God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriff
Random Harry Potter Song
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by Kihin Ranno
Sirius
God rest ye merry Hippogriff,
Let nothing you dismay
Remember Harry Potter is here to save the day!
Harry
Shut up, Sirius.
Remus
To save us all from the Ministry
That Fudge has led astray!
Harry
Oh Professor Lupin, not you too...
Remus and Sirius
No tidings of Umbridge or Fudge!
Not Umbridge or Fudge!
No tidings of Umbridge or Fudge!
Remus
From Fudge our stupid Minister
A blessed bitch came
Harry
Umbridge I take it?
Sirius
And unto unsuspecting children
Brought--
Remus
Bloody racist!
Sirius
--tidings of the same!
And poor old Moony takes offense,
Remus
And will forever curse her name!
Harry
Literally?
Remus and Sirius
No tidings of Umbridge or Fudge!
Not Umbridge or Fudge!
No tidings of Umbridge or Fudge!
Sirius
Now to the Minister we boo
And hiss and spit and scream!
Remus
Because he's such a bloody prat
And really makes me steamed...
Harry
You know, it's really thanks to him
That a lunatic I'm deemed!
Remus
By that bloody racist, evil, ugly, twisted, sick, demented, grotesque, annoying, infuriating little...
Sirius
Breathe Moony. We still have the chorus to get through.
Remus
Are you serious?
Sirius
Yes, I'm Sirius. Or Padfoot. Whichever you prefer.
Remus
Sirius, that joke wasn't funny the first time, and it isn't funny now.
Sirius
Well, now I know you're drunk...
Harry
(in a grand, dramatic solo)
No tidings of Umbridge or Fudge!
Not Umbridge or Fudge!
No tidings of Umbridge or Fudge!
Sirius
Drama Queen... Or King.
Remus
Honestly, and he wonders why everyone's always calling him a show off... He definitely takes after you, Padfoot.
Harry
I hate both of you... I seriously do.
Sirius
Hah! He thinks it's funny!
Remus
Oh yeah, because he's an objective opinion...
Harry
(muttering)
No tidings of Padfoot or Moony
Not Moony or Padfoot
No tidings of those two crazy gits...