Ron's screen name: RunningWeasel6
Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
Harry is currently in the chat room waiting for Ron to sign on. Harry's been waiting for the past 14 hours and 23 minutes...
RunningWeasel6 signed on at 2:46 PM.
Yrrah234: Ron! I've been waiting for you to sign on for the past fourteen hours and twenty three minutes!
RunningWeasel6: Wow, someone needs to get a life.
Yrrah234: Whatever, Ron. We need to talk.
RunningWeasel6: Oh no! You're gunna break up with me now, aren't you?
Yrrah234: What?
RunningWeasel6: Nothing. Never mind, Harry.
Yrrah234: Oh, I get it! I said "We need to talk" which are like break up words. Okay, good, now that we're on the subject of love. We really do need to talk.
RunningWeasel6: Okay, that's a little strange...
Yrrah234: That's what I said when I got the letter from Neville.
RunningWeasel6: What?! Harry, this is just sounding weirder and weirder.
Yrrah234: You see, Neville and Parvati... God, I dunno where to start.
RunningWeasel6: This has something to do with "doing the nasty" doesn't it? Harry, whatever it is they want you to do, don't do it. Say no. Abstain.
Yrrah234: No, it had nothing to do that. But I'm glad you mentioned that word, abstain. Maybe, um, you should abstain.
RunningWeasel6: What the hell are you talking about?
Yrrah234: I heard about you and Hermione, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Well, duh. I told you, remember?
Yrrah234: You didn't tell me all of it, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Um, yeah I did.
Yrrah234: Ooooh, I get it. You went to see her, didn't you? A few nights ago, maybe?
RunningWeasel6: Harry, are you on maryjooanna?
Yrrah234: Maryjooanna? What?! Ooh, marijuana? No, Ron. She's not pregnant, is she? You used protection, right? In my opinion there is nothing wrong with premarital sex, as long as you love the person and you use protection. I know you love Hermione, but I'm still worried about the protection part.
RunningWeasel6: WHAT?! Harry, what have you been hearing?!
Yrrah234: I heard that you and Hermione had sex.
RunningWeasel6: Well you better get your ears checked, Harry, because we didn't!
Yrrah234: You didn't?
RunningWeasel6: No!
Yrrah234: Are you sure?
RunningWeasel6: Of course I'm sure, Harry! I think I would know!
Yrrah234: I suppose so. Unless you were on Maryjooanna at the time.
RunningWeasel6: Shut up, Harry. We need to figure out how this rumor started. You said you heard it from Neville and Parvati?
Yrrah234: Um, no.
RunningWeasel6: That's what you said, though.
Yrrah234: I, uh, lied?
Yrrah234: Okay, fine. I heard it from Neville who heard it from Parvati, but I wasn't supposed to reveal them! Neville got a letter from Parvati with all of this info.
RunningWeasel6: Harry, what is this, the witness protection program?
Yrrah234: Heh. No, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Well it should be! I'm gunna go beat the shit out of them!
Yrrah234: Ron, c'mon.
RunningWeasel6: Harry, do you understand how mad Hermione's gunna be?
Yrrah234: You better talk to her, ASAP.
RunningWeasel6: Well, all right... that's gunna be awkward.
Yrrah234: When did ya figure that one out?
RunningWeasel6: Harry, that attitude, right there, isn't helping.
Yrrah234: Really, Ron? I thought it was.
RunningWeasel6: What do I say to her?
Yrrah234: "You know how we didn't have sex Hermione?"
RunningWeasel6: Helpful, really.
Yrrah234: I know.
Yrrah234: I gotta go. I'll talk to ya later, good luck with all of this.
RunningWeasel6: Thanks.
Yrrah234 signed off at 3:07 PM.
BookWorm252 signed on at 11:29 PM.
RunningWeasel6: Hey, Hermione! I've been waiting for you to sign on for nine hours and twenty two minutes.
BookWorm252: And you say I have no life.
RunningWeasel6: Okay, I need to talk with you.
BookWorm252: Hmm, thanks for telling me, the nine hour twenty two minutes thing would have NEVER given that away, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: I don't need your sarcasm.
BookWorm255: Aww, that's a shame.
RunningWeasel6: I know, isn't it?
BookWorm252: Yes. Anyway, Ron, what is it?
Dean905 signed on at 11:32 PM, but Ron doesn't realize this, because he's typing and he has to look at his fingers when he types because he's a Wizard and he's new to this keyboard thing.
RunningWeasel6: You know how you and I didn't have sex, Hermione?
Dean905: There are so many things I could say right now... hm... I'm gunna go with: How's the whole virginity thing working out for you?
Dean905: So, are all the conversations you have this odd?
BookWorm252: No, normally the conversations I have with Ron aren't completely retarded.
RunningWeasel6: Yes, just mildly retarded.
BookWorm252: Just for the record, Dean, I have no clue what ole' RunningWeasel is talking about. He may be on narcotics, for all I know.
Dean905: Or maybe he stole his parents' fire whiskey.
BookWorm252: Or maybe he's gone off a mental cliff, free falling into insanity.
Dean905: "'Cause I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee, free falling..."
BookWorm252: You like Muggle music, Dean?
Dean905: I'm half and half, you know.
BookWorm252: Oh, yes, I forgot.
BookWorm252: So, Ronald, are you okay?
RunningWeasel6: I suppose. But, Hermione, you and I really do need to... erm, discuss some things.
Dean905: Discuss them now, this should be funny.
RunningWeasel6: Let's not discuss them now and say we did.
Dean905: Let's discuss them now and say we did.
RunningWeasel6: Maybe you're blind, Dean, because I said let's not and say we did.
Dean905: Maybe your blind, Ron, because I said let's and say we did.
BookWorm252: Why don't you two just shut up, you're going nowhere.
Dean905: May I quote Muggle, American music again?
BookWorm252: Whatever floats your boat, Dean.
Dean905: "'Shut the fuck up' she said, 'your life is meaningless it's going nowhere. you're going nowhere.'"
Dean905: "Shut Up" by blink-182
RunningWeasel6: Thanks for being COMPLETELY random, Dean.
Dean905: Anytime, mate.
BookWorm252: Ron, seriously, what were you talking about before?
RunningWeasel6: Nothing.
Dean905: I think that nothing means a whole lotta something.
RunningWeasel6: You are so weird, Dean. I give up on you.
BookWorm252: I give up on both of you.
BookWorm252 signed off at 11:51 PM.
RunningWeasel6: Dean! Look what you made me do! I've been waiting for her to sign on for OVER NINE HOURS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW?
Dean905: No, but by the capitals in your typing I'm getting the general idea.
Dean905: Hey, mate, listen. I know that you and I are friends, but not very close friends. But I'm seriously willing to help you with your Hermione Problems if you need it.
RunningWeasel6: I appreciate the offer, Dean, but you can't help me until I talk to Hermione. But I do have a question...
Dean905: Shoot.
RunningWeasel6: Don't give me any ideas, Dean. I'm still mad at you for making ole' BookWorm sign off before.
Dean905: Yes, right. So, what's your question?
RunningWeasel6: To answer your question, my question is (no pun intended): Have you heard anything about me and Hermione?
Dean905: Yeah. I got a letter from Lavender about you and Hermione making out.
RunningWeasel6: What?! How does Lavender...? It was only one kiss...! I'm confused beyond belief.
Dean905: I've got to go, Ron. That's all I've heard though.
RunningWeasel6: Thanks, I guess.
Dean905: Your welcome, I guess.
Dean905 signed off at 12:09 AM.
DivinationQueen90 signed on at 1:31 AM.
RunningWeasel6: I was just about to sign off and go to sleep, but I'm glad you're here.
DivinationQueen90: Really? Why is that?
RunningWeasel6: So I can yell at you for RUINING MY LIFE!
DivinationQueen90: ??? What???
RunningWeasel6: If you weren't such a Drama Queen this would've never happened! But you had to go and turn something innocent like one kiss into
DivinationQueen90: Ron? What?
RunningWeasel6: Don't play dumb with me, Parvati, I know how you operate.
DivinationQueen90: Ron, I don't know what you're talking about! Honestly!
RunningWeasel6: All I know is that you started some dumb rumor about me and Hermione and went and told your boyfriend who told Harry and now Harry is having man to man talks to me about protection.
DivinationQueen90: It's not MY problem what you and Harry talk about in your spare time.
RunningWeasel6: Yeah, it is Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: Here's what I know, okay? I'm gunna outline it for you, so you get it right this time.
I. I got a letter from Lavender.
B. It contained something of the following:
3. "Ron and Hermione did it!!"
4.
It's not my fault that's what Lavender wrote, and that I told my boyfriend!
RunningWeasel6: So this was all Lavender? All her fault?
DivinationQueen90: God, Ron, I don't know! I don't want to place the blame on anyone! Is the rumor true?
RunningWeasel6: NO!
DivinationQueen90: I bet you wish it was.
RunningWeasel6: That's none of your business.
DivinationQueen90: I know. But I also know how men think, and I know that you wish that the rumor was true.
RunningWeasel6: So what if I do wish that? It'll never happen anyway.
DivinationQueen90: It might, but not for A LONG time. You'd have to be in the relationship forever, she's not the type of girl that would go for a one night stand. Sucks for you, though.
RunningWeasel6: Parvati... I've had enough conversation. I'm going to sleep.
DivinationQueen90: I think you should tell her, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Tell her what?
DivinationQueen90: You are so dense. Tell her how you feel.
RunningWeasel6: Wow, could that sentence have come out as any more of a cliché?
DivinationQueen90: I suppose not. But, in the words of Gregg Alexander, "Clichés eventually all come true: Time heals all wounds."
RunningWeasel6: Who's Gregg Alexander?
DivinationQueen90: Not sure, to be honest. But I saw the quote listed on some quote web site.
RunningWeasel6: You've learned how to look up things on the Internum?
DivinationQueen90: It's called an Internet, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: It's called a typo, Parvati.
RunningWeasel6: I've got to go to sleep, I'm exhausted.
DivinationQueen90: 'Night, Ron. Are we okay?
RunningWeasel6: Huh?
DivinationQueen90: You and I, you're not still mad at me?
RunningWeasel6: No, Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: Good. (
RunningWeasel6: Yeah.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 1:52 AM.
DivinationQueen90: Ron 3 Hermione. It's so obvious.
DivinationQueen90 signed off at 1:53 AM.
BookWorm252 signed on at 4:05 PM.
RunningWeasel6: I honestly, seriously, need to have a conversation with you.
BookWorm252: I don't have the time for you stupid, mocking conversations, Ronald! You made a complete fool out of me in front of Dean yesterday! You don't take anything seriously, and you don't even respect me! If whatever it was that you had to talk to me about was sooo damn important, why did you have to open up the conversation with "You know how you and I didn't have sex?" God, Ron! I took it in stride at the time, but it hurts that everything has to be a mocking joke at me!
And I don't have time to talk to you. I came online to talk to Lav and Parvati, but they're not here. I'm going on a date in two hours with someone who actually cares about me, and I need some advice.
BookWorm252 signed off at 4:07 PM.
RunningWeasel6: She cursed. Hermione cursed. She said damn. I'm such an arsehole. I made her curse. And now she's going on a date with someone else who would never make her curse. She's probably going to marry this non- cursing guy and I'm gunna be on the sidelines at their wedding wishing it was me. I don't know if I can take that.
RunningWeasel6: Now I'm talking to myself.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 4:10 PM.
A/N: There it is! I hope you liked it. This story should be coming to an end in a few more chapters, unless I decided to add more onto it. Then it'll be longer (haha, how smart did I sound there? "If I add more it'll be longer." Smart.)
Anyway, I want to thank some people who reviewed the last two chapters. I'm sorry I sort of abandoned this fic before. FYI: I put up Chapter 11 on 5/17/04 EXACTLY a year after I published the fic in 5/17/03. Weird, huh? And I didn't even plan it that way! So, here are my thanks:
mystic-angle5: You are a very faithful reviewer, and I'm always happy to get a review from you! :-D thanks for keeping up with this fic!!! And please, never make me sit through the soundtrack from "Glitter." lol. ;)
magical-me14: You are also a very faithful reviewer, and I appreciate it beyond belief! Thanks for showing my story to your friends! I really, really appreciate that too! Thanks so much! :-D
Black Mistress: Thanks so much for your review!!! I hope you liked this chapter!
agadhasha: Thanks for reviewing!
Zooberbas1: Thanks for reviewing! Glad you like my strange sense of humor.
Taryn: Thanks for not giving up on my fic!
Janice: HERMIONE AND RON FOREVER. lol, thanks for reading! :-D
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Hermione's screen name: BookWorm252
Harry's screen name: Yrrah234 (note: Harry's name backwards is Yrrah)
Dean's screen name: Dean905
Lavender's screen name: LavFlower1717
Parvati's screen name: DivinationQueen90
Seamus's screen name: QuiditchFanSeamus
Neville's screen name: TrevorTheToad
Harry is currently in the chat room waiting for Ron to sign on. Harry's been waiting for the past 14 hours and 23 minutes...
RunningWeasel6 signed on at 2:46 PM.
Yrrah234: Ron! I've been waiting for you to sign on for the past fourteen hours and twenty three minutes!
RunningWeasel6: Wow, someone needs to get a life.
Yrrah234: Whatever, Ron. We need to talk.
RunningWeasel6: Oh no! You're gunna break up with me now, aren't you?
Yrrah234: What?
RunningWeasel6: Nothing. Never mind, Harry.
Yrrah234: Oh, I get it! I said "We need to talk" which are like break up words. Okay, good, now that we're on the subject of love. We really do need to talk.
RunningWeasel6: Okay, that's a little strange...
Yrrah234: That's what I said when I got the letter from Neville.
RunningWeasel6: What?! Harry, this is just sounding weirder and weirder.
Yrrah234: You see, Neville and Parvati... God, I dunno where to start.
RunningWeasel6: This has something to do with "doing the nasty" doesn't it? Harry, whatever it is they want you to do, don't do it. Say no. Abstain.
Yrrah234: No, it had nothing to do that. But I'm glad you mentioned that word, abstain. Maybe, um, you should abstain.
RunningWeasel6: What the hell are you talking about?
Yrrah234: I heard about you and Hermione, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Well, duh. I told you, remember?
Yrrah234: You didn't tell me all of it, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Um, yeah I did.
Yrrah234: Ooooh, I get it. You went to see her, didn't you? A few nights ago, maybe?
RunningWeasel6: Harry, are you on maryjooanna?
Yrrah234: Maryjooanna? What?! Ooh, marijuana? No, Ron. She's not pregnant, is she? You used protection, right? In my opinion there is nothing wrong with premarital sex, as long as you love the person and you use protection. I know you love Hermione, but I'm still worried about the protection part.
RunningWeasel6: WHAT?! Harry, what have you been hearing?!
Yrrah234: I heard that you and Hermione had sex.
RunningWeasel6: Well you better get your ears checked, Harry, because we didn't!
Yrrah234: You didn't?
RunningWeasel6: No!
Yrrah234: Are you sure?
RunningWeasel6: Of course I'm sure, Harry! I think I would know!
Yrrah234: I suppose so. Unless you were on Maryjooanna at the time.
RunningWeasel6: Shut up, Harry. We need to figure out how this rumor started. You said you heard it from Neville and Parvati?
Yrrah234: Um, no.
RunningWeasel6: That's what you said, though.
Yrrah234: I, uh, lied?
Yrrah234: Okay, fine. I heard it from Neville who heard it from Parvati, but I wasn't supposed to reveal them! Neville got a letter from Parvati with all of this info.
RunningWeasel6: Harry, what is this, the witness protection program?
Yrrah234: Heh. No, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Well it should be! I'm gunna go beat the shit out of them!
Yrrah234: Ron, c'mon.
RunningWeasel6: Harry, do you understand how mad Hermione's gunna be?
Yrrah234: You better talk to her, ASAP.
RunningWeasel6: Well, all right... that's gunna be awkward.
Yrrah234: When did ya figure that one out?
RunningWeasel6: Harry, that attitude, right there, isn't helping.
Yrrah234: Really, Ron? I thought it was.
RunningWeasel6: What do I say to her?
Yrrah234: "You know how we didn't have sex Hermione?"
RunningWeasel6: Helpful, really.
Yrrah234: I know.
Yrrah234: I gotta go. I'll talk to ya later, good luck with all of this.
RunningWeasel6: Thanks.
Yrrah234 signed off at 3:07 PM.
BookWorm252 signed on at 11:29 PM.
RunningWeasel6: Hey, Hermione! I've been waiting for you to sign on for nine hours and twenty two minutes.
BookWorm252: And you say I have no life.
RunningWeasel6: Okay, I need to talk with you.
BookWorm252: Hmm, thanks for telling me, the nine hour twenty two minutes thing would have NEVER given that away, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: I don't need your sarcasm.
BookWorm255: Aww, that's a shame.
RunningWeasel6: I know, isn't it?
BookWorm252: Yes. Anyway, Ron, what is it?
Dean905 signed on at 11:32 PM, but Ron doesn't realize this, because he's typing and he has to look at his fingers when he types because he's a Wizard and he's new to this keyboard thing.
RunningWeasel6: You know how you and I didn't have sex, Hermione?
Dean905: There are so many things I could say right now... hm... I'm gunna go with: How's the whole virginity thing working out for you?
Dean905: So, are all the conversations you have this odd?
BookWorm252: No, normally the conversations I have with Ron aren't completely retarded.
RunningWeasel6: Yes, just mildly retarded.
BookWorm252: Just for the record, Dean, I have no clue what ole' RunningWeasel is talking about. He may be on narcotics, for all I know.
Dean905: Or maybe he stole his parents' fire whiskey.
BookWorm252: Or maybe he's gone off a mental cliff, free falling into insanity.
Dean905: "'Cause I'm freeeeeeeeeeeee, free falling..."
BookWorm252: You like Muggle music, Dean?
Dean905: I'm half and half, you know.
BookWorm252: Oh, yes, I forgot.
BookWorm252: So, Ronald, are you okay?
RunningWeasel6: I suppose. But, Hermione, you and I really do need to... erm, discuss some things.
Dean905: Discuss them now, this should be funny.
RunningWeasel6: Let's not discuss them now and say we did.
Dean905: Let's discuss them now and say we did.
RunningWeasel6: Maybe you're blind, Dean, because I said let's not and say we did.
Dean905: Maybe your blind, Ron, because I said let's and say we did.
BookWorm252: Why don't you two just shut up, you're going nowhere.
Dean905: May I quote Muggle, American music again?
BookWorm252: Whatever floats your boat, Dean.
Dean905: "'Shut the fuck up' she said, 'your life is meaningless it's going nowhere. you're going nowhere.'"
Dean905: "Shut Up" by blink-182
RunningWeasel6: Thanks for being COMPLETELY random, Dean.
Dean905: Anytime, mate.
BookWorm252: Ron, seriously, what were you talking about before?
RunningWeasel6: Nothing.
Dean905: I think that nothing means a whole lotta something.
RunningWeasel6: You are so weird, Dean. I give up on you.
BookWorm252: I give up on both of you.
BookWorm252 signed off at 11:51 PM.
RunningWeasel6: Dean! Look what you made me do! I've been waiting for her to sign on for OVER NINE HOURS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO KILL YOU RIGHT NOW?
Dean905: No, but by the capitals in your typing I'm getting the general idea.
Dean905: Hey, mate, listen. I know that you and I are friends, but not very close friends. But I'm seriously willing to help you with your Hermione Problems if you need it.
RunningWeasel6: I appreciate the offer, Dean, but you can't help me until I talk to Hermione. But I do have a question...
Dean905: Shoot.
RunningWeasel6: Don't give me any ideas, Dean. I'm still mad at you for making ole' BookWorm sign off before.
Dean905: Yes, right. So, what's your question?
RunningWeasel6: To answer your question, my question is (no pun intended): Have you heard anything about me and Hermione?
Dean905: Yeah. I got a letter from Lavender about you and Hermione making out.
RunningWeasel6: What?! How does Lavender...? It was only one kiss...! I'm confused beyond belief.
Dean905: I've got to go, Ron. That's all I've heard though.
RunningWeasel6: Thanks, I guess.
Dean905: Your welcome, I guess.
Dean905 signed off at 12:09 AM.
DivinationQueen90 signed on at 1:31 AM.
RunningWeasel6: I was just about to sign off and go to sleep, but I'm glad you're here.
DivinationQueen90: Really? Why is that?
RunningWeasel6: So I can yell at you for RUINING MY LIFE!
DivinationQueen90: ??? What???
RunningWeasel6: If you weren't such a Drama Queen this would've never happened! But you had to go and turn something innocent like one kiss into
DivinationQueen90: Ron? What?
RunningWeasel6: Don't play dumb with me, Parvati, I know how you operate.
DivinationQueen90: Ron, I don't know what you're talking about! Honestly!
RunningWeasel6: All I know is that you started some dumb rumor about me and Hermione and went and told your boyfriend who told Harry and now Harry is having man to man talks to me about protection.
DivinationQueen90: It's not MY problem what you and Harry talk about in your spare time.
RunningWeasel6: Yeah, it is Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: Here's what I know, okay? I'm gunna outline it for you, so you get it right this time.
I. I got a letter from Lavender.
B. It contained something of the following:
3. "Ron and Hermione did it!!"
4.
It's not my fault that's what Lavender wrote, and that I told my boyfriend!
RunningWeasel6: So this was all Lavender? All her fault?
DivinationQueen90: God, Ron, I don't know! I don't want to place the blame on anyone! Is the rumor true?
RunningWeasel6: NO!
DivinationQueen90: I bet you wish it was.
RunningWeasel6: That's none of your business.
DivinationQueen90: I know. But I also know how men think, and I know that you wish that the rumor was true.
RunningWeasel6: So what if I do wish that? It'll never happen anyway.
DivinationQueen90: It might, but not for A LONG time. You'd have to be in the relationship forever, she's not the type of girl that would go for a one night stand. Sucks for you, though.
RunningWeasel6: Parvati... I've had enough conversation. I'm going to sleep.
DivinationQueen90: I think you should tell her, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: Tell her what?
DivinationQueen90: You are so dense. Tell her how you feel.
RunningWeasel6: Wow, could that sentence have come out as any more of a cliché?
DivinationQueen90: I suppose not. But, in the words of Gregg Alexander, "Clichés eventually all come true: Time heals all wounds."
RunningWeasel6: Who's Gregg Alexander?
DivinationQueen90: Not sure, to be honest. But I saw the quote listed on some quote web site.
RunningWeasel6: You've learned how to look up things on the Internum?
DivinationQueen90: It's called an Internet, Ron.
RunningWeasel6: It's called a typo, Parvati.
RunningWeasel6: I've got to go to sleep, I'm exhausted.
DivinationQueen90: 'Night, Ron. Are we okay?
RunningWeasel6: Huh?
DivinationQueen90: You and I, you're not still mad at me?
RunningWeasel6: No, Parvati.
DivinationQueen90: Good. (
RunningWeasel6: Yeah.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 1:52 AM.
DivinationQueen90: Ron 3 Hermione. It's so obvious.
DivinationQueen90 signed off at 1:53 AM.
BookWorm252 signed on at 4:05 PM.
RunningWeasel6: I honestly, seriously, need to have a conversation with you.
BookWorm252: I don't have the time for you stupid, mocking conversations, Ronald! You made a complete fool out of me in front of Dean yesterday! You don't take anything seriously, and you don't even respect me! If whatever it was that you had to talk to me about was sooo damn important, why did you have to open up the conversation with "You know how you and I didn't have sex?" God, Ron! I took it in stride at the time, but it hurts that everything has to be a mocking joke at me!
And I don't have time to talk to you. I came online to talk to Lav and Parvati, but they're not here. I'm going on a date in two hours with someone who actually cares about me, and I need some advice.
BookWorm252 signed off at 4:07 PM.
RunningWeasel6: She cursed. Hermione cursed. She said damn. I'm such an arsehole. I made her curse. And now she's going on a date with someone else who would never make her curse. She's probably going to marry this non- cursing guy and I'm gunna be on the sidelines at their wedding wishing it was me. I don't know if I can take that.
RunningWeasel6: Now I'm talking to myself.
RunningWeasel6 signed off at 4:10 PM.
A/N: There it is! I hope you liked it. This story should be coming to an end in a few more chapters, unless I decided to add more onto it. Then it'll be longer (haha, how smart did I sound there? "If I add more it'll be longer." Smart.)
Anyway, I want to thank some people who reviewed the last two chapters. I'm sorry I sort of abandoned this fic before. FYI: I put up Chapter 11 on 5/17/04 EXACTLY a year after I published the fic in 5/17/03. Weird, huh? And I didn't even plan it that way! So, here are my thanks:
mystic-angle5: You are a very faithful reviewer, and I'm always happy to get a review from you! :-D thanks for keeping up with this fic!!! And please, never make me sit through the soundtrack from "Glitter." lol. ;)
magical-me14: You are also a very faithful reviewer, and I appreciate it beyond belief! Thanks for showing my story to your friends! I really, really appreciate that too! Thanks so much! :-D
Black Mistress: Thanks so much for your review!!! I hope you liked this chapter!
agadhasha: Thanks for reviewing!
Zooberbas1: Thanks for reviewing! Glad you like my strange sense of humor.
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Janice: HERMIONE AND RON FOREVER. lol, thanks for reading! :-D
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Jubes2681: You're right about the geico thing, but I couldn't help putting it in. It's just so much fun to say, "I saved a load of money on my car insurance by switching to geico..." Thanks for your review!
Thanks everyone!
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