FADE IN: (Disclaimer: Don't own Tenchi or Inu Yasha. You know the rest)
Well after what seems like a year. This story is updated! (*surprise,
surprise!*)
NG: Take, you take way to long! Take: Oh well, we must cut our hair, pierce our ears, and continue on the road of life! NG: And what's that supposed to mean?
Take: (hehehe) I don't no! All I know is that 4 now I shall update the story! Even if it takes me a week. or more.yeah. N E Ways-the story!
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Chapter 5: "INTRUDER, INTRUDER, INTRUDER, INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT," a siren shouted, "INTRUDER HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE LIVINGROOM!"
"How did anyone get through my new 300,500 kilobit security system?" Washu asked, in disbelief while typing on her computer. Suddenly, a huge screen flat TV came down showing a picture of a short girl about 5'3, brown hair with orange streaks throughout it. She wore an outfit that strongly resembled a space pirates' and a skeleton ring around her neck. She was easily dogging all of Washu's security precautions: Fire balls, exploding volleyballs. (You know the normal Washu stuffs)
"Washu, that's Take! She is Mihoshi's cousin and a good friend of mine." Kiyone said, "Washu turn the security system off."
(A/n: Unity! (referring to the passage written to the Italians15:5) we all must stick together with a spirit of unity!)
"She is quite impressive. Do you think she would mind if I used her as a guinea pig?" She asked innocently. The door to the lab was quickly burst open.
"Kiyone, Mihoshi, there's trouble! Everyone in this house has been declared a wanted criminal under the order of the new Jurian king. You all must run now! They were told to kill at first sight." Take said running in front of Kiyone, as everyone started into the living room, she noticed the large group of people surrounding the house. Making things worse they were all galaxy police officers. How had they got here so fast?
"Come on people we should be able to take on these officers! I mean we do have two pirates, a genius, and dog-demons. Not to mention a demon slayer, wolf, monk, galaxy police officer(s) (there is two if you count the klutz) .etc. " the smart genius remarked.
They could defeat them! Take thought. Well, if they wanted to escape they had to. If there was just some way to reach a ship, get away before a larger group of officers got here.'
"Good idea, G.P.! Washu said interrupting her thoughts.
"It's Take, Washu, a person not a guinea pig," Kiyone said, "and get that thing off her h-" before she could finish her sentence Take had smashed the mind reader thing to pieces. While this was happening Inu Yasha took the opportunity to get out his sword. He ran out toward the surprised officers followed by Kouga and Ryoko. Balls of energy, tornados, and a big wind by the time they were done with the GXP officers they were all on the ground, but miraculously not one single one was killed just unconscious. Even though that fight was over and another had begun between Inu Yasha & Kagome (who else?). Insults were heard all over Washu's lab.
Stuff like:
"Mini-skirt wearing fairy!" Inu Yasha
"Big nose ugly face troll!" Kouga
"You look like a girl." Inu Yasha
"No, YOU look like a girl! Kouga
"You're so dumb you chase your own tail" Inu Yasha
"You're so dumb if I threw a stick off a cliff you would try and fetch it." Kouga
"You're so dumb you bark at yourself." Inu Yasha
"Flea bitter, color blind, stray who-" Kouga started.
"WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE STOP FIGHTING?!!!" Kagome said angrily.
"Lady Kagome is it right if we have become outlaws? Shouldn't we escape this instant before more pulezze come?" Miroku said
"It's the police Miroku, but your right Tenchi, how are we going to do and what about Inu Yasha and the others?" Kagome questioned Tenchi.
"Well we could." Tenchi was cut off a few seconds later by the big TV screen.
"Residents of the mountain area, there are some of the most wanted criminals living in your area! Please ignore blinking lights, loud bangs, and other strange noises. If you happen to see this commotion outside please call, 1-800-222-5822 and we shall erase your memory!" The reporter said showing a big warning sign.
"Wow! You guys we better call that number." Mihoshi states to them. Everyone stared at her. She turned away from the window with the blue and red light beams leaking through as someone from outside called out,
"WE ARE THE GALAXY POLICE! COME OUT UNARMED AND WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR." "What the-was that loud screech?" Inu Yasha asked while holding his ears down.
"Yeah, Kagome what was that? It hurt my ears!" Shippou said as he jumped onto Kagome's shoulder. *meanwhile*
(A/n: We need frosting on our plates!)
"How should she know dog turd?" Kouga said while also holding his ears.
".because you stupid wolf, this is her time!" Inu Yasha said beginning another quarrel.
"It's an instrument used to increase someone's voice and make it hearable to the human ears that are far away." announced Washu, and confusing Shippou (she was ignored by Inu Yasha and Kouga who were in there own little world).
"Guys.we have to walk outside with our hands in the air." Mihoshi said lifting her arms up and starting to walk toward the door. She was grabbed by the collar be the most #1 pirate, Take.
(a/n: It's as cold as an ice cube in the winter!)
"Mihoshi, my brainless twit of a cousin, you are a class x criminal." Take made an attempt to explain while handing Mihoshi the Galaxy Police handbook.
"X.x.x." Mihoshi sang (sweatdrop). "Aww, here it is- When encounter, shot at first glance. GIVE NO MERCY OR PITTY!" she finished reading.
"Mihoshi what does this mean?" Take questioned, not letting go of Mihoshi. "It means that we should walk out." Mihoshi answered simply.
"IT MEANS THAT AS SOON AS WE WALK OUT WE'LL BE SHOT!" Kiyone said grabbing a hold Mihoshi too.
"Kiyone, I was sure that by now you would be able to handle Mihoshi." Take stated, looking as if she were surprised.
"You lived with her for fifteen years and never controlled her, only outsmarted her." Kiyone said in her defense, trying to strangle Mihoshi at the same time. "Dear, a baby could outsmart Mihoshi." Take said grabbing Kiyone.
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A/n: Sorry all 4 this chapter! Tell us what you think! NG: By the way Take why do you keep interrupting the story w/ you're weird saying (that were probably taken n e way)? Take: I can't help it.I don't know why, I guess! Ice, ice in my drink! *opens freezer door.Why is there a snowman in here?!
FADE OUT
(Take: Oh yeah, next Ch. To be updated very soon!)
NG: Take, you take way to long! Take: Oh well, we must cut our hair, pierce our ears, and continue on the road of life! NG: And what's that supposed to mean?
Take: (hehehe) I don't no! All I know is that 4 now I shall update the story! Even if it takes me a week. or more.yeah. N E Ways-the story!
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Chapter 5: "INTRUDER, INTRUDER, INTRUDER, INTRUDER ALERT, INTRUDER ALERT," a siren shouted, "INTRUDER HAS BEEN DETECTED IN THE LIVINGROOM!"
"How did anyone get through my new 300,500 kilobit security system?" Washu asked, in disbelief while typing on her computer. Suddenly, a huge screen flat TV came down showing a picture of a short girl about 5'3, brown hair with orange streaks throughout it. She wore an outfit that strongly resembled a space pirates' and a skeleton ring around her neck. She was easily dogging all of Washu's security precautions: Fire balls, exploding volleyballs. (You know the normal Washu stuffs)
"Washu, that's Take! She is Mihoshi's cousin and a good friend of mine." Kiyone said, "Washu turn the security system off."
(A/n: Unity! (referring to the passage written to the Italians15:5) we all must stick together with a spirit of unity!)
"She is quite impressive. Do you think she would mind if I used her as a guinea pig?" She asked innocently. The door to the lab was quickly burst open.
"Kiyone, Mihoshi, there's trouble! Everyone in this house has been declared a wanted criminal under the order of the new Jurian king. You all must run now! They were told to kill at first sight." Take said running in front of Kiyone, as everyone started into the living room, she noticed the large group of people surrounding the house. Making things worse they were all galaxy police officers. How had they got here so fast?
"Come on people we should be able to take on these officers! I mean we do have two pirates, a genius, and dog-demons. Not to mention a demon slayer, wolf, monk, galaxy police officer(s) (there is two if you count the klutz) .etc. " the smart genius remarked.
They could defeat them! Take thought. Well, if they wanted to escape they had to. If there was just some way to reach a ship, get away before a larger group of officers got here.'
"Good idea, G.P.! Washu said interrupting her thoughts.
"It's Take, Washu, a person not a guinea pig," Kiyone said, "and get that thing off her h-" before she could finish her sentence Take had smashed the mind reader thing to pieces. While this was happening Inu Yasha took the opportunity to get out his sword. He ran out toward the surprised officers followed by Kouga and Ryoko. Balls of energy, tornados, and a big wind by the time they were done with the GXP officers they were all on the ground, but miraculously not one single one was killed just unconscious. Even though that fight was over and another had begun between Inu Yasha & Kagome (who else?). Insults were heard all over Washu's lab.
Stuff like:
"Mini-skirt wearing fairy!" Inu Yasha
"Big nose ugly face troll!" Kouga
"You look like a girl." Inu Yasha
"No, YOU look like a girl! Kouga
"You're so dumb you chase your own tail" Inu Yasha
"You're so dumb if I threw a stick off a cliff you would try and fetch it." Kouga
"You're so dumb you bark at yourself." Inu Yasha
"Flea bitter, color blind, stray who-" Kouga started.
"WOULD YOU TWO PLEASE STOP FIGHTING?!!!" Kagome said angrily.
"Lady Kagome is it right if we have become outlaws? Shouldn't we escape this instant before more pulezze come?" Miroku said
"It's the police Miroku, but your right Tenchi, how are we going to do and what about Inu Yasha and the others?" Kagome questioned Tenchi.
"Well we could." Tenchi was cut off a few seconds later by the big TV screen.
"Residents of the mountain area, there are some of the most wanted criminals living in your area! Please ignore blinking lights, loud bangs, and other strange noises. If you happen to see this commotion outside please call, 1-800-222-5822 and we shall erase your memory!" The reporter said showing a big warning sign.
"Wow! You guys we better call that number." Mihoshi states to them. Everyone stared at her. She turned away from the window with the blue and red light beams leaking through as someone from outside called out,
"WE ARE THE GALAXY POLICE! COME OUT UNARMED AND WITH YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR." "What the-was that loud screech?" Inu Yasha asked while holding his ears down.
"Yeah, Kagome what was that? It hurt my ears!" Shippou said as he jumped onto Kagome's shoulder. *meanwhile*
(A/n: We need frosting on our plates!)
"How should she know dog turd?" Kouga said while also holding his ears.
".because you stupid wolf, this is her time!" Inu Yasha said beginning another quarrel.
"It's an instrument used to increase someone's voice and make it hearable to the human ears that are far away." announced Washu, and confusing Shippou (she was ignored by Inu Yasha and Kouga who were in there own little world).
"Guys.we have to walk outside with our hands in the air." Mihoshi said lifting her arms up and starting to walk toward the door. She was grabbed by the collar be the most #1 pirate, Take.
(a/n: It's as cold as an ice cube in the winter!)
"Mihoshi, my brainless twit of a cousin, you are a class x criminal." Take made an attempt to explain while handing Mihoshi the Galaxy Police handbook.
"X.x.x." Mihoshi sang (sweatdrop). "Aww, here it is- When encounter, shot at first glance. GIVE NO MERCY OR PITTY!" she finished reading.
"Mihoshi what does this mean?" Take questioned, not letting go of Mihoshi. "It means that we should walk out." Mihoshi answered simply.
"IT MEANS THAT AS SOON AS WE WALK OUT WE'LL BE SHOT!" Kiyone said grabbing a hold Mihoshi too.
"Kiyone, I was sure that by now you would be able to handle Mihoshi." Take stated, looking as if she were surprised.
"You lived with her for fifteen years and never controlled her, only outsmarted her." Kiyone said in her defense, trying to strangle Mihoshi at the same time. "Dear, a baby could outsmart Mihoshi." Take said grabbing Kiyone.
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A/n: Sorry all 4 this chapter! Tell us what you think! NG: By the way Take why do you keep interrupting the story w/ you're weird saying (that were probably taken n e way)? Take: I can't help it.I don't know why, I guess! Ice, ice in my drink! *opens freezer door.Why is there a snowman in here?!
FADE OUT
(Take: Oh yeah, next Ch. To be updated very soon!)