guilty as charged.
LavFlower1717: I can't believe they kissed! It was bound to happen eventually, but I didn't expect it to be now!
Yrrah234: Yeah.
LavFlower1717: I mean, gosh! This certainly spices up the gossip a bit. I'm sad though, everyone's pairing off except me.
Yrrah234: Don't worry about it, you'll find your mister write.
LavFlower1717: You are aware that made no sense. It's mister RIGHT. Not write.
Yrrah234: Sorry, typing error.
LavFlower1717: Really? I just thought you were stupid.
Yrrah234: Maybe it's a combination of both?
LavFlower1717: Possibly.
Yrrah234: I gotta go. My uncle Vernon is yelling about something. See ya.
Yrrah234 signed off at 6:24 PM.
TrevorTheToad signed on at 6:56 PM.
TrevorTheToad: Hey, Lavender.
LavFlower1717: Neville, you're never going to believe this! Ron and Hermione made out!
TrevorTheToad: They what?
LavFlower1717: Made out!
TrevorTheToad: With each other?
LavFlower1717: No, with your mom. Of course with each other!
TrevorTheToad: Wow.
LavFlower1717: You can say that again!
TrevorTheToad: Wow.
LavFlower1717: Heh. Anyway, I have to go write to Parvati and Seamus and tell them the news! Oh, this is soooo exciting!
TrevorTheToad: Are you sure they want everyone to know?
LavFlower1717 signed off at 7:01 PM.
TrevorTheToad: Thanks for answering me.
TrevorTheToad signed off at 7:02 PM.
Review, please, if anyone's still reading this.