Author's Note: This chapter contains language, sexual situations, the whole works. I apologize in advance for the pervertedness of this chapter.
Jan stomped around Lucas and Sami's hotel room indignantly, kicking random pieces of furniture as she searched for Nicole's laptop. God, she was getting sick of Nicole.
"Jan, do this. Jan, do that." she mocked Nicole in a high-pitched voice, "Jan, go get my laptop out of Lucas and Sami's room. Jan, go find the papers I left in their room while you're at it. And when you finish that, come back so you can wax my fucking inner thighs for me, why don't you? God." she kicked the side of the bed and stormed over to the dresser.
She riffled through the papers that had been left on the dresser, noting that they were written in Nicole's handwriting. Great. Now all she had to do was find Nicole's laptop, which Nicole had let Lucas borrow the night before. What a lazy bitch, Jan thought to herself, Why doesn't she get her ass in here and find her laptop herself? Why do I always get taken advantage of? Suddenly, she smiled wistfully. If she was back in Salem, there was one guy there that she wouldn't mind being taken advantage of by.
Jan went over to the small desk in the corner of the hotel room and yanked open the bottom drawer. It slid open noisily, revealing a lack of contents. Jan tried the desk drawer above that one, which was also empty. Finally, she reached the top drawer and she sighed with relief. She pulled the laptop out of the desk and got to her feet, preparing to leave the hotel room. As she stood, the papers fell to the floor. She inhaled loudly with annoyance and dropped to her knees, collecting the dropped papers. She heard the door to the room open. Assuming it was Nicole, she didn't look up and continued collecting the papers.
She listened to the loud smacking sounds coming from the door and frowned in confusion. When she heard a low chuckle that was distinctly male, she stiffened. She raised her eyes to see who was at the door. Lucas and Sami stood in the open doorway, Sami's arms wrapped around Lucas' neck while he grinned down at her. Jan shrunk back even farther behind the desk, wondering how pissed Lucas and Sami would be if they found her in their hotel room without their permission. Both of them must have just gotten back from their latest publicity appearance. Nicole and Jan had decided not to go because Nicole had assumed that after their night in the bathroom, Lucas and Sami wouldn't need any more help from them.
"Wow, Sami, you're certainly... enthusiastic today." Lucas commented in a teasing voice.
"Can you blame me? We went all out on that last appearance. I think we were good enough to impress even Nicole." Sami returned. Jan inched even further behind the desk, praying that Lucas and Sami were planning on leaving soon. One of her legs had already fallen asleep and she winced at the feeling of the sharp tingles shooting up her leg.
"I don't know, Nicole's really picky." Lucas reminded Sami, who shrugged in return.
"But not that picky. You were fantastic, Lucas. But if you think I'm going to let you get away without finishing what you started, you are very wrong." one hand left Lucas' neck and trailed down his arm, before her fingers began tracing the side of his torso.
"You're in rare form today, Sami." Lucas remarked as both her hands slipped under his shirt to run along his shoulder blades, "Why don't I get to see this side of you more often?"
Jan saw Sami smile at Lucas' words, "If you keep being so God damn overpowering, I'll have to unleash this side of me more often."
"I'm overpowering?" Lucas snorted in disbelief, "You're the overpowering one, sweetheart."
Sami giggled, grinding her hips into him slightly, "At least one part of you seems to think so." she stopped giggling and her eyes glazed over with desire. Pulling her hands around to the front of Lucas, she fisted his shirt in her hands and her lips met his in a short but hungry kiss.
"God, Lucas, I want you so much." she whispered in a breathy voice. She snaked her arms around his neck again and pulled him into a burning kiss. Not breaking the contact of their lips, Sami began walking backwards, pulling Lucas along with her. Jan's eyes widened, not used to seeing Sami act so... wild. Lucas and Sami toppled over back of the couch, landing on the cushions with a soft thud. Even from the small space Jan had squeezed herself into, Jan still had a very good view of what was happening, unfortunately.
Fuck, I don't think they're leaving anytime soon, Jan pressed her eyes shut tightly, trying to drown out the heavy breathing and passionate sucking sounds coming from the couch, God, I was all talk before, this is seriously not something I want to witness. Jan looked around the room, desperate to find an escape. But it was pointless, unless she risked herself getting caught by Lucas and Sami, she was going to have to stay put. She turned her attention back to Sami, who was lying on top of Lucas, nestled between his thighs.
I think I am going to be sick, Jan thought to herself, Why does everything bad happen to me? Why couldn't Nicole have to deal with this instead? Sami pulled away from Lucas, her breaths ragged and feverish.
"Is that a good shirt?" she rasped. Lucas looked somewhat confused at her question.
"Um, not really, I guess. I mean, I have a lot of other ones..." without waiting for him to finish, Sami lowered her head to his chest. Jan watched Sami take the collar of Lucas' shirt between her teeth and pull it upwards. A loud ripping sound reverberated through the room as Sami continued ripping his shirt with her teeth right down the middle. Sami tried to tear the ripped clothing off of his body but one of his arms caught on the remains of the shirt. After tugging at it insistently, Sami finally shredded the sleeve of the shirt and flung the shirt off of the couch.
The tattered remains of Lucas' shirt coincidentally ended up landing on top of Jan's head. In disgust, Jan plucked the shirt off of her head and looked longingly at the door. She pulled herself up onto the balls of her feet, wondering if it was possible for her to make it to the door without being detected. Lucas and Sami were pretty distracted but Jan wasn't sure if it was worth the risk. If she was caught, Sami would probably kill her. Deciding not to try it, she sat back down silently, elaborate plots for how she was going to get Nicole back for putting her in this situation running through her head.
Jan could make out the dazed expression in Lucas' eyes as Sami's mouth moved skillfully along his rock hard abdomen, "Mm, you still have too many clothes on. I think I need to fix that." Sami told him. She sounded like the old Sami but her voice was lower, huskier and filled with unconcealed lust. What the hell has she been smoking? Jan mused.
"Sami, you just ruined my shirt." Lucas shot back. Sami lifted one shoulder into a careless shrug.
"You said it wasn't a good one." Sami was quick to remind him, sliding her body lower. Her hands hastily unzipped and unbuttoned his jeans. She managed to pull off his socks, shoes, jeans and boxers so quickly that Jan wasn't sure if she could even match a record like that. Jan did her best to keep her eyes averted from the sight of naked Lucas but in a matter of seconds, the temptation became too powerful. Her eyes widened when she finally took in the sight of Lucas completely exposed for her viewing pleasure. Holy crap, I think I've been stalking the wrong guy. Even Shawn didn't look this good. Jan couldn't resist thinking, then guiltily pushed the disloyal thought aside. She knew Shawn meant more to her than any other guy ever could, even if there were ones like Lucas out there who were very... big. Not that Shawn had been small by any stretch of the imagination, but he had been more on the average side.
Sami lowered her restless mouth back down onto Lucas' lips and Jan silently pleaded with Sami not to block her view. But Sami almost immediately shifted positions and did just that. Damn you, bitch, move it! One of Sami's hands was clutching a handful of Lucas' dark hair while the other had seemed to have disappeared. Lucas was moaning underneath Sami and it didn't take very much imagination to guess where Sami's unseen hand was. Without warning, Lucas turned on his side and in a matter of seconds, switched positions with Sami. Now that he was on top, his hands began working on removing Sami of her clothes. Since seeing naked women was not something Jan enjoyed, she closed her eyes again and wished that they would just get this over with so she could leave.
Only a few seconds had gone by when she heard Sami whimper in between the spaces of thick, gasping kisses, "Lucas, I need you right now. Please..." it was inevitable. Jan couldn't stop herself from opening her eyes. And Jan turned her gaze back over to Lucas and Sami just in time to see Lucas' incredibly well-toned ass raise slightly, before lowering again in a hard, penetrating thrust. Sami cried out at the connection, a cry that could have been either agony or ecstacy, though Jan had a strong feeling it was the latter.
Their pace sped up with each thrust and they were so loud that Jan couldn't stop herself from staring. Jan's face burned with embarrassment as Lucas and Sami moaned in unison, I'm never going to be able to face either of them after this, Jan realized.
"Fuck." Sami gasped, writhing underneath Lucas, "Harder, Lucas, harder." Jan gaped at Sami, wondering how the hell she could make a request like that. It already looked like the pounding she was getting from Lucas bordered dangerously to close to painful. But Sami didn't seem to be in pain at all. Her legs were wrapped around Lucas' waist and she seemed to be forcing him deeper inside her with each thrust. Sami's hands gripped Lucas' hips, pushing him down into her over and over, then reached up to sink her teeth into his shoulder.
And this is what happens when you go waaaaayy too long without getting any, Jan thought to herself, I think Nicole and I have created a monster. No, make that two very horny monsters.
"Sami..." Lucas grunted, his thrusts becoming even more forceful, if that was physically possible. Jan could see the muscles in his back straining as her pounded into Sami and his biceps rippled as he raised and lowered his body in time with Sami. Suddenly, underneath the sounds of moaning, grunting and sighing, Jan could make out another noise, a muffled bumping and sliding sound. She lowered her eyes away from Lucas and realized that the couch was moving. Actually moving. The couch skidded along the carpet, moving a little more each time Lucas pushed himself into Sami. The couch was practically bouncing off of the floor under the pounding Sami was taking. But that didn't stop Sami from begging for more, begging Lucas to fuck her harder. With each forceful push, Sami's language grew worse and her voice raised another notch.
Just come already! Jan thought, frustrated, How long does it take for you morons to achieve orgasm? Why don't you just try out for the fucking Guinness Book of World Records, for crying out loud?
With a final, almost feral growl, Lucas seemed to reach climax only a few seconds before Sami. Lucas slumped against Sami and both of them just lay there for a few minutes, letting their breathing level out.
"That was fucking amazing." Lucas managed to get out and Sami murmured in agreement. She sat up, pushing Lucas off her lightly.
"And now, we should go christen the bathroom in this hotel suite too." Sami told him, practically bouncing up off of the couch. Jan could not understand how Sami could possibly still have so much energy after what she had just done with Lucas. Jan sighed with relief when she saw Lucas follow Sami out of the bedroom and into the bathroom. In a rush to get out of the horrible hotel room as soon as possible, Jan sprang to her feet and lunged for the door. But in her haste, she succeeded in tripping over the leg of the desk. Wincing, she began collecting the papers that had fallen. Then she heard Lucas' voice through the door to the bathroom.
"I'll be back in a second, I just need to get something." Lucas said and Jan barely managed to get to her feet again before the door to the bathroom swung open. Lucas stepped outside and stopped dead when he saw Jan. Lucas was still naked but there was no reason he shouldn't have been, considering he had believed he and Sami had been alone the entire time. Jan's eyes flitted around the room anxiously.
"What the hell..." Lucas' voice trailed off as he waited for Jan to give him an explanation.
"I-I wasn't in here the entire time." Jan stammered, "I mean, I didn't see you and Sami doing anything, I swear." Jan stepped towards the door, unable to resist looking down past Lucas' face to the lean body beneath it, "Um, yeah, I should go now. It was nice seeing you." she inwardly flinched at the choice of words, "No, not like that, I meant... I meant."
Before Jan could reach the door, the door opened. Jan whirled around to see Nicole step into the room, followed by two other people. Jan's mouth dropped open in shock when she saw who the two other people were.
"Jan, what the hell took you so long- oh, shit, Jan! You finally got him naked! Are you happy now?" Nicole demanded, immediately shielding her eyes. Brady followed suit, pressing his thumb and forefinger against his closed eyelids. Shawn winced and turned away from Lucas to glare at Jan.
"You wanted to get him naked?" Jan happily noted the evident jealousy in Shawn's voice, not even caring that he seemed very pissed off at her, "This is insane! Someone better give me some explanations right now." Shawn added, never taking his eyes off of Jan.